Since Feitleberg wrote probably the worst Adam Yauch blog on the internet on Friday I asked Pres if he wanted a more fitting tribute today. I was probably 14-years-old when I first saw the video for “(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party)”. Watching these three Brooklyn Jews thrashing their way through their hedonistic video debut was unlike anything we had seen from this particular television station that used to play these things called music videos. The Beastie Boys acted like a trio of Bluto Blutarskys, implored fans to take up arms in the War on Partying, and forever changed the game.
Simply put (and excepting Blondie’s “Rapture” and Aerosmith’s pre-RUN DMC “Walk This Way”), rap/hip-hop was strictly a black man’s game (please act like adults in the year 2012 in the comments and leave the racist bullshit the fuck out of here, thanks). Formed in the Petri dishes of disses Uptown and The Bronx, this fledgling new genre of music and culture was rooted in the black American doing his own thing in his own way—the ultimate expression of individuality. But our idea of just who could be a rap star was effectively shattered thanks to three bad brothers we got to know so well.
Sadly, one of those brothers, Adam Yauch, who was the raspy-voiced MCA and eventual social conscience of the iconic trio, lost his three year bout with the modern scourge of our times that is cancer and died at the much-too-young age of 47. Getting the news, where else?, on Twitter Friday was like a punch to the gut to anyone who ever slugged his first few beers listening to the prank-gone-wild/nine million copy-selling “Licensed To Ill” or smoked his first spliff while grooving along to the wonderfully pureed offerings of “Paul’s Boutique”.
The public was aware that the universally beloved Yauch had been suffering from salivary gland cancer and fears about his long-term health were further stoked when he was unable to appear at the Beasties R&R HOF Induction Ceremony a few weeks ago. Even with the proverbial writing on the wall, his death was still met with shock and felt out of left field because, damn, 2012 is just too friggin’ soon for the world to be saying our farewells to a Beastie Boy. The ceremony’s airing on HBO this weekend took on a particularly heavy poignancy as we watched Mike D. and Ad-Rock, no doubt aware that they would soon be losing their homeboy who had the beard like a billy goat, read their ailing mate’s final ‘thank you’ to their many fans.
A one-time hard-core punk outfit, the Beastie Boys came together at a perfect time in rap’s infancy and in a perfect storm of a long-gone, hardcore NYC when there was actually a middle-class on Manhattan. Inspired by the rap singles they memorized, they started rapping on a lark…and the crowds ate it up. After meeting up with Def Jam co-founder/uber-producer Rick Rubin and essentially setting up base camp in his NYU dorm, the Beastie Boys were poised to explode and they didn’t disappoint.
The business-savvy Rubin saw in these three Jewish (read: white) kids from Brooklyn the ironic wrecking ball to knock down barriers that were holding rap back from reaching its full potential, both creatively and financially. What better way into mid-‘80s white suburban markets than with some nice, non-threatening Jewish boys? So in conjunction with the group, Rubin produced a nearly 45 minute gem of an album that kicks off with a heavy Led Zeppelin riff and goes on to celebrate getting fucked up (on Budweiser, no less!), smoking dust and woolers, porno mags, girls, whores, going on the run, and all sorts of other debauchery told in rock-rap form. It also was released on the heels of RUN DMC’s “Raising Hell” which had a similar, successful heavy metal rap sound. Though “Licensed” is laden with plenty of sing-along jams, it was the rebellious, eternal party anthem “Fight For Your Right” that truly sent both the album and the band into the stratosphere.
But the funny part is that it wasn’t meant to be taken seriously and started off as more or less just fucking around, with its over-the-top tales of being chased by Johnny Law and the post-modern feminism on display in the NOW anthem “Girls”. Instead, it became the first rap/hip-hop album to top the Billboard chart.
Because I was a 13-year-old subscriber to PLAYBOY (thank you, Publisher’s Clearing House), I was clued into these new things called CD players because back when PLAYBOY was actually relevant, they were pretty spot-on when it came to tech shit like this. “Licensed” was one of the first CDs I owned and I did the majority of my HS freshman year homework listening to it. A true album in that it could be listened to from front to back, I had memorized (or at least faked) every lyric. 26 years later and it still works like a charm.
Three years after “Licensed To Ill”, “Paul’s Boutique” was released. Fans expecting more fantastical tales of braggadocio weren’t quite sure what to make of the mash-up of styles and samples that gave us the hugely popular “Hey Ladies” and “Shake Your Rump”. Though it wasn’t particularly well-received upon its release, people came around after getting in the requisite number of listens. “Paul’s Boutique” is now considered one of the seminal and most influential rap albums of the ‘80s, largely because of the unique sounds and mixes manufactured by MCA.
In 1992, the Boys got back to their instrument-playing roots (with MCA playing his signature bass) for the punk-rap mash-up “Check Your Head” which reached #10 on The Billboard Top 200 Chart while producing the monster hits “Pass the Mic” and “So What’Cha Want” as well as showing off the band’s versatility. From 1994-2011, they would release five more studio albums and hits like “Sabotage”, “Root Down”, “Body Movin’”, and “Intergalactic”.
It was also during this time where Yauch got more in tune with his spiritual side, disavowed the rampant misogyny inherent in hip-hop, brought attention to the Chinese occupation of Tibet, spearheaded many other charitable endeavors, and seemed intent on living a decent and righteous life in service to others rather than just living off of the ample fame he acquired.
Long-time fans of the band saw Yauch’s growth from a raucous party animal into a family man in search of inner peace. Many fans likely went through a similar transformation in their own lives over the last quarter century and, in a sense, grew up with MCA. And that’s what made the loss so profound—he was a link back to childhood that was always there but is suddenly gone.
He left an indelible legacy as both a musician and a human being, provided the background music for many of our fun times, and set an example of how to treat fellow humans. Most importantly, Adam Yauch left this place a better place than he found it. And that’s all any of us can ever hope to do.
Farewell, MCA. I hope your tearing it up with Ed Norton, Ted Knight, and Mr. E.T.
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mcm1 says at May 7, 2012 at 11:01 am
thank god
buckwheat says at May 7, 2012 at 12:04 pm
get up to get down
gmen42 says at May 7, 2012 at 12:07 pm
Is your name Michael Diamond?
Rear Admiral says at May 7, 2012 at 12:08 pm
No, mine’s Clarence.
DooBAH says at May 7, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Feitelburg wrote a shitty blog? What a surprise!
cripes says at May 7, 2012 at 11:10 am
Well written RA
Murray Chadwick says at May 7, 2012 at 12:11 pm
like a pimp – I’m pimpin’, got a boat to eat shrimp in……
NOTHING WRONG WITH MY LEG, I’M JUST B-BOY LIMPIN’
Will I am Not says at May 7, 2012 at 12:11 pm
GTFO, i think RA was a racist but i see he is defending it now, bro you still dont follow me on twitter, thanks
Good Job on the blog, you know since the B’s got shot out of a fucking tree and shit
EZBreezey2222 says at May 7, 2012 at 12:13 pm
a video of fietelfag getting 20 lashes for that disgrace on Friday would have been the cherry on top of this blog but bravo on giving this legend his due on here (finally)
stro says at May 7, 2012 at 12:16 pm
*standing ovation*
Evil One says at May 7, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Very well done RA, but would it kill ya to tell us what Julian wore to the Kentucky Derby ?
ningenito says at May 7, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Phenomenal blog. It was amazing seeing Yauch transform into a man, setting an example on how to treat other humans. Now back to the regularly scheduled blogs mocking retards and ripping on blindos. RIP MCA.
nukid3030 says at May 7, 2012 at 11:25 am
A+
Snap Dragon says at May 7, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Well done Rear Admiral.
Went thru the entire Beastie’s library of tunes this weekend. SO many good ones. Why didnt “Cookie Puss” get more attention
DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack says at May 7, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Thank you for stepping up. Well done. The music world changed for me with License to Ill, but Check your head is the one I always go back to. Well done, sir.
Take note, Feitleberg. Learn to realize when you’re not the man for the job.
ibkis says at May 7, 2012 at 12:37 pm
Great Blog except its Mr. E.D. (you know, Mr. Ed, the talking horse), not Mr. E.T. The other two people from that line we also old TV Show references.
Retard.
midgetsarefunny says at May 7, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Rear Admiral needs to be blogging out of season on other shit more frequently. He’s far better than Feitelberg, who started off so well before turning into Pres Jr. I can’t tell either of their posts apart until the byline unless Feitelberg references a 90s cartoon.
jocko says at May 7, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Great stuff, RA. Don’t be a stranger in the offseason.
tomcaronsgoatee says at May 7, 2012 at 11:57 am
alibaba and the forty thieves! alibaba and the forty thieves! alibaba and the forty thieves!
dkjayhawk95 says at May 7, 2012 at 1:25 pm
And leave it to fucking COLDPLAY to produce the kick-ass tribute I can’t get out of my head… http://youtu.be/LVr4UP9ntLs
5MinuteMajor says at May 7, 2012 at 1:28 pm
I always thought of them as some parody band cashing checks and touring on the backs of knuckle-head suburban white kids that thought their music was ‘radical.’ They seemed to be to music what Rush Limbaugh is to quality political debate…more of a comedy act that most ‘followers’ don’t really get so it just goes on-and-on and it gets bigger and bigger and those running the gig are in more disbelief than those shelling out the money..
The Beasties were kind of what Jimmy Buffet is to nerdy suburban white people that love sophomoric lyrics and have no taste in music. Similarly the Beasties were to those suburban white kids that wanted to be shocking and cool with similar sophomoric lyrics and marginal music. Radical? No. Ground breaking? No. Good? No. Funny? Yeah, I guess. Put that on the grave stone.
vegasstoolie says at May 7, 2012 at 1:32 pm
killed it. well played.
....... says at May 7, 2012 at 5:33 pm
Its about time someone paid tribute to these heroes. Just think where the Jewish race would be if it didn’t have rap music to add to their list of accomplishments
surfpunk says at May 7, 2012 at 1:39 pm
5MinuteMajor has obviously only listened to 1 Beastie Boys song, ever.
el jeffe says at May 7, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Well said, was just asking a fellow Stoolie at lunch whether he read Feitlberg’s shitty blog.
It’s subjective but Ill Communication for me was the quintessential album. Everything leading up to it was ground breaking and genre-defining, but Ill Communication was where the gloves came off, the schtick was non-existent and they put the hip hop community on notice that they were as good, if not better than their peers. That album was backed by moral conviction and it showed. RIP MCA
ningenito says at May 7, 2012 at 5:42 pm
5Minutemajor- there’s always one. Being a contrarian only works well if what you’re saying is well informed. Go ask Russel Simmons if he thought they weren’t groundbreaking in anyway. Just because music relates to ‘suburban white kids’ doesnt make it unoriginal or non-groundbreaking. When you have one opinion that something is shit and millions of others think it isn’t shit, the best thing for you to do is look in the mirror and say ‘Maybe it’s me’.
goddy77 says at May 7, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Rear, no joke bro, Ive read a couple dozen pieces on MCA’s death and this was by far the best. Get off Rear, get off!!
-I got the Timbo’s on my toes and this is how it goes, OH….1,2….Oh my God…
goddy77 says at May 7, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Check Your Head was by far the most under-rated album they ever put out, by the way.
davemacinnh says at May 7, 2012 at 6:00 pm
5 minute major go fuck yourself. Beasties actually helped to mold rap and hip hop. Tons of black artists looked up to these guys. You are a fucking retard and don’t do any research on what you are saying.
Will I am not. Really dude??? This is a blog in memory of mca and what the beasties have done for te music world as whole and your comment is “you still don’t follow me on twitter”? Your a douche maybe that’s why he doesn’t
Rear ad very good write up my friend. Thank you for doing it
rcht2370 says at May 7, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Radical? No. Ground breaking? No. Good? No. Funny? Yeah, I guess. Put that on the grave stone.
Prb the dumbest comment ive ever read. Im curious to your age?
RMP says at May 7, 2012 at 4:04 pm
I used to rock that poster in college, many moons ago.
The Beasties were so innovative for one reason. Sure they were white, but it was because of sampling. They werent the first to do it, but they brought it to an entirely new level. Their sound was so creative, at least in the earlier albums. They were able to mesh other styles and genres into their music, it was rarely cut and dry. Now so much of hip hop over-does it with the samples to the point where it seems rare youll find an original beat/hook. No one sounded like them, and i doubt anyone ever will.
rexisfat says at May 7, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Strong work, RA.
mannyspooptowel says at May 7, 2012 at 4:27 pm
5MinteMajor, in the sea of retarded comments that is Barstool Sports, I deem you king of the tardo’s. Not one point you made had any credence what-so-ever. I had to read it three times to figure out if you were actually being serious. Go throw on License to Ill and join the rest of the human race.
davemacinnh says at May 7, 2012 at 10:08 pm
I guarantee 5minutemajor was rockin new kids or some other “band” like that when he was younger. That and had a dick in his mouth
koberapes says at May 7, 2012 at 11:44 pm
Great blog RA. You need to write any and all serious stool blogs, few as they may be.
vanadian says at May 8, 2012 at 4:54 am
Even though you’re a bruins fan… You’re alright in my book RA. Thank you. 5minutemajor needs to check his head.