DM – A man who lost both hands when a homemade bomb exploded has finally created a new pair of arms after eight years of planning. Sun Jifa could not afford the hospital’s prosthetic limbs after the explosive for blast fishing detonated prematurely, but desperately needed the use of his hands to work on the family farm. That’s when the 51-year-old from Guanmashan, Jilin province, northern China, decided to create his own bionic hands. ’I survived but I had no hands and I couldn’t afford to buy the false hands the hospital wanted me to have – so I decided to make my own,’ he explained. Sun spent eight years making prototypes before finally creating a pair of metal hands which can grip and hold thanks to a series of wires and pulleys inside the shell.
Let me ask you something Sun Jifa. Do you think I’m stupid? Like you really want me to believe you made bionic hands without hands? Umm newsflash bro. That’s fucking impossible. Yeah I know they are wicked ghetto and you can’t even use chopsticks, but still the point remains. If you have no hands you can’t make fake hands. Somebody had to help nubby. I don’t care how long it took him. You can’t make prosthetic limbs with nubs. End of story.



Chuck Norrises Dick says at August 14, 2012 at 7:15 pm
Too shay……
Good point
Slopes will be slopes
mattsh20 says at August 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm
People of the Jilin province must constantly bad mouth this guy behind his back for using forks.
eataroundthebush says at August 14, 2012 at 7:20 pm
Those hands look like they would cause chairing, he probably needs a pocket pussy
dixon sider says at August 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm
That’s why the Chinese are killing us. They make their own prosthetic limbs after blowing them off while blast fishing. Then they take a quick nap break on a linoleum floor. We’re screwed.
eataroundthebush says at August 14, 2012 at 7:22 pm
Chaiffing***
lwspaz says at August 14, 2012 at 7:25 pm
How does Edward Scissorhands-Chan jack off without ripping his dick off?
pdubs says at August 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm
what good is “a series of wires and pulleys” if you have no fingers to operate them with? makes no sense
EZBreezey2222 says at August 14, 2012 at 3:35 pm
this guy made his own fake hands like the chinese gymnasts are over the age of 10
boon says at August 14, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Looks like it was done in the same cave as Tony Stark’s prototype Iron Man suit.
harriettubmansalligatorfuckhouse says at August 14, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Would you call him a “handyman?”
Fuckyesjustcrushedthat
zimmer down says at August 14, 2012 at 9:24 pm
Blast fishing? Sounds real sporting.
zimmer down says at August 14, 2012 at 9:24 pm
rolltideroll67 says at August 14, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Guess the fact that he clearly murdered the small school children and is no living in their classroom didn’t bother anyone. High Five on the new hands though Bundy.
terroristical says at August 14, 2012 at 6:26 pm
How is this newsworthy? He’s Chinese. Of course he made his own prosthetic limbs.
timmytwotimes says at August 14, 2012 at 11:16 pm
Is it just me or is Mr. Socko making a snack out of Sun’s scrote in that last picture?