It’s Day 3 of the 2011 World Breastfeeding Week and once again, we’re joined with international Smokeshow, Miss Emma Glover, counting down the Top 5 mounds she’d most like to motorboat!
UB: When a charity comes to you and asks that you do a Fun Run or Climb a Mountain to raise money, do you ever think of just saying, “Why don’t you blokes just sell me nickers and you’ll make enough money to cure cancer?”
Emma: I’m not sure about that – But I did tweet a pic of me and three other nuts models sweating on a photoshoot the other day – we had napkins under boobs to soak up our “boob sweat” and I did offer to sell mine on twitter and donate the funds to charity…nobody was interested!!!
UB: I’m shocked, that’s like Holy Water for tits! Do you feel like a kid on Christmas ever time you wake up and realize that you can just play with that body all day?
Emma: I do feel like a kid a Christmas when I’m at work, I get to grab all the other girls boobs too! It can get a bit rowdy sometimes, 6 girls is 12 boobs and there always ends up with a boob bundle, or competitions where we see who can do the sneakiest “drive by” and rub your bare boobs on someone unsuspecting.
UB: In your photo shoots with Zoo, Nuts and other UK mags your always nip to nip with your co-models. Does the girl play ever extend to your private bedroom?
Emma: Yes, but not exactly in the way you imagine. When me and the other models go on nights out in London, we just book one hotel room and all crash there, so sometimes we have 6 or 7 models in one bed, wedged in side by side. I actually have the photos to prove it too, its a good job none of us are shy.
UB: What’s the most you’ve ever done with a girl outside a photoshoot?
Emma: Well me and Rosie Jones tried to get married in Las Vegas, but we didn’t realise they dont do same sex weddings so we just went out partying instead and she fell asleep on my boobs in the club then bouncer tried to throw us out. Seriously, what is wrong with that guy!!
UB: Your #3 pick is probably the best known British Bombshell by the American crowd (thanks to that underwater scene in Piranha), Kelly Brook. How did Billy Zane land that piece of perfection? He has to be hung like a horse right?
Emma: Kelly Brook is perfect!! If I could swap bodies with anyone, i think it would have to be her – she seems so lovely too! I think im much better than Billy Zane, so maybe she should be my girlfriend??
You can follow Emma on Twitter @MissEmmaGlover and to learn more about Emma’s charity work with her “Glamily” girls India Reynolds, Stacey Massey and Rosie Jones click here…
Who do you want to Wake Up with? @BarstoolUB on Twitter