That Gronk mis-spike had to be the worst thing that has happened to Gronk since he turned pro right? I mean look at him. Look at the way he was looking at his hand after it was over. Totally and completely befuddled. I honestly don’t think he understands what happened. Like his brain can’t compute it. “Gronk catch Touchdown. Gronk spike ball. Ball Fall out of Gronk Hand. SYSTEM FAIL! SYSTEM FAIL! SYSTEM FAIL!” All I know is I wouldn’t want to be the next football that Gronk catches for a TD. That shit is going to get spiked to the moon. I’m talking people better be running for shelter the second he catches it. No football shows up Gronk like this and gets away with it.
Gronk Spike Rating – 0
PS – Still the sexiest motherfucker on the field


christosterone says at September 9, 2012 at 4:22 pm
Michael Vick is awesome at murdering dogs!!!!……
anonbrah34 says at September 9, 2012 at 4:25 pm
RGIII could become the greatest quarterback of all time.
DZH22 says at September 9, 2012 at 4:28 pm
The worst thing to happen to him was Bernard Pollard. Way to stir up bad memories, shithead.
christosterone says at September 9, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Aaron Rodgers is totally not a FIGJAM…..!!!!
Evil One says at September 9, 2012 at 4:34 pm
the worst thing that has happened to Gronk since he turned pro right?
You obviously haven’t seen Bibi Jones snatch
VoiceofReason says at September 9, 2012 at 4:40 pm
The patriNOTS beat a bad football team in the titans. Whoopdedamndo.
wildwest88 says at September 9, 2012 at 4:44 pm
VoiceofReason
You’re a miserable cunt. Why so serious?
VoiceofReason says at September 9, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Wildwest- I just called the truth as it is. PatriNOTS beat up on a bad football team. End of story.
Harry Johnson says at September 9, 2012 at 8:53 pm
@voiceofreason: PatriNOTS? What does that even mean?
wildwest88 says at September 9, 2012 at 4:53 pm
Shutting down one of the best RBs was a fluke I guess.
beantown brawler says at September 9, 2012 at 4:56 pm
The fact that you blogged this is fucking retarded.
VoiceofReason says at September 9, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Chris johnson is shit since he got paid. Isn’t, and will never be, the same rb ever again.
“one of the best rb’ – reeks of you know nothing about football.
wildwest88 says at September 9, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Ya you’re completely right. You got me. We’ll see who makes it further this season.
rexisfat says at September 9, 2012 at 9:05 pm
“PatriNOTS” ?? That’s comedic gold, bro! Grow up, you registered homo.
VoiceofReason says at September 9, 2012 at 5:12 pm
And rex, ur handle is comedically pathetic.
cantgetthestinkout says at September 9, 2012 at 5:18 pm
@VoiceofReason “Reeks of you know nothing about football” and “PatriNOTS” leads me to believe that you might has Aspergers Syndrome. Get tested.
constol says at September 9, 2012 at 5:36 pm
The worst thing that’s happened to him since he’s turned pro? Obviously. Because that whole pretty much breaking his ankle in the AFC Championship game which arguably cost us the Super Bowl doesn’t count. Obviously
carlsweetchuck says at September 9, 2012 at 5:41 pm
ESPN reported that Gronk had a ton shmeg on his glove from finger-blasting a cheerleader.
buckwheat says at September 9, 2012 at 6:09 pm
who’se the balding jew with a massive schnoz and humpback?
trappedinnyc says at September 9, 2012 at 6:43 pm
bernard pollard would beg to differ
rolltideroll67 says at September 9, 2012 at 11:45 pm
He looks destitute. @Voice enjoy the Super Bowl when we are in it again and your team is not
VoiceofReason says at September 9, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Roll- You mean LOSE the superbowl again.
ih8nyy says at September 9, 2012 at 8:23 pm
The reaction was priceless. He should have air spiked it.
nastynate33 says at September 9, 2012 at 10:09 pm
100 times worse than spraining his ankle. Worst spike ever. He should just call it quits now, can’t start the season like that.
josephpmama says at September 10, 2012 at 2:12 am
According to my sources, VoiceofReason LOVES assplay. True story. Literally can’t resist having small pieces of furniture crammed up his fart chimney.
chicagomatt says at September 10, 2012 at 8:27 am
The old Polish spike. Nothing like it.
britishteeth69420 says at September 10, 2012 at 9:59 am
Voiceofdouche needs a Polish Spike. If you catch my aids laiden drift.
lt. says at September 11, 2012 at 3:20 pm
I know it’s late but best this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while nice work made me fall of the counter in the god forsaken ammo shack in the devils asshole thanks
-Lt.
shepadre says at September 11, 2012 at 1:36 pm
http://youtu.be/zfZ1VHvfI3Q