Lifeandstyle – Eternal bachelor George Clooney recently split with girlfriend of two yearsElisabetta Canalis–but it hasn’t taken long for another beauty to pin him down again! Life & Style can exclusively reveal that George has been getting cozy with former WWE star and Dancing With the Stars contestant Stacy Keibler. An insider tells Life & Style that Stacy recently flew to Italy to spend time with George at his villa in Lake Como. “I’m in heaven,” Stacy tweeted about her trip. “George isn’t ready for anything serious. This fling is purely for fun.”
Do you think George Clooney ever sits up and night and worries about what is going to happen to him in his next life? I mean Christ! How can anybody have this awesome of an existence? Oh I just dumped Elisabetta Canalis so now I’m just going to plow the fuck out of Stacy Keibler for a couple months for fun. No biggie. Nothing serious. Just a little flingy poo. He must have signed a deal with the devil or something. No other way to explain it. Here is a question for you. If somebody told you that you could have George Clooney’s life but you’d die at age 40 would you do it? I’d do it in a fucking heartbeat. All I need is 28 years for his life and I’d happily call it a day.
jonnycapp says at August 3, 2011 at 6:38 pm
George Clooney is wifout doubt the coolest cat on the planet. Having said that, cue the “pres that would make you like 12 years old bro!” comments. Because that’s what this comment section has become. A la el presidente Good day gentlemen.
ray_kinsella says at August 3, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Only 18 years his junior, no big deal.
salvatoresincere says at August 3, 2011 at 2:40 pm
What’s Wrong with this? http://yfrog.com/kit2ybzj
Jeff Spicoli says at August 3, 2011 at 2:40 pm
I’m willing to bet he doesn’t give a shit how much pulp is in his OJ.
fish3 says at August 3, 2011 at 2:45 pm
would do it in a heart beat because that means you make to to forty and you get the hottest of the hot, and you are not sitting in a cube such as my self, and i dont know i i make it to forty anyway
betheljohnsonshands says at August 3, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Legs for dayyyyys.
cantgetthestinkout says at August 3, 2011 at 6:48 pm
“George Clooney is really cool.” Great comment jonny. Thank God you’re here. Now try not to get banned again. PS you’re 5’3.
miller lite in a can says at August 3, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Clooney has trained monkeys to pick the pulp out of his OJ……FACT
salvatoresincere says at August 3, 2011 at 2:50 pm
it’s Amazing someone as talentless a GCloony can bag Miss Hancock(wcw) This guy must be the hottest dude cuz i caould carry his talent in my hacthback glovebox, fuckin tool bag. ya movies suck bruh
Jag_Swag says at August 3, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Living the fucking dream!!!
JeremyRoenick-Sega93 says at August 3, 2011 at 2:55 pm
10,000% yes…..I’d say give me 35 yrs of that and I’d be gravy. If you’re living GC’s life, it has to include a 30th bash. Just titties and shelf all over the place…
beast says at August 3, 2011 at 6:57 pm
See, no need to worry about Putin when we have Clooney.
wildmanpete says at August 3, 2011 at 3:04 pm
by carlsweetchuck on August 3, 2011 at 11:06 am
uhavenoclue = mom of base player
Sweetchuck really, “base” player….from you? The corrector of all things lingustic? I’m saddened, shocked, dismayed, disgusted all at once.
rdsahl says at August 3, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Pres, this is one of your best posts. The other reason why Clooney is so fucking untouchable as king of the universe is that he never pretended he was anything other than a fuckin G. Never tried to have his cake and eat it too, so to speak. didn’t pull a Clinton or an Anthony Weiner. And as a result, he is just a boss. No one can ever call him on his lifestyle because it’s so authentic that it can’t be fucked with.
TheyCallMeJJ says at August 3, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Clooney is just ruthless, a role model for young and middle age men to look up too. God bless you Mr Clooney.
sillybabyboy says at August 3, 2011 at 3:20 pm
pres that would make you like 12 years old bro!
120IQ says at August 3, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Leave it to fucking wildgaypete to bring comments from other blogs to call out another commentator. What a fucking piece of redneck shit you are. I’m waiting for your mexican-related come back, cause you’re as creative as a piñata.
manzosucks says at August 3, 2011 at 3:25 pm
^you’re ok in my book, that guy’s a loser
manpeso says at August 3, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Gronk couldn’t lick the dirt off George’s cleats
StanSitwell says at August 3, 2011 at 3:29 pm
she has got to have the best legs/ass in the world, why is she not in the public eye more
....... says at August 3, 2011 at 3:36 pm
@120IQ
so you can call any random american a red neck but get upset when someone calls a latin american a mexican? seems about right. then again mexico didn’t provide a safe haven for thousands of nazi’s so calling you a mexican would be a compliment
12198169 says at August 3, 2011 at 7:47 pm
SO.MUCH.CUM
getonyourkneesandsuck says at August 3, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Top 3 cocksman of our generation.
otwisted says at August 3, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Clooney, DiCaprio, & Timberlake are the 3 Wise Men of Hollywood poon.
jack2922 says at August 3, 2011 at 5:57 pm
I wonder if you would still worship him if you actually knew the truth. the guy is as gay as the day is long.
angryseagull says at August 3, 2011 at 7:16 pm
He’s in a league of his own and just crushes it. Fuck marriage. Why would you possibly get married if you’re Clooney? Can’t think of one good reason.
dienavinjohnson says at August 4, 2011 at 2:08 am
I am the straightest man in the world. I would lick George Clooney’s dick clean after he pulled it out of Stacey Kiebler’s wet pussy. Any man who would turn down the opportunity to do the same is fucking gay. You all know that I am correct.
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