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You know what they say….If getting anal was this easy everybody would be doing it. Just no chance Johnny didn’t plow this smoke after the game. No chance. Hell she bent over without even being asked to the second he got near her. I mean look at those fuck me eyes. Ballplayers….Fuck yeah.
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Eric Cartman says at July 21, 2012 at 2:15 pm
He then gave her a Cleveland Steamer.
Pokey Reese says at July 21, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Damon is still in the majors?
luger into a pole says at July 21, 2012 at 2:31 pm
@Pokey: sorta … Cleveland
Falcon Boy 4 President says at July 21, 2012 at 6:54 pm
I wonder what she thought when she saw him throw the ball..
gynecologist says at July 21, 2012 at 3:04 pm
It looked like she goosed him when he jumped back on to the field too. Either that or she slipped him her number…..bastard
RobertGOrr says at July 21, 2012 at 3:13 pm
I would love for to explain to me exactly why she ended up bent ALL THE WAY OVER the wall. Broads.
briar says at July 21, 2012 at 3:20 pm
dudes next to her got taken out hard. take note of the fat, bald guy in the blue shirt saying, “woah!”
bdemps15 says at July 21, 2012 at 7:20 pm
Did you get analed last night pres?
cranktool says at July 21, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Maybe its just me but shitfaced with busted fingers is usually a sign of batshit crazy. And batshit crazy is the gift that keeps on giving.
pedroiahasaids says at July 21, 2012 at 3:48 pm
I know this is gonna sound crazy but my friend in Cleveland knows this girl and told me she broke that finger after some over-zealous ass play.
carlsweetchuck says at July 21, 2012 at 7:48 pm
No anal. She just needed to crush a giant beer fart.
beast says at July 21, 2012 at 8:54 pm
I’ll tell you one thing, she looks like a legitimate smoke, send out the smoke patrol!
rexisfat says at July 21, 2012 at 9:01 pm
pedrioa, poaching one’s material is not a good look. Stay original, bro.
nflwifey says at July 21, 2012 at 5:04 pm
men are so fckin stupid. that’s not a busted finger. it’s a RING. OPEN YOUR EYES
mberrett says at July 21, 2012 at 9:20 pm
Pedroia- it’s not funny unless it comes from rex. Know your role.
rexisfat says at July 21, 2012 at 9:26 pm
nflwifey, you into ass-play? Be honest. And if so, are you willing to meet up sometime?
mb, much props bro.
Groove Nation says at July 21, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Guess he didn’t want to pull a Wize and showed he actually had the ball.
boxmuncher says at July 21, 2012 at 6:03 pm
nflwifey open up your own fuckin eyes. That looks like a ring to you?
cranktool says at July 21, 2012 at 6:20 pm
@nflwifey ”men are so fckin stupid. that’s not a busted finger. it’s a RING. OPEN YOUR EYES”.
Must be something from the Princess Leia collection.
chefdan says at July 21, 2012 at 6:26 pm
ohio is the land of smokes for some reasons…it fucked.
tampondickshit says at July 21, 2012 at 6:28 pm
He got anal from a smoke, pres? Really?
daaaaave says at July 21, 2012 at 7:12 pm
Kurt Russel wannabe
specialagentutah says at July 21, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Based upon this stupid fucking headline I was expecting to see a video from RedTube or whatever, showing some smoke banging Johnny Damon in the ass while wearing a strap-on. Were you out sick the day they taught elementary English in 2nd grade?
dongzilla says at July 21, 2012 at 10:16 pm
She opened her mouth real wide ready for Damon to insert his dick in it. When he didn’t, she bent over hoping he’d stick it in something. Fuckin’ broads
bodybymolson says at July 22, 2012 at 2:52 am
I could pound out knuckle children to this broad all night.
Or at least for a few minutes until I fall asleep in a pile of my leavings.
coffdrop says at July 21, 2012 at 11:03 pm
“ohio is the land of smokes for some reasons” @ chefdan… Ha! You can’t be serious. Ohio is a wasteland of chicks busting waistbands. Fat and pasty should be the OSU mascot, Go Gators! If you’re honest with yourself, you’d concede the smokeshow capitol of the universe is about every SEC match-up.
dewittt says at July 22, 2012 at 4:01 am
Go Gators indeed coffdrop. And yeah Gainesville is the smoke Capitol of the collegiate universe.
chefdan says at July 22, 2012 at 7:38 am
Coff your inexperience spews out of your post. If I wanted to listen to some chick take five minutes to finish a fuckin sentence i’d go to a nursing home. Florida bitches are entitled they could fuck or go to the beach. Ohio has fat chicks, every place does. Theres desperation in ohio. Hott and crazy any day.
rusty tromboner says at July 22, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Think she plays any indstruments?
otwisted says at July 22, 2012 at 10:20 am
Where do you guys see broken fingers? Thats just some big goofy ring she has on, watch when she bends her fingers.
darrenbragg99 says at July 22, 2012 at 10:31 am
seriously thoough.. who is she?
CANCEL PHILLY SITE says at July 22, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Hahaha Damon, what team is he on now……
genericjohnny says at July 22, 2012 at 11:50 am
Looks like Anna Faris. Either way, I call first dibs on the wave inducing Golden Girl.
genericjohnny says at July 22, 2012 at 11:53 am
…and the King Hippo reincarnate belching out Mr. Kool Aid’s “Oh Yeah”. Fuck America.
bradyanderson says at July 22, 2012 at 9:58 pm
For some reason this girl is really getting my juices flowing