Metro – The 24-year-old former player – and a finalist of Croatia Miss Sport – has taken over the reins at fifth division side NK Viktorija Vojakovac. ‘If a woman and a man have the same professional qualifications for a coaching job, I see no reason why I should not get into male football,’ she told 24 Sata. She said her players ‘listen to me and make no problems,’ adding: ‘I am the head coach and I have full liberty to create and plan the team’s tactics.’ Nemcic, who played for Dinamo Zagreb’s women’s team and the Croatia national side, was among 15 finalists for Croatia’s Miss Sport in 2008. In the UK, there are no women managers in professional football, despite England manager Hope Powell being linked to several Football League clubs.
There are a few things that need to be discussed here. First of all, soccer is gay. Second, this is an absolutely brilliant move on the ownership’s part. Do you realize how much harder all the players will be working to impress the coach? Not only is she the manager of the team, but she’s hot as shit and everybody wants to fuck her. Time to kick the hustle into overdrive. Whoever scores the most goals in practice gets to call shotgun vagina!
And third, this chick is going to get banged out so much it’s not even funny. Look at that first picture. That’s the “fuck me” pose. Every culture in the world recognizes the “fuck me” pose. It’s like the international sign for choking, except it means “I want a dick inside me.” This is going to be the only sports team ever where the coach is sorer than the players after the game.
So I think all in all here, everyone’s getting what they want. Team works harder, players all get to fuck their coach, and the coach gets to get fucked by all her players. I see no problems there.