Mila Kunis
Kate Upton
Bar Rafeli
I tweeted yesterday that I wanted to do a Marry Fuck Kill with Mila Kunis and Kate Upton and needed a 3rd contestant that could stand up to onslaught. The Jewish Jordan was the overwhelming choice. So here we are. Maybe the toughest threesome in the history of MFK. It was made that much harder for me by the inclusion of Bar Rafeli. Because as I’ve said in the past whenever she’s involved I need to marry her so we can make super jew babies that as funny as they are gorgeous and destroy anti antisemitism once and for all. So like I said I’m marrying Bar. Next move is to fuck Mila Kunis. It just boils down to preferences really. I prefer brunettes over blonds. Don’t hate me for it Kate. That’s just how god made me. I can’t control who I am.
Marry – Bar Rafeli
Fuck – Mila Kunis
Kill – Kate Upton
betheljohnsonshands says at July 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm
Marry- Kate
Fuck- Mila
Kill- Bar
Don’t call me an anti-semite.
Articsnake69 says at July 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm
marry mila fuck kate kill the jew
Articsnake69 says at July 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm
to clarify im being anti semetic
BoStoneman says at July 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm
You done changed the game, that’s what you did.
jackofspades says at July 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm
umm…doesn’t Kate fuck Kanye West? yeah easiest kill in a while…marry Mila, fuck Bar
mikeylikesit says at July 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm
this is easy as pie… Marry Mila, FUCK KATE, kill the used piece of trash !!!!!!!!!!!
Wayne Jetski says at July 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm
These are important
ltaldoraine says at July 21, 2011 at 5:20 pm
Damn it Pres, fix your fucking website for Google Chrome. Gotta use Firefox to vote or comment.
M – Mila
F – Kate
K – Bar
There is no right answer to this one.
FelixFermine says at July 21, 2011 at 5:20 pm
for some reason MFK doesnt work on my computer every time i click on M,F or K it takes me to the top of the page and doesnt select the one i chose.
Id marry upton, fuck bar, kill mila- she has a cute face but she has no body. Face only accounts for 35% of a girls rating
SNES Chalmers says at July 21, 2011 at 5:20 pm
Mila Kunis is also a Jew. A Russian Jew at that.
jonnycapp says at July 21, 2011 at 5:20 pm
Marry – Mila
Fuck – Kate
Kill – Bar
Pound beers and crank out pushups like a real man.
shaquita says at July 21, 2011 at 5:22 pm
Probably the easiest MFK of all time actually Pres. Marry Mila fuck Kate kill Bar. Done and done.
KevinA092 says at July 21, 2011 at 5:23 pm
this just made my head and dick explode simultaneously
The Hiphopopotamus says at July 21, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Marry- Kate
Fuck- Jew
Kill- Mila. at the end of the day, i just didnt want Meg from Family Guy screaming my name.. definition of the anti boner
jackofspades says at July 21, 2011 at 5:26 pm
why anyone would want to spend even 1 second of time with a woman that would let Kanye fuck them is mind bottling
jonnycapp says at July 21, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Mila, seemingly, has the personality you could be around. Funny, sexy, cute voice, etc., etc. So she’s getting wifed up. Kate is a sex symbol and that’s really all I know about her – the dougie video of her is bananas. So she’s getting fucked. And Bar, well, I don’t know shit about Bar, but I do know she’s too skinny and modely for me. So she’s getting cut up and thrown in the ocean.
jonnycapp says at July 21, 2011 at 5:29 pm
hey jackofspades, how do you feel bout Kanye, brew?
otwisted says at July 21, 2011 at 5:30 pm
MFK not working for me as well. M-Kunis, F-Upton, K-Jew chick. Only marrying Kunis cause her long term financial profile looks pretty good.
eman21x says at July 21, 2011 at 5:31 pm
am i the only one who thhinks bar is overated by the barstool crew?
corsair86 says at July 21, 2011 at 9:33 pm
who the fuck in their right mind kills kate upton over mila kunis. christ
corsair86 says at July 21, 2011 at 9:33 pm
who the fuck in their right mind kills kate upton over mila kunis. christ
corsair86 says at July 21, 2011 at 9:33 pm
who the fuck in their right mind kills kate upton over mila kunis. christ
iheartbooze says at July 21, 2011 at 5:34 pm
wait, what is “anti anti-semitism”, and why would you hypothetical children kill it? doesn’t that mean you’d destroy pro-jewishness? are you a self-hating jew?
ltaldoraine says at July 21, 2011 at 5:35 pm
I am 100% confident in my masculinity in saying that I would have a 3-way with Kate Upton and Kanye. Although, apparently Kate and Kanye weren’t banging and that it was Virginie Maury. Also, Kanye is the greatest musician right now, fuck every hater.
The Hiphopopotamus says at July 21, 2011 at 5:36 pm
i wonder if corsair86 would kill kate upton over mila kunis
shaquita says at July 21, 2011 at 5:36 pm
ltaldoraine, kanye isn’t a musician. He is a rapper. Huge difference.
Sir-Smoke-Alot says at July 21, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Sorry, I dont get the facination with Kate Upton. A deff butterface in my book. The other 2 are fire.
collateral says at July 21, 2011 at 5:37 pm
F5 stopped the top-of-the-page BS for me.
An anti antisemite is an interesting concept
richierich65 says at July 21, 2011 at 5:40 pm
you fools. she was not with kanye west. the post was wrong. theres like 8 million places that said that it was wrong. thank god she wasnt tainted by that douchebag.
anyway:
marry mila ($$$$$)
fuck upton (hottest 18 year old to ever grace earth FACT)
kill bar (just because its the rules of the game)
andyrooneyisagod says at July 21, 2011 at 5:50 pm
ahhhhhh
BossHogg says at July 21, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Just a thought…is there anything sadder than a Philly smoke? My god, you see Boston, NY…they all bring something to the table, but Philly? They bring pukeburps….shameful!
mcansdawg says at July 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm
kill- manzo
kill – jerry thorton
kill – @jonnycapp
jonnycapp says at July 21, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Fuck-mcansdawg
goatsquad says at July 21, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Merry Mila, fuck Kate and kill Bar because I had my mind made up yesterday that the third broad would havta die.
mcansdawg says at July 21, 2011 at 6:19 pm
ouuu thanks baby brew now i feel all cuddly inside schnukumns
Dino Bravo says at July 21, 2011 at 6:40 pm
There actually is a wrong answer. Killing any one of these stinkholes is wrong. Caged sex slave maybe but kill?
whitefellow says at July 21, 2011 at 6:52 pm
bar smokes cigs thats a huge deal breaker…so its marry and fuck between the nice, cute girl and the huge-tit slammin girl…hmmmm
headreceiver says at July 21, 2011 at 6:54 pm
never thought I would live to see the MFK where I have to kill upton
BoStoneman says at July 21, 2011 at 7:03 pm
dino… the game would be pretty easy if it was fuck, fuck, fuck. kill one.
RJ says at July 21, 2011 at 7:35 pm
If you killed Kate Upton in this scenario, you are wrong.
midgets are funny says at July 21, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Mila screams wifey material. Wife = personality + looks, which is where Mila screams ahead of Bar. Then it comes down to the fuck: Looks + freak factor. Since there’s no discernible freak factor to Bar, and Kate has better looks and moves like she was made to fuck, we kill the jew Borat style, and motorboat Katie’s boobies for days.
jonnycapp says at July 21, 2011 at 11:48 pm
Can someone please tell me how ^ is any different than my comment??
nickelcityking says at July 21, 2011 at 8:09 pm
You have to marry bar for 3 reason:
a) she doesnt speak english well/you would not have to talk to her much, just fuck. plus the accent is hot as hell.
b) she probably cooks and cleans because thats all they teach women in their society.
c) She would age the best of the three, kate upton will be hot for the next 10-15 before her massive tits sag to her knees.
Regrettably, had to kill mila here, her voice is kind of annoying and definitely has the worst body of the 3
Evil One says at July 21, 2011 at 8:10 pm
anti antisemitism
Isn’t that Nanas sister with the mustache ?
buttholesurfer says at July 22, 2011 at 12:28 am
( ! )
buttholesurfer says at July 22, 2011 at 12:29 am
someone get a chili dog for jonnycapp….fuckin nerd
vaginaldischarge says at July 21, 2011 at 8:29 pm
i would discharge all over those vaginas
vaginaldischarge says at July 21, 2011 at 8:29 pm
hey johnny capp your mother mom smoked my dick backwards you fucking pole smokin pickle sniffer
turd says at July 21, 2011 at 8:30 pm
Why would leonardo ever let her stop sucking his dicaprio
habhater11 says at July 22, 2011 at 4:34 am
Toughest decision ever. Mary: Bar , Fuck: Kate kill: Mila. Mila loses on the tit test. Nothing wrong with Jews. I usually go for blondes but Bar is an exception.
midgets are funny says at July 22, 2011 at 1:03 am
People don’t hate the fuck out of me Jonny. That’s the difference. GFY.
Pete Rosati says at July 22, 2011 at 1:32 am
kate upton is a pig, why is everyone obsessed with her?
John Starks For 3 says at July 22, 2011 at 5:24 am
45% of you chum guzzlers would kill Bar? Leave it to Boston to have terrible taste with regard to EVERYTHING.
BoStoneman says at July 22, 2011 at 7:34 am
Yes, how dare us chum guzzlers find Mila’s looks and seeming personality marriage material and Upton’s tits for days something I would want to fuck
....... says at July 22, 2011 at 8:18 am
@ john starks
how about you marry Bar and be stuck with a jewish mother-in-law you fucking dolt, great idea
slutnuts4 says at July 22, 2011 at 12:24 pm
marry upton
fuck bar
kill kunis
im a sucker for tits and upton and bar have better ones than mila
Monkey Knife Fight says at July 22, 2011 at 9:13 am
Who keeps feeding this delusion that Pres is funny? Whoever it is, please stop.
danmoss says at July 22, 2011 at 1:42 pm
simplest of them all marry mila fuck kate and kill bar done and done
stevenp says at July 22, 2011 at 10:28 am
learn how to spell, you barely-literate blogger.
ohballs says at July 22, 2011 at 10:48 am
Isreali chicks dont shave their pits
hocke4607 says at July 22, 2011 at 11:45 am
hahah super jew babies