The Auburn Ball Boy Somehow Upstaged Red Lightning Yesterday

      And with that 50 yard dash to glory the Auburn Ball Boy has replaced Red Lightning as the most talked about ball boy in college football.    You want to talk about upsets.  That was an upset.  Seriously how fast is that guy?  4.7 speed?  4.0 speed?  He was FLYING.   PS [...]

 

 

 

And with that 50 yard dash to glory the Auburn Ball Boy has replaced Red Lightning as the most talked about ball boy in college football.    You want to talk about upsets.  That was an upset.  Seriously how fast is that guy?  4.7 speed?  4.0 speed?  He was FLYING.

 

PS – Monster strides on this white boy.

 

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By elpresidente posted August 31st, 2014 at 10:38 AM

Football Is Back And Nobody Is Happier than These Two Lovebirds In Norman Oklahoma

        Football is back and it’s GLORIOUS.   #SorryForAllTheFootball      

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Football is back and it’s GLORIOUS.   #SorryForAllTheFootball

 

 

 

By elpresidente posted August 31st, 2014 at 12:39 AM

What The Hell Is Erdahl Doing On A College Football Sideline?

Ummmm why is Jamie in Hawaii? That’s not a NESN assignment. I feel like I’ve made a lot of concessions this year. I loved Jenny, but I let her go. I loved Lester, but I let him go. Now we’re really testing me. Now my cinnamon apple is apparently gone? There’s no other reason she’d [...]

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Ummmm why is Jamie in Hawaii? That’s not a NESN assignment. I feel like I’ve made a lot of concessions this year. I loved Jenny, but I let her go. I loved Lester, but I let him go. Now we’re really testing me. Now my cinnamon apple is apparently gone? There’s no other reason she’d be there, right? So yeah, if Jamie isn’t our Bruins girl them we’ve got problems.

PS – if Gary can skate all that becomes moot

By feitelberg posted August 30th, 2014 at 11:27 PM

Barstool Sports Instagram of the Day – #BarstoolBuns

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By elpresidente posted August 30th, 2014 at 9:00 PM

ESPN May Be Confiscating Our Signs…No Biggie We’ll Just Have The Teams Themselves Hold Them Up For Play Calls

    So ESPN keeps stealing our Gameday Signs because Desmond Howard and Samatha Ponder are pussbags?  No biggie.  We’ll just have the teams start naming play calls after us.    You don’t see the twitter eggs at SB Nation and Bleacher Report pulling this shit off..    

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So ESPN keeps stealing our Gameday Signs because Desmond Howard and Samatha Ponder are pussbags?  No biggie.  We’ll just have the teams start naming play calls after us.    You don’t see the twitter eggs at SB Nation and Bleacher Report pulling this shit off..

 

 

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By elpresidente posted August 30th, 2014 at 4:29 PM

Live Look at the next 6 months #SorryForAllTheFootball

      Is today the best day of the year? Probably right. Football is back! It’s the first full Saturday of the year. I don’t care that it’s 77 and sunny. There is nothing I want to do more in the world right now than glue myself to my couch, order pizza for lunch, Chinese for [...]

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Is today the best day of the year? Probably right. Football is back! It’s the first full Saturday of the year. I don’t care that it’s 77 and sunny. There is nothing I want to do more in the world right now than glue myself to my couch, order pizza for lunch, Chinese for dinner, not shower, and watch every single major college football game today. By the time USC vs. Fresno St. on FOX rolls around tonight I’ll be like a pig in shit. Smelly, gross, and happy as can be. To all my friends and family who I have no interest in talking to for the next 6 months. #SorryForAllTheFootball

 

PS – If you’re a football degenerate like me tweet a picture of yourself being a football scumbag with the hashtag #SorryForAllTheFootball and enter for a chance to win the ultimate home tailgate which includes a (60” TV, Food/Drink, College Football swag).

 

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By elpresidente posted August 30th, 2014 at 12:15 PM

Barstool Sports Instagram Smokeshow of the Day

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By elpresidente posted August 29th, 2014 at 9:00 PM

Harrison Mooney Officially Fired From Yahoo For Being An Internet Creep

Official Word     Harrison’s Thoughts on Barstool       What Harrison Got Fired For   Harrison’s own words about getting fired     Me right now… So I blogged about this like 2 weeks ago. Harrison Mooney, the notorious Barstool hater/Yahoo’s resident troll who masqueraded as a hockey blogger/internet creep, has officially been [...]

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Me right now…

So I blogged about this like 2 weeks ago. Harrison Mooney, the notorious Barstool hater/Yahoo’s resident troll who masqueraded as a hockey blogger/internet creep, has officially been fired from Yahoo for scaring girls from being too weird in their DMs.

 

Now I’ll be honest, for like a nanosecond I felt kind of bad that he got fired… like a nanosecond. Then, I went right back to laughing my ass off. Because here’s the thing, I ABSOLUTELY have some weird text messages that I don’t want public (I’m strictly text. I don’t DM at all, that’s a dangerous game. Harrison will tell you all about it.) I’m pretty sure every guy has texts like that. But, I admit it. I’m very open about it. I don’t pretend to be some champion for women’s rights and publicly thumb my nose at anybody who likes to make a joke here and there. Harrison was the opposite. He hated Barstool for all its misogyny and sexism, all the while he’s sliding into chicks’ DMs and harassing them about their lips and kissing them and weird shit. Harrison Mooney was basically one of those conservative politicians who stood at the podium condemning gay marriage because it’s against the word of the lord, then heading to a rest stop and tapping his feet hoping to suck some dick. Complete and total hypocrite. So yeah, I’m happy about this. I’m dancing on Harrison’s grave. If that makes me a bad guy then so be it, at least I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not.

 

 

PS – Hey Harrison, you want a job? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

By feitelberg posted August 29th, 2014 at 6:58 PM
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