So I’m not sure if people have been paying attention to this Knock Out Barstool shit. Honestly it’s the best thing that has happened to us in years. You can’t pay for this type of material. You really can’t. It’s liquid gold. Like I could hire Larry David, Miles Finch, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais etc and they still couldn’t come up with better stuff. For example yesterday this bro facebooks me out of the blue saying he was going to basically occupy me in the very near future. Here is the exchange…..And yes I really did recognize him from my stint at Occupy Boston….
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Apathetic,or pathetic? You sir are one of the biggest streaks on the underpants of society, a dirtbag who deserves the same treatment you seem to condone these women getting. Rape culture is not human… and if you were anything close to a real man you would own up to past stupidity publicly and make a respectable statement for a change. If not, you will more than likely be very Occupied in the near future. I’d weigh your options carefully because the majority of my generation has no tolerance for scumbags.
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You didn’t write this garbage article then? Because when I looked up “El Pres” Dave Portnoy was the name that popped up… and saying “if you’re a size 6 and you’re wearing skinny jeans you kind of deserve to be raped right?” is unconscionable for any reason, satire or otherwise. If not then I’m totally sorry, I don’t necessarily remember meeting you but I’m not trying to attack OB supporters or anyone else (unless they’re the writer of course)
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No I did write it. It’s not garbage. It’s hilarous and true. I was right with you at Occupy Boston. I’ll occupy shit all day long with you bro.
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Yeah okay, you definitely aren’t my “bro” then and I’ll be sure to spread this article, conversation and your face far and wide because anyone who condones trash like that has no place in Occupy Boston or Occupy anywhere. You’ve got some serious growing up to do if you think that’s funny, which must suck to hear from a 21-year-old but the truth fucking stings sometimes.
You say “this guy had no choice but to teach her a lesson”, I say here’s your lesson jackass. Rule #1: Rape isn’t fucking funny no matter how you spin it. We’re dismantling a repressive system piece by piece, and if that kind of writing just perpetuates all sorts of disgusting practices (rape culture, unhealthy body image, degradation of women) and has no place anywhere. If that’s all you have to contribute to the world then you are completely useless.
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Dude we’re talking about skinny jeans. Think about it. Maybe you shouldn’t have been at Occupy Boston if you don’t have a sense of humor. Maybe that’s why we lost. Guys like you can’t think big picture. What did we accomplish? Nothing. Why? Because you think skinny jeans are cool. I dont want you back at Occupy next year.
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Who the fuck do you think you are? Honestly. I have a great sense of humor and when I read your article I wanted to vomit… along with everyone else who’s seen it male or female, Occupy or not. You aren’t funny, degrading women is only a joke to some people because our fucked up culture has made it that way. OB is a counter-culture, one where you’ll no longer be welcome unless you’re willing to retract the article and make a public statement that doesn’t degrade women for a change. Barstool is disgusting, you are disgusting, justifying rape just because of the jeans a woman wears is FUCKED UP. Occupy didn’t fail, it’s just getting started and task #1 is exposing pieces of shit like you for what they really are. Expect to regret that article very shortly.
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You can’t ban me from Occupy. I just banned you. And I’ll only let you back at Occupy if you publicly apologize for asking me to apologize for this article.
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I didn’t say I banned you, I said you wouldn’t be welcome. That’s because your sexist trash excuse for comedy is already circulating along with this conversation. No one can ban you but I doubt coming back will be a comfortable experience… oh and I would start thinking about a new career.
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Are you still mad about the skinny jeans thing? You really have no problem with a size 6 wearing skinny jeans? That’s what we should be protesting. That’s what you should be mad about. You’re priorities are fucked up. We should be together on this.
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No, none at all. A woman is a woman, her “size” doesn’t mean shit to me. I have a big problem with dirtbags like you though. She can wear whatever jeans she damn well pleases that doesn’t justify a rape or you pathetic rabble. Keep shooting yourself in the foot, the more drivel you feed me here the sooner whatever credibility a sexist pig like you has will disappear.
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StanSitwell says at January 26, 2012 at 11:47 am
oh god I love these, seriously these people need to get a sense of humor. The bullshit that you write doesn’t lead young people to rape other people, it leads people to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.
these people are so retarded because the blogs they are picking on were written so long ago, no one is reading them, no one new is seeing them, until now. All they are doing is bringing more attention to shit you’ve written that they hate. Someone should tell them that once a blog is off the front page no one will see it again
achart says at January 26, 2012 at 11:47 am
Hey Devon Pendleton..i If you honestly think he was serious about raping fat chicks, you just don’t get it, because no one actually wants to rape fat chicks. Grow a sense of humor and quit taking everything so literally. And I’m sure if you and a couple whales sit outside Pres’ office all day, he will definitely give you the respect and admiration you deserve.
Jiri Welsch says at January 26, 2012 at 11:47 am
Miles Finch hahahaha
MmmmBeer says at January 26, 2012 at 11:48 am
Meanwhile,Occupy Boston won’t ban Level 3 sex offenders from their group:
http://thephoenix.com/boston/news/132752-as-occupy-boston-struggles-with-a-sex-offender-ban/
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 11:48 am
Look at that I made there blog as the definition of rapist culture. I’m so proud. Pendleton go get laid by a fat chick since “size” doesn’t matter to you.
Georgia says at January 26, 2012 at 11:48 am
I haven’t been this excited about anything in years. Occupy Barstool cannot get here fast enough. Hands down, this will be the funniest fucking blog material this site has ever produced. Devon, get the fuck off your ass and Occupy the shit out of Barstool
StanSitwell says at January 26, 2012 at 11:48 am
I like that “prepare to be occupied” is now a catchphrase thanks to those nitwits, it literally means prepare for me to protest you meaninglessly, it will have no effect on you good or bad, but prepare to be occupied
achart says at January 26, 2012 at 11:49 am
But you better wait to Occupy until the spring. Don’t want you pussies having to protest while you’re uncomfortable at all.
Section 41 says at January 26, 2012 at 11:50 am
How would one Occupy Barstool? Sit around Barstool HQ, eating shit and surfing the net? Sales guy and the interns already got you beat on that one, bro.
pesteves says at January 26, 2012 at 11:50 am
I bet Devon Pendleton takes two in the pink and one in the stink . . .nahhhh he takes all three in the stink.
Kenny Tyler says at January 26, 2012 at 11:50 am
Prez just admit you’re a piece of shit and move on
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 11:52 am
Probably the funniest thing of all time is these “activists” are going to occupy barstool. Quick question, how the fuck are you going to occupy a fucking website? This ain’t the civil rights movement douchebag. P.S. love your blog and twitter, literally kills me. This is going to be fucking awesome.
Lionel Hutz says at January 26, 2012 at 11:52 am
Pres with an copyright claim against someone else. That’s impressive.
The Occupy fags agree with copyright law about as much as they agree with showering.
ericmanginaeffect says at January 26, 2012 at 11:52 am
Didn’t several women get raped at Occupy New York and Boston? Also, did he read the same article about skinny jeans? Was the “lesson” no in fact not to wear skinny jeans and we won’t have this problem? I don’t think the “lesson” was rape….just my humble opinion. Devon, go fuck a fan. (Stolen from Kay Jewelers)
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 11:53 am
A+ Blog – What group doesn’t buy the domain name? http://www.knockoutbarstool.com now points to Barstool. Best $8 I ever spent.
damptowel says at January 26, 2012 at 11:54 am
“Occupy didn’t fail, it’s just getting started and task #1 is exposing pieces of shit like you for what they really are.”
hahahahaha i laughed hardest at this part here, yup the REAL occupy movement is starting as soon as its warm enough to be outside a lot again
Jermaine Wiggins says at January 26, 2012 at 11:54 am
Devon’s previous jobs:
D’Angelos
Sub Maker · Jun 2007 to Sep 2007
I made delicious subs, but the manager was an idiot
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 11:54 am
Seriously, where’s Kay Jewelers for FTW.
JudgeSmails says at January 26, 2012 at 11:55 am
Prez, don’t forget Pirate Dog is on your side! Occupy shitforbrains can’t take that away.
Oh and Pirate Dog hates fat chicks too.
jhop16 says at January 26, 2012 at 11:55 am
Serious question: how come we’re allowed to joke about murder and torture and shit like cutting off Pres’ big Jew nose and suffocating him with it…but if someone talks about rape all fucking bets are off? Hold the fucking phone, someone mentioned RAPE! This honestly disgusts me.
ODoyle Rules says at January 26, 2012 at 11:55 am
gotta love the internet. pres you’d never say the girl deserved to be raped to her face or her parents face. but I ain’t mad at ya. this site is hilarious. It’s just the internet generation we’re living in. Just take it all with a grain of salt
jackhawk9000 says at January 26, 2012 at 11:58 am
Occupybarstool.com has the right idea – “While everyone else protests, Let’s make some money and drink”. Truer words never spoken.
patsfan26 says at January 26, 2012 at 11:59 am
I hate skinny jeans but I ain’t mad at that ass
Evil One says at January 26, 2012 at 11:59 am
You can’t ban me from Occupy. I just banned you. And I’ll only let you back at Occupy if you publicly apologize for asking me to apologize for this article.
Fucking classic
birming14 says at January 26, 2012 at 12:00 pm
kids about to see a shitstorm of msgs coming his way
Yer out of your element says at January 26, 2012 at 12:00 pm
well done cotc
chillnlax says at January 26, 2012 at 12:00 pm
This Occucryer whines more than Brady does to the officials.
achart says at January 26, 2012 at 12:01 pm
Well it seems like phase 1 of their master plan is to help raise the traffic on here, because this shit is hilarious. I just hope this Devon kid takes to the comment section to defend himself.
ryguy5371 says at January 26, 2012 at 12:02 pm
No tomatoes. Too vulnerable. Kids, they’re already vulnerable. And no farms. Everyone’s pushing small town rural. A farm book would just be white noise.
vaginade says at January 26, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Prez you owe cotc a free t-shirt.
Fucking A++ Blog
above_the_clouds says at January 26, 2012 at 12:03 pm
cotc: you need to have it go to a site like tubgirl instead
StanSitwell says at January 26, 2012 at 12:03 pm
COTC you are a hero, if pres doesnt send you a ball dont lie fanny pack, you was robbed
davemacinnh says at January 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm
It’s so funny how much prez baited that dude an he fell for time and time again. These people are so fucking stupid that they don’t even know when prez is fucking with them. And yet I bet that dude is telling his friends he pulled one over on prez. What a fucking douche I love it. I am having a tweet war with some fag and he told me since I condone what prez says about rape it makes me a rapist too. If anyone wants to read them it’s @dirtrtg. This dude is making me laugh
kentuckyfriedlackey says at January 26, 2012 at 12:06 pm
every so often we get lucky and pres posts an email convo with someone bitching at him. these are pure gold
StanSitwell says at January 26, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Barstool could be just these email bitchfests and chatroulette shit and I would spend all day on here
tankk says at January 26, 2012 at 12:08 pm
That guy got acquitted because it was proven to be consensual…
Man he got trolled hard.
chudwick3000 says at January 26, 2012 at 12:09 pm
cotc gets the stoolie of the month award, serious power move right there. I have not been this excited since the epic cross country runners chain a while back.
311Boston says at January 26, 2012 at 12:15 pm
200+ comments by the end of the day…
TouchMySportsHub says at January 26, 2012 at 12:15 pm
GOLD!!! Pure gold. I love these email exchanges!
“You can’t like, OWN, property man…” – Fucking hippies. I don’t “believe” in copyrights? Moron…
caminitticocktail says at January 26, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Cotc with the move of the year. On another note, didnt Occupy wall street raise a few mil? WTF happened to that money? Not a word about it
otwisted says at January 26, 2012 at 12:16 pm
@Stro, Pres should just put a little picture of Devon at the bottom of every blog so its as if he was actually occupying the blog.
tornopen says at January 26, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Hey Devon Pendleton — you are a fucking moron. You are a stupid, lazy and whiny piece of shit. The Occupy Movement was an absolute joke.
It just showed how lazy and entitled “your generation” is. Guess what asshole, success is brought through hard work. Sure, some people are born into it, who gives a fuck? They don’t control your destiny.
I grew up around plenty of lower middle class people in the City that are successful now, and do you want to know why? BECAUSE OF HARD WORK. You pieces of shit want it all handed to you.
Stop making excuses for the fact you are complete failure in life and loser. Some people finish on top, some people finish in the middle, and some finish on the bottom. We can’t all finish on top.
So in conclusion, Devon Pendleton, if you have the balls to go onto this blog and respond to us, explain to us what exactly was the whole purpose of the Occupy Movement? Please enlighten us you lazy piece of shit.
tornopen says at January 26, 2012 at 12:17 pm
@311Boston — I say at least 500
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 12:20 pm
@daveminnh, following knockout on twitter is one of the funniest things.
rcht2370 says at January 26, 2012 at 12:20 pm
this guy has no clue how life works,, he just hears someone whining about something and follows there lead. How would anyone actually think pres condones rape or that message is serious. I jogged past about 50 OWS in downtown houston on monday and i almost puked on myself. They were some of the most disgusting people i have ever seen. Either their just mentally impaired by birth or by drugs but its one or/and the other. Devon have fun for the next day or 2, youll learn soon not to talk shite on here.
barstool1020 says at January 26, 2012 at 12:21 pm
Did this kid seriously classify himself as an “occupod”… pathetic
Gump says at January 26, 2012 at 5:22 pm
Kid obviously got bro raped.
rukid1988 says at January 26, 2012 at 12:25 pm
If my only 2 adult jobs were “grocery bagger” and “sub maker” i’d probably just give up and start occupying shit too.
chudwick3000 says at January 26, 2012 at 12:26 pm
@caminittie – They did have a couple mil, but like what happens in every free society, the people at the top blew it all on living in 5 star hotels and going out to for expensive meals every night. They are now broke. and just as stupid as before.
Chutley says at January 26, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Yo pendleton don’t knock it til ya try it bro… Ps you def have a soul patch faggot … Wooooo rape joke and gay slur in one post can you occupy my job too
Chutley says at January 26, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Yo pendleton don’t knock it til ya try it bro… Ps you def have a soul patch faggot … Wooooo rape joke and gay slur in one post can you occupy my job too
k1dd0 says at January 26, 2012 at 12:27 pm
Who the fuck does this kid think he is? Ron Swanson? Just because you don’t “believe” in things doesn’t mean it’s not law you fuck tard, also: fat chicks suck. Skinny jeans are hot though on the right girl pres, c’mon.
311Boston says at January 26, 2012 at 12:27 pm
BOLD BOLD BOLD BOLD BOLD BOLD BOLD BOLD
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Pres, do what @OTtwisted says, a picture of Devon so he can occupy the internet. If he has one with a tent or wearing tye dye even better.
tomcaronsgoatee says at January 26, 2012 at 12:28 pm
with a name like devon, and a bunch of pictures of himself skiing. he sounds like a real 99%’er.
thecoquettishhaberdasher says at January 26, 2012 at 12:29 pm
Devon = hipster hardooooooooooooo
311Boston says at January 26, 2012 at 12:31 pm
devon sticks toothbrushes in his ass
allahakbar says at January 26, 2012 at 12:31 pm
New T Shirts: “Prepare to Be Occupied”
zoidberg says at January 26, 2012 at 12:32 pm
http://vimeo.com/21885214
“I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.” … “I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke, what the exaggeration is.” – The Immortal George Carlin
Some people just take themselves way too seriously.
peytonsucksballs says at January 26, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Waaah just another kid that realizes that in order to make money you have to do hard work.
maxp0wer says at January 26, 2012 at 12:35 pm
Consider yourself OCCUPIED
fabfiveswag says at January 26, 2012 at 5:36 pm
Is “I’m probably going to go out and rape someone because barstool thinks its cool” from that Facebook thread the funniest thing ever written on the Internet?
maxp0wer says at January 26, 2012 at 12:40 pm
For the record, not all Occupiers think like Devon Mcshorty. I might be pissed that Mitt Romney pays less in taxes than I do…but I think the Stool is great and data indicates that it has not lead to a single rape.
In fact, it keeps some of society’s most deranged individuals safely glued to their computers and off the streets.
eboe6666 says at January 26, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Who is raising our 21-year-olds these days?! Christ, what a clueless pussy! PS cotc ftw and yes, occupy this site with Devon’s picture.
chudwick3000 says at January 26, 2012 at 12:43 pm
hahaha, ok just saw this kids profile. Grew up in Brookline, went to college at UVM, and goes snowboarding all the time. How much more of a 99%er can you be.
charliemurphy says at January 26, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Devon’s dumb. Ha Ha
SWISH.
allahakbar says at January 26, 2012 at 12:46 pm
@maxp0wer – Did you just seriously say you pay more taxes than Mittens? LOL! You’ll have to work 500 years before you pay what Romney pays in taxes. You just lowered the collective IQ of all Stoolies by double digits!
tornopen says at January 26, 2012 at 12:47 pm
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=637426182
Brookline High School alumn… speaks volumes. Brookline is full of lazy whiny entitled assholes.
I bet mommy and daddy still pay for his ski lift passes.
Not hating on UVM.
But this kid this kid is just a loser.
tommyk says at January 26, 2012 at 12:47 pm
he was also asking friends for money so he could be a daytrader:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=637426182&sk=photos#!/note.php?note_id=218636304830094
No Problem says at January 26, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Haha!! You see this kid’s resume??? No wonder he can’t get a job! What a LOSER!
fabfiveswag says at January 26, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Also, If these people organize a rape walk to protest it’ll be like pouring gas on a fire…
maxp0wer says at January 26, 2012 at 12:51 pm
*as a percent of my income.
.dick
bluehenbl says at January 26, 2012 at 12:51 pm
I just occupied the poohouse. Contents looked like Devon skiing. That will be all.
maxp0wer says at January 26, 2012 at 12:53 pm
lol all this over a pair of Skinny Jeans
setitoff says at January 26, 2012 at 5:53 pm
I thought that occupy shit was about wall st and big corporations being shitty, not the rights of fat girls to wear clothes simply not meant for them? It sounds even gayer than I originally thought it was
playonplaya says at January 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm
Some people just dont fucking get it. Devon, do us all a favor and occupy your brain with a bullet you skinny jeans cocksucking faggot.
No Problem says at January 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm
Devon’s just mad because he has a chick’s name and probably wears skinny jeans. loser!
beatstains says at January 26, 2012 at 12:56 pm
“Started as a full-time bagger, but they finally decided they liked me and gave me a register. Job still sucked though”
LMAO. dude likes weiner in his b-hole
tom servo says at January 26, 2012 at 5:56 pm
This guy is playing right into the hands of ol davey pageviews…
darklighter says at January 26, 2012 at 12:57 pm
“I dont want you back at Occupy next year” – Line of the year. Check out @KOBarstool. Absolutely classic followers to this one. She….he…it?….has a follower named the “thepussyavenger” with the tag “scaring off men since 1989“. Oh this is gonna be fun.
jbd says at January 26, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Maxpower Im pretty sure the $3M-$6M Mitt Romney paid in taxes is more than you paid you dumb fvck. And that just represents the taxes he paid on AFTER TAX DOLLARS.
If you want to get angry about something, get angry about the fact that 51% of the country paid ZERO federal income taxes. Adding insult to injury, that 51%, that sucks of the govt teet and contributes nothing back, have the same voting rights as everyone else. So they can elect corrupt politicians (read democrats) who promise to line their pockets with more handouts by raising taxes on everyone else.
If you want to occupy something, how about starting with a job.
southbendshovelslayer says at January 26, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Easily the best part of Barstool, the reader e-mail exchanges. Hopefully more “occupiers” come out of the woodwork to e-mail pres and ideally KFC too since he was more anti-occupy than anyone on this site. Devon is right, this is just the begginning, and it’s going to be hilarious. Devon – I am BEGGING you to occupy barstool.
Numero Two says at January 26, 2012 at 1:08 pm
This is probably the same asshole that in 25 years will be banging/murdering his secretary while running for state rep.
Guarantee he cheats on his future wife as soon as she is a size 6 and tries to rock skinny jeans. I know I will.
maxp0wer says at January 26, 2012 at 1:09 pm
jbd, this is all the response you are getting from me because your shit is so backwards I don’t even know where to begin.
I have a job, friend. and to slow it down for you to understand: I get paid lots of money for being smart and good at science and designing stuff. I have to assume you shovel shit for a living. Keep chasing the dream.
tornopen says at January 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm
I just ate a large steak and cheese sub for lunch.
Time to hit “Occupy the Shitter” and take all my turns pending on Words with Friends.
GabeKaplersNutSac says at January 26, 2012 at 1:14 pm
I think its probably Pendleton’s Downs Syndrome that keeps him from holding a job. The freakish overbite ,expansive forehead and eyes set further apart than opposing goalposts give it away. Chick on his FB page he takes picks with is kind of a smoke though. She’s probably his caretaker.
sweener15 says at January 26, 2012 at 1:15 pm
this is some of the greatest material I have EVER read in my entire life…including Siddhartha, The communist manifesto and obviously the BFG. roald dahl for life
EssayOns21W says at January 26, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Sub maker and grocery bagger and talks about how both jobs and managers were ‘idiots’. Looks like you can’t hold jobs meant for kids on disability work programs. Fits typical occupy profile.
maxp0wer says at January 26, 2012 at 1:21 pm
“I’ll sue you at Occupy court.”
lol awesome
GirlsAreNotFunny says at January 26, 2012 at 1:21 pm
wow maxp0wer paid more than 6 million in taxes. We are in the presence of a rich mahhfucker
2kkatime40 says at January 26, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Shocking that this hippie jackass goes to UVM. Smoke another one Bro.
El pres, I’m pretty sure that he’s just promoting the rape culture by trying to “occupy” you
nawtymassarawty says at January 26, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Looks like Davey Pageviews has broken Barstool’s blogging slump.
pocket aces says at January 26, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Not for nothing, they used to say the same thing about rap music. Occupy these nutz, Devon. You have been sentenced to a public ass raping.
nawtymassarawty says at January 26, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Give me Occupy Barstool email conversations and Hoss Goldstein letters all day everyday!! Viva La Stool!!
GirlsAreNotFunny says at January 26, 2012 at 1:25 pm
and i cannot wait for occupy “GirlsAreNotFunny”. My name is degrading to women and i should be punished for my ignorance.
maxp0wer says at January 26, 2012 at 1:25 pm
I really thought the occupation would have begun by now. Whats the hold up? Are they planning their attack?
whiteguy8 says at January 26, 2012 at 1:30 pm
why cant we coexist? we’ll make our rape jokes over here, and he can not make rape jokes over there. we dont try to change you devon, so dont try to change us.
mattsh20 says at January 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Dont all your employees already occupy Barstool?
devonsmom says at January 26, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Smokeshow me Dave http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1252280758
mberrett says at January 26, 2012 at 6:39 pm
titfaced says at January 26, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Devon just fucked up
No Problem says at January 26, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Hahaha!! His fucking mom has a bikini pic on her FB!!! TOO FUNNY!!! That shit is going VIRAL!
KnuckleBallz says at January 26, 2012 at 1:47 pm
As someone who has a hip-hop site, should I be worried?? After all this is obviously the “rape music” that started it all…http://j.mp/ousUuq
pimpbot says at January 26, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Can I occupy Intern Molly? Or is that promoting rape culture?
jbd says at January 26, 2012 at 6:49 pm
Maxpower thanks for clarifying that you are a fvcking moron who is too dumb to realize that a multi-millionaire who may pay a lower effective tax rate than you (although I suspect you’re a layabout, do-nothing burn out that has confused building bongs for minimum wage and the occasional reach around with “working in science and earning lots of money”) still pays far, far more taxes than the $50 you had to send in last year for the money you earned as a census worker.
Maybe its time for you to spend more time reading and searching for minimum wage jobs and less time posting drivel on barstool, you fvcking dolt.
vaginade says at January 26, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Their fucking back i just spoted about 100+ occutards on Summer St.
maxp0wer says at January 26, 2012 at 1:51 pm
I can’t view FB links here.. Did someone really find Devon’s mom? Holy shit thats so good.
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 1:52 pm
Devon’s Mom is 100% a smoke http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/405620_2565411935236_1252280758_32048143_1558626360_n.jpg
az_stooler says at January 26, 2012 at 1:53 pm
This guy is a fucking clown. “I’d weigh your options carefully because the majority of my generation has no tolerance for scumbags.” We are your generation you bumbling fuck… I don’t know what I’d do without this “scumbag” and all of his smut publishing!
rukid1988 says at January 26, 2012 at 1:53 pm
WOW! Shit just got real. Hopefully this will teach Devon he should keep his opinions occupied to himself.
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Big Dev looks tough, watch out Pres. http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/382663_2504188164680_1252280758_32025238_134367718_n.jpg
maxp0wer says at January 26, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Man, this just jumped up a notch.
BarryBadrinath says at January 26, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Hit em again cotc, bikini pic ftw
rukid1988 says at January 26, 2012 at 1:56 pm
This is so fucking frustrating. Typical of the occupy movement. Occupier by day, back to mommy’s house by sundown. Fucking pussy.
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 1:57 pm
I can’t believe someone posted a pic of his Mom. That’s literally so awesome I’m speechless. Rape culture at it’s finest?
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Mom could get it – http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/59892_1674406578965_1201445155_31865384_3098444_n.jpg
vaginade says at January 26, 2012 at 2:00 pm
COTC is stepping this shit up, Prez you fucking better get this guy a free fuck “made in china” t-shirt.
I bet you he’s a dewey sq right now theirs about 100+ walking around screaming with people work
No Problem says at January 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Devon Pinhead’s MOM rules!!!
hoochiemama78 says at January 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Devon: I’ll be occupying your mom when you get home tonight.
fupaking says at January 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Devon I hope your mom wears skinny jeans.
Ps. Devon, You and your faggot hippie friends all need to go home and get their fuckin shineboxes.
No Problem says at January 26, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Does this tool really know what he got himself into?? I don’t think he can comprehend.
klongs29 says at January 26, 2012 at 2:06 pm
That thread of posts/comments on the Northeastern page made me laugh out loud at least 10 times. Oh my god. People need to relax.
williebuie says at January 26, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Have skinny jean shorts been invented yet?
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Over/Under on Devin occupying his parent’s couch tonight. http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/39-Dupaw-Gould-Rd-Brookline-NH-03033/2127013743_zpid/
MetsJetsKnicksRangers says at January 26, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Devin reminds me of Sean William Scott in Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back. A virgin homo who thinks being a moral superhero to women will finally get him laid. I’d fuck his mom though. Despite her grossness.
titfaced says at January 26, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Over under on Pendelton killing himself
No Problem says at January 26, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Anyone have a link for the Northeastern page?
devonpendleton says at January 26, 2012 at 2:19 pm
after i occupy barstool HQ i plan on taking down the rest of the injustices in the world. next up is the playboy mansion and treasures gentlemens club in las vegas. strip clubs should hire women of all sizes!
pedroiasstepladder says at January 26, 2012 at 2:22 pm
hahah charliemurphy wins the comment contest
Martin Blank says at January 26, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Devon, you should contemplate Occupying Proactiv.
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 2:24 pm
So Big Dev is all for not talking about raping women and talking bad about women.
“We’re dismantling a repressive system piece by piece, and if that kind of writing just perpetuates all sorts of disgusting practices (rape culture, unhealthy body image, degradation of women) and has no place anywhere.”
However, on this page http://www.uvm.edu/~freeski/profile.php?profile=18 he says the following…
“Interested in skiing because: i like to shred, and i like ski bunnies”
Hypocrite much?
Deke Zucker says at January 26, 2012 at 2:30 pm
No joke. COTC has been more entertaining in the comment section of this one thread than Feitelberg has in his entire career.
beatstains says at January 26, 2012 at 2:31 pm
ID hit his mom
Lionel Hutz says at January 26, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Note to self: Never, ever give cross COTC in any way.
Very impressive though. This Devon fag is probably flattered at the most attention he’s ever gotten from a group of guys who didn’t just beat the shit out of him.
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 2:37 pm
COTC is fucking killing it. On a hilarious note, simmons college is now following @KObarstool. It’s the axis of evil combining forces to start war with the free world of bartool. I say drop the bomb.
maxp0wer says at January 26, 2012 at 2:38 pm
lol @ Lionel Hutz ; and agree COTC is putting work in.
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Bingo!
https://twitter.com/#!/highindasky55
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Big Dev is just mad cause his house got foreclosed on.
http://eznotice.com/notices/2740920
No Problem says at January 26, 2012 at 2:47 pm
Fucking dead beats! Couldn’t even pay a mortgage on $128K!
devonsmom says at January 26, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Don’t blame me; read my fb post on 10/21/11 where I explain to the world how Devon fucked us with his student loans. When you post that cotc perhaps another bikini shot as well?
bloodywanker says at January 26, 2012 at 2:50 pm
^^Hahahahaha idk how he does it but I’m sure glad he does
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Dear fucking God, COTC is going to take down the entire movement before it starts.
pedroiasstepladder says at January 26, 2012 at 2:55 pm
cotc must be part of the degenerate faction of the CIA or something
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Game over, good looking out Wendy.
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/1792/screenshot20120126at254.png
No Problem says at January 26, 2012 at 2:59 pm
WOW!! HAHAHA Even his on mom thinks he’s a loser!
Wendy Pendleton
How do you get your son to realize he’s making a mistake and screwing up his life(+ ours) along with hurting the people that love him
Wendy Pendleton Yes but he’s taking his parents down with him…since he dropped out of school in his senior year,which he promised to finish, we are now stuck with all the loans. His comment to that is “that’s the least of my concern I have bigger things on my plate those loans will be written off when this is through .
alabamahotpocket says at January 26, 2012 at 3:00 pm
if i ever need a private investigator, im calling cotc.
No Problem says at January 26, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Wendy Pendleton No gonna tell him have a nice life maybe I’ll ne around when gets off the drugs
Devon’s response is just pure awesomeness!
Devon Pendleton Nobodies screwing up anybodies life, we’re networking a global body for real change instead of bullshit politics… I’ve already gotten a few job offers and I haven’t even put together my business plans yet. You all really need to relax and see the big picture here, this isn’t something that was possible from school and it’s an opportunity I’ll never have again, there are multiple ways to deal with school without causing you or I any problems. I haven’t just given up on education I’m learning every day, I just don’t think we should be paying Sallie Mae $40k a year I think society should be investing in human capital. This is millions of people worldwide, and we’re fed the hell up with the same old game with the same rules. It’s about love and cooperation over hate, greed and competition and we’re well on our way. Pot isn’t a drug it’s a damn plant that can cure thousands of ailments, provide food and textile as hemp and ease stress while you’re trying to solve the problems of a fucked up world… it should be legal not stigmatized. We’re working on getting the truth out about a lot of things, bear with me please and you’ll see why I’m here and not there.
Lionel Hutz says at January 26, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Looks like Devon just deactivated Facebook… wow, 3 1/2 hours from post to off FB. nice work COTC
No Problem says at January 26, 2012 at 3:02 pm
I feel bad, his mom seems like a sane and decent person. Her son’s just a nitwit!
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Devin: “Pot isn’t a drug it’s a damn plant that can cure thousands of ailments, provide food and textile as hemp and ease stress while you’re trying to solve the problems of a fucked up world”
Maybe I missed that lesson in science class but how is pot providing food? I thought it just kept 7-11 busy.
Lionel Hutz says at January 26, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Nevermind, I’m a retard. Just not a retard fag like Devon
pimpbot says at January 26, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Holy shit, COTC, you’re the Hank Phillipi Ryan of Barstool. Prez, you need to hit Wendy up for the hard-hitting Barstool interview ASAP.
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Devin’s Aunt could get it – http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/17157_105147059505074_100000293415176_133099_7800618_n.jpg
devonpendleton says at January 26, 2012 at 3:07 pm
my mothers a whore who sucks on the nipple of society. weed should be legal cuz i skateboard better when i smoke. and for all of you corporate hotshots, i dare you to take off your suit and put on a hemp sweatshirt, its much more comfortable. i deactivated facebook so my boyfriend wouldnt see all the mean things you guys said and hurt you all!
southie says at January 26, 2012 at 8:08 pm
@kokobarstool
pimpbot says at January 26, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Ok, let me amend that: Devin’s mom for the interview, Devin’s aunt for the accompanying photo shoot.
And, yeah, Prez, COTC needs some kind of Barstool swag as a reward for elevating this thread to HOF status.
KnuckleBallz says at January 26, 2012 at 3:11 pm
HA & this dude said Pres had to “prepare for his credibility to be destroyed”. That didn’t go the way you thought it would, did it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4wykeJBHdE
pimpbot says at January 26, 2012 at 3:11 pm
BTW, do you think Devon warns his mom about thread or is he too much of a pussy and leaves her hanging in the Barstool breeze?
PrimeRibGuy says at January 26, 2012 at 3:13 pm
This Delvin guy sure knows how to pick his battles!
goddy77 says at January 26, 2012 at 3:13 pm
Good shit Prez. I Googled your name about 8 months ago just to see what an old grade school(Hadley Elementary) Football bro was up to and i accidentally found Barstool Sports. How did I live the past 5 years without this shit? Bring the Stool to Pittsburgh. Makes sense right? We support Big Ben which means we technically support rape which means we absolutely would support The Stool! Thats a fuckin Power move Prez. If You get Pittsburgh then you get Cleveland. If you get Cleveland then you get Baltimore. Its a vicious cycle Bro.
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Does this look like the guy occupying barstool?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2u3_znI3mE
How dare they steal his pallet!
devonpendleton says at January 26, 2012 at 3:15 pm
cant we all just smoke a blunt and become best friends?
crabjuice23 says at January 26, 2012 at 3:16 pm
When life gives you lemons…COTC finds pictures of the lemons mother and then grabs your ears and fucks your face till you pass out. Three cheers for this man!
topsider13 says at January 26, 2012 at 3:16 pm
this thread is fuckin platinum status cotc is a legend
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 3:21 pm
COTC needs to be hired, and hired yesterday. Don’t spit out your coffee when you read this prez.
goddy77 says at January 26, 2012 at 3:25 pm
I second that “stro”. We need to see more of this Kat.
titfaced says at January 26, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Holy shit cotc is a dedicated individual
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 3:27 pm
@titfaced he’s fucking scary is what he is, tracked down the dudes entire family, found that his house was foreclosed on, then found out his mother hates him. Just DESTROYED him.
goddy77 says at January 26, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Hahaha, this is the best day of my life. COTC is nuthin to fuck with!!
vaginade says at January 26, 2012 at 3:32 pm
COTC is the fucking shit, just straight killing it
titfaced says at January 26, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Check out this kids job history
Market Basket Food Store
Sep 2007 to May 2008
Started as a full-time bagger, but they finally decided they liked me and gave me a register. Job still sucked though
D’Angelos
Sub Maker · Jun 2007 to Sep 2007
I made delicious subs, but the manager was an idiot
PrimeRibGuy says at January 26, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Feel bad for the mom, she knows her son is a fuck up!
vaginade says at January 26, 2012 at 3:38 pm
@titfaced
You’re an embarrassment to the practice, your stalking is still in the infantile stage, if I were you I leave it up to the professionals (COTC).
pimpbot says at January 26, 2012 at 3:38 pm
I don’t feel bad for the mom – yeah, her kid’s a fuck-up, but that sympathy and need for payback that she was looking for a few months ago, she’s getting it in spades today! And she’s being called a MILF-y smoke. It balances out for her, I’d say.
pimpbot says at January 26, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Vaginade, it’s a team effort. Props to Titfaced. COTC is definitely wearing the C on his sweater for this thread, though.
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Really surprised the video of him being upset about the police taking his pallet hasn’t been blogged by Pres yet. Really felt like that gave the total picture of who will be occupying Barstool.
KnuckleBallz says at January 26, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Remember the good old days when Pres used to talk shit to the commenters? I have a feeling he might stop now….
Slow clap for COTC
piratesalsa says at January 26, 2012 at 3:50 pm
The guy has a point about making jokes regarding rape. It’s pretty tacky and crude, too crude. The feminist bullshit needs to go though, not to mention he has zero sense of humor.
playonplaya says at January 26, 2012 at 3:52 pm
congrats to titfaced for giving us information that was already said 160 comments ago
titfaced says at January 26, 2012 at 3:53 pm
haha I am an amateur admittedly, cotc is just so inspiring
Lionel Hutz says at January 26, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Devon is crying on Twitter begging for Anonymous to help him.
goddy77 says at January 26, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Piratesalsa, tacky and crude? Really? No fuckin shit butthole. Isnt that why we are all here?
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 4:04 pm
This is getting so ridiculous I can’t stand it, first Simmons joins the KOBarstool movement, then COTC ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS THIS ASSHOLE, and now the kid is begging anonymous to help him. You mean those hackers that go after the fed and corporations? Sure they have the time to fuck with stoolies after hacking the FBI….
nawtymassarawty says at January 26, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Hire COTC!!
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Can we get a post about this guy ripping stool on twitter? https://twitter.com/#!/harusp3x
Something tells me there is some serious demons I could uncover in that closet.
herpderpdevon says at January 26, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Im sure a bunch of 4chan refugees are going to get right on fighting a rape culture. Might need that 4th year of college after all brah.
Hope he has another business plan beyond trying to raise a fund based on his extensive experience making delicious subs, can’t believe that failed.
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 4:14 pm
First time in my life I wish you couldn’t see reflections in sunglasses.
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1228536531/sungl.jpg
elportnose says at January 26, 2012 at 4:15 pm
http://upload.slightlymore.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/93a29064_Slow-Clap.gif
Numero Two says at January 26, 2012 at 4:18 pm
COTC, by the Acclamation of your peers, you have been awarded the Medal of Barstool. It is an honor granted to none but the most stalwart defenders of the Stool. Men who personify the common man and gently tell the world to go fuck themselves when they attempt to harm the entity that binds us together.
You, sir, are an inspiration and have proven yourself worthy of such lofty praise. You will be awarded the honorary cognomen of “Devoncanus” for your conquest of Devon Pendleton and his evil occupying ways.
Go forth, stoolie of stoolies, and continue to fight the good fight and make us proud.
stro says at January 26, 2012 at 4:25 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok5FsgkybrE this is what COTC deserves
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 4:34 pm
https://twitter.com/#!/kokobarstool – Crushing it on Twitter. Standing O at whoever that is.
A+ Material – “Dear Devon Pendleton, the world wouldn’t be so bad if you’re parent paid the loans on their house back. #runsinthefamily #getajob“
herpderpdevon says at January 26, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Shit just got real now, he’s getting the Boston Metro involved.
occupywillneverdie12 says at January 26, 2012 at 4:36 pm
the thread on his facebook page is absolutely hysterical. fat bitches coming out the woodwork in support bahahahahahahaha
occupywillneverdie12 says at January 26, 2012 at 4:38 pm
equally hysterical is the kids job description. it reads “Occupod” at occupy boston ! wwhat a fucking loser i bet zuckerberg slayed more bitches during his stint at harvard
herpderpdevon says at January 26, 2012 at 4:41 pm
highindaky55
@steveannear Dave Portnoy of barstoolsports treats rape like some kind of joke back in 2010 http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/the-skinny-jeans-defense-gets-guy-acquitted-of-rape/, then (continued)
decides to publicize me calling him out on the site http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fboston.barstoolsports.com%2Frandom-thoughts%2Freader-email-you-will-more-than-likely-be-very-occupied-in-the-near-future%2F%3Fcb%3D74e68&h=-AQFfDnygAQG2NE5nHTYEkhkAc8658toKFvPfFQFaWfaXbw&enc=AZOlT1wRYT4vZlzGl9dHGkqSDVhdX9yaxY9caWuE6uQc2DmWoJprvlF9V4k7QLY11prjkyHD3f-RXjPZeO0mlOcupNow7JsrdWlROui0D7xB0g . We will be making this very public rape is not funny
God I hope Steve is a stoolie
Lionel Hutz says at January 26, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Annear’s response was “why send me this?”
blazingblackmoostaches says at January 26, 2012 at 4:43 pm
@COTC…you are good…VERY good….but how good? What say you? Be lucky I am on your side
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 4:49 pm
Amen blazing! Viva La Stool!
blazingblackmoostaches says at January 26, 2012 at 4:51 pm
BTW – This thread is gold….cheers to COTC for sleuthing….kid’s learning his first real life lesson…stuck his neck out like a turkey and is starting to feel the steel…
LikeButter says at January 26, 2012 at 4:56 pm
COTC has done more work in a few hours than every single intern you’ve ever hired. Get this man a job!
MA2MT says at January 26, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Blog of the year. Comments of the year. COTC is a hero. I hope these occupy fucks protest a blackout tour event and get their fucking heads kicked in. This kid is why there should be a rule that you can legally punch one person a day.
herpderpdevon says at January 26, 2012 at 4:57 pm
“Why send me this”
“Because you might want to cover the protests at his next event”
This dude is slow on the uptake.
maxp0wer says at January 26, 2012 at 5:02 pm
COTC, Seal Team Six called, they were hoping to learn from your methods.
blazingblackmoostaches says at January 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm
@COTC – u have some loose ends to clean up, ur not the only good sleuther out there
Let’s Talk, if you haven’t noticed how creative my name is, get it yet? better get on it! Keep fighting the good fight! How’d I do?
Gump says at January 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm
ill put the mortgage on the fact COTC has the BEST detective mustache going. damn fine detective work sergeant DAMN FINE!!!
LikeButter says at January 26, 2012 at 5:08 pm
Seriously though Portnoy, you bettter keep us posted on anything else that comes up. This shit is too good.
devonsmom says at January 26, 2012 at 10:10 pm
What no credit to mom? My boy likes the alias freeskier925. My favorite find is him on a student loan forum trying to figure out a way to get his hands on 2 years of living expenses.
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Blazing – I didn’t do much beyond a few googles. Give me a way to get in touch and I’ll reach out to ya though.
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 5:12 pm
Devonsmom – Great find. I’ll let you dig that dirt but I just found some gems.
blazingblackmoostaches says at January 26, 2012 at 5:18 pm
COTC – No worries my man, I got you covered, message inbound
For the record – COTC is the damn best sleuth out there!!!!!! All bow to him….
Pres – you need this guy in your corner…he’s getting awards and shit already
devonsmom says at January 26, 2012 at 10:24 pm
All you cotc; I despise kids like this but professional ethics dictate stopping short of posting links to his mom’s bikini shots.
herpderpdevon says at January 26, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Student loan stuff is gold. “Can I get a student loan but not have to use it for school? Im good for it, I can make a mean lobster roll sandwich”
cotc says at January 26, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Blazing – I didn’t see a message. You sure you’re on the right path?
Devonsmom – I’m out for the evening so someone else can jump in. Good stuff if you dig for freeskier925 around the web.
sofly says at January 26, 2012 at 5:36 pm
COTC – what a fucking hero. I’ll help you populate that domain separately if you want, although I think redirecting it is even funnier.
A+ Blog right here. My favorite part is “I don’t believe in copyrights, asshole”… does this kid even have his middle school diploma? It’s not a fucking choice to steal or not hahaha. Priceless.
dydjsix says at January 26, 2012 at 6:43 pm
No I did write it. It’s not garbage. It’s hilarous and true. I was right with you at Occupy Boston. I’ll occupy shit all day long with you bro.
i peed myself
whitefellow says at January 26, 2012 at 7:01 pm
1. I just wasted a good hour of my day reading all of this and wouldn’t want it any other way.
2. I was half expecting COTC to post a youporn link with Devon’s mom in it and the funny thing is I wouldn’t even be fazed by it.
harry johnson says at January 26, 2012 at 8:41 pm
Been reading the Stool for ~4.5 years. This may end up being the most epic battle in the history of the Stool, even bigger than the Cross Country Runner shit. This kid’s views on corporations, politics, loans, etc are fucking gold.
Was stuck in meetings all day (because I actually have a job and contribute to society) so I couldn’t post until now.
goddy77 says at January 27, 2012 at 2:05 am
Mr. Harry, You missed some funny shit bro. I literally checked my phone every three minutes today, while i was also contributing to society at work. Lets just hope Prez keeps it up. I havent been a member very long so this is the first time i get to witness The Wrath of the Stool and i gotta admit, this shit gives me a chubby.
311Boston says at January 26, 2012 at 9:15 pm
by 311Boston on January 26, 2012 at 12:15 pm
200+ comments by the end of the day…
Called it
Pats 35 Giants 24 Cue the duckboats
boo radley says at January 26, 2012 at 9:31 pm
el pres is a fucking dumbass piece of shit. i saw him ass rape a guy one time at a party. gross.
The-Viking says at January 26, 2012 at 9:41 pm
Read every single comment. This is just brilliance. I don’t think, short of COTC posting nudes of this douches Mom this thread could of been any better.
And we ALL know there are nudes of his mom out there, somewhere.
blazingblackmoostaches says at January 26, 2012 at 10:20 pm
Hey Boo – Go stick an apple up your ass….maybe Dr Pepper will take it out for you…
2chainz says at January 26, 2012 at 10:37 pm
“Read every single comment. This is just brilliance”
Dido
nawtymassarawty says at January 26, 2012 at 10:41 pm
Apparently this chump went to my high school. Good thing he’s younger than me I would have shoved this motherfucker in a locker.
Harry Johnson says at January 27, 2012 at 4:07 am
COTC deserves a fucking medal. Really hope this keeps going.
tcsewell3 says at January 26, 2012 at 11:09 pm
When I read barstool and it drives me to raping chicks, I take it out on my dick. I beat that bitch so hard.
spilchuk says at January 26, 2012 at 11:09 pm
This is fucking mint…
JW92 says at January 26, 2012 at 11:35 pm
This thread is a first ballot hall-of-famer…
professorchaos says at January 27, 2012 at 5:05 am
What a fucking faggot. You can’t ban me, I banned you. Fucking hilarious. El Pres, tell that douche who is 21, since he’s seen the world and is so scholarly to suck on your shit cutter. Fucking pretentious college know it alls. Enjoy daddys money and shut up
cotc says at January 27, 2012 at 12:30 am
I wonder why this girl is ripping stool on Twitter, https://plus.google.com/photos/104666650114974784236/albums/5074625076632255169/5074625420229639122?banner=pwa
<br/><br/>Hmmmm…..
<br/><br/>
https://twitter.com/#!/CharlotteBadler/status/162574550335369216
brotherrib says at January 27, 2012 at 1:44 am
@COTC, that picture should explain it all. Great work today BTW.
PrimeRibGuy says at January 27, 2012 at 6:19 am
gross, i can smell the french fry grease oozing from her pores from here.
funkdoctaspock says at January 27, 2012 at 8:47 am
This is the most fun I’ve had reading this site yet. As others have said-COTC is a hero.
pimpbot says at January 27, 2012 at 9:15 am
Devon’s mom’s FB page is still up, which answers my question about whether or not he would sack up and let her know. Nope. Pussy to the end. Sorry, Wendy, there’s no hope for your son. All the obvious FAIL associated with KOBarstool aside, a real man wouldn’t leave his family high and dry like he has – first by dropping out of school and then by leaving them to the Barstool wolves. Though of course the real irony is that the wolves are content to leave them alone and keep pissing on him.
harry johnson says at January 27, 2012 at 10:27 am
COTC, that picture made me throw up in my mouth a little. She looks like a dude. Would it kill her to maybe wash her face or brush her teeth once in a while, or is that too “mainstream” for her?
harry johnson says at January 27, 2012 at 10:30 am
Oh and that twitter whore had this linked on her page (below). You ever notice how liberals/feminists love to refer to people they hate as n-number of “isms?” Ironic that people who claim to be against “hate” are so hateful themselves.
http://tropicanastasia.tumblr.com/post/16449434006/i-am-fucking-angry
cotc says at January 27, 2012 at 10:41 am
Nice find Harry. This girl is all about KO’ing Barstool.
http://soporifichour.tumblr.com/about
The jury is still out but she might be secret hot. If you’re into that whole feminist, can’t take a joke, doesn’t shave her armpits type of thing.
stro says at January 27, 2012 at 10:56 am
@harry @cotc, If you go back to the prior post of this, I posted “tropicananastisias” facebook information in the comments section. She’s a hot lesbian, like a fucking porn dream. That’s how I famously made there wall as the definition of rape culture.
dirtybirds2 says at January 27, 2012 at 2:04 pm
@stro did you fuck Kristen10 yet?
cotc says at January 27, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Wendy Pendleton is off Facebook, sad day. Thank god we have Auntie Heidi’s Glamor Shots to get through the day. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=105147056171741&set=a.105146909505089.10016.100000293415176&type=3&theater
stro says at January 27, 2012 at 3:14 pm
@dirtybirds2 bringing the heat obviously.
andyrooneyisagod says at January 27, 2012 at 6:04 pm
gold.
jackypendleton says at May 20, 2012 at 7:15 pm
Your all a bunch of immature pieces of snooping shit. How about you go on with you pathetic lives and leave people the fuck alone. Your worthless sexist pigs the lowest of the low of mankind. How about you all grow up and grow a pair you assholes leave them the fuck alone. other peoples lives are none of your fucking business so leave them the fuck alone and stop posting those pictures everywhere your the biggest queers ive ever came across so get a fucking life why dont you barstool can go fuck themselves