DM – A lawyer has been suspended after admitting to an affair with a client – and billing her for time they spent having sex, it was revealed last week. Attorney Thomas Lowe had a six-month relationship with the woman he was representing in a divorce case. The 58-year-old, who is married, began an affair with his client after complimenting on her appearance and talking about her sex life. The pair embarked on an affair and met up on numerous occasions to have sex. Documents obtained from Lowe’s office in Burnsville, Minnesota revealed that on the dates he was having sex he billed the women for his time and coded their liaisons as ‘meetings’ or ‘drafting memos’. Lowe, from Eagan, Minnesota, eventually broke off the affair after several arguments with the woman in a bid to save his own marriage. He also withdrew as her attorney leading to the woman, who had past abuse and mental health issues, to try and kill herself. While she recovered in hospital she told authorities about the affair. Lowe initially denied having the affair, but later ‘unconditionally admitted the allegations’ to the Office of Lawyers Professional Responsibility. The Minnesota Supreme Court ruled on January 10 that he be suspended indefinitely and lose his license to practice law.
The term “power move” is thrown around a lot these days, but when I say this was a power move I mean this was a fucking power move. Imagine fucking a chick and then sending her a bill for it? Not like you were a male prostitute, but just some broad you were banging. Like she opens her mailbox and there’s an invoice for the hours your penis was inside her? Awesome. I mean personally I wouldn’t be making much money. Can’t really stretch 6.5 minutes into a full hour on the bill. But it’s the principle of the matter. Total dominance in the two most important aspects of female life: relationships and money.
And the fact that this lawyer was married makes it even better. He’s literally buying his wife groceries with money his adulterous cock earned. Do you know what I do for this family! I work my ass off to put a roof over your head and food on your plate! Meanwhile his day consisted of getting blown by one of his clients and demanding cash for the privilege. Say what you want about lawyers but when it comes to exploiting all the angles you gotta give them credit. Hey, that’s what they get paid for right? To fuck people?

neil has sex with squirrels says at January 17, 2013 at 4:29 pm
fucking jews
nepats1001 says at January 17, 2013 at 4:29 pm
Don’t read many of your blogs yet. This was gold. A+
ih8nyy says at January 17, 2013 at 4:31 pm
JMac you just moved a cunt hair infront of Neil on the shitty blogger scale.
barney rubble says at January 17, 2013 at 9:34 pm
Nice job jmac. But look at this guy. What the hell did the girl look like? Probably dont wanna know
nowayshutupreally says at January 17, 2013 at 4:44 pm
need pics of his fuck client
gouldy says at January 17, 2013 at 4:44 pm
this bro stepped to a new lowe…..
briar says at January 17, 2013 at 4:45 pm
They should get him on a prostitution charge, too. Fucker.
herbie versmells says at January 17, 2013 at 4:50 pm
i could make a better looking face out of playdoh jesus fugly christ
shovelhead says at January 17, 2013 at 4:51 pm
JMac, if you bang her 5x you can bill her for 1/2 an hour, so don’t worry about lasting, just make sure you keep track of your “billable hours”
pimpbot says at January 17, 2013 at 4:51 pm
Lawyers bill by minutes so it’s all good for him.
4guys1barstool says at January 17, 2013 at 6:39 pm
I knew you were going to use “power move” with this blog before your mom even woke you up this morning
John Merrick says at January 18, 2013 at 12:53 am
A lawyer fucked a client in the ass and charged her for the privilege? Unheard of.
theluckypierre says at January 17, 2013 at 11:54 pm
I wonder what’s looser. Neil’s bunghole or Renee’s flap
Mike Felger says at January 18, 2013 at 12:08 pm
Like a fucking boss.
mark reardon says at January 18, 2013 at 5:15 pm
What do you want to bet the EX-Husband got stuck with the legal bills?