Yahoo – Forget about the Broncos’ win over the Chiefs yesterday. The real sports action was at Denver’s 1Up Arcade and Bar. That was the site of the third annual Donkey Kong world championship, where hardcore fans of the famous quarter-gobbler battled for arcade supremacy. Ontario’s Jeff Wilms ultimately took home the bragging rights, racking up a score of 1,096,200. That was just 29,100 ahead of the competition.All totaled, 22 competitors battled the giant gorilla in the Kong Off. This was Wilms’s second victory in the tournament. Certainly, 1,096,200 is an impressive number – but it falls short of the world record. Dr. Hank Chien of New York holds on to those honors, having scored 1,138,600 last November. Billy Mitchell, meanwhile, whom many consider the best arcade gamer of all time and who was featured in the 2007 documentary “The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters,” came in last in the competition, scoring just 598,800. Mitchell’s rival in that film, Steve Wiebe, placed 5th in this tourney with a score of 1,048,800.
I have an honest to god question. Is Billy Mitchell the greatest fraud who has ever lived in anything? I mean this dude really came in last in this Donkey Kong tournament? Fucking last? No wonder he wouldn’t play Steve Wiebe head to head. Dude can barely break 500K. And yet he had the balls to accuse Wiebe of cheating. Unreal. I can’t even believe Mitchell showed up at this thing. That seems like such an Un Billy Mitchell type move. Like I always thought Billy Mitchell was 2 steps ahead of everybody. Well showing up to a Donkey Kong tournament and getting your teeth kicked in is not the Billy Mitchell I love to hate. Kind of sad really.
PS – What is the Donkey Kong championships doing at some dive bar in Denver? Everybody knows it’s not a real title if it doesn’t take place at Funspot.
Never been more intrigued by an advertisement in my entire life. What is the deal with this? It’s not a dating site? It’s just a harem of putrid women waiting to fuck your brains out? You click on this link and it’s just addresses of fat chicks with hairy assholes that are waiting for you to come over and fuck them? I mean, I’m never going to click it because what you imagine in your head is always better than reality.
But, let’s pretend for a second that this is real. Let’s pretend that you click that link and it’s like a Mission Impossible message: just gives you a photo of your target and a location. And your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to go fuck that ugly woman at a moment’s notice… would you do it? Of course you would. And that’s why I can’t stop thinking about it. Every time I see it I’m like goddammit, the only thing stopping me from fucking ugly women is the fear that they would reject me. That’s a tough realization to take.
Techcrunch - Today at a press event in New York, Instagram founder Kevin Systrom has announced that the photo-sharing service is introducing private photo-sharing and messaging. The feature is called Instagram Direct. Instagram has always been a mostly public social network, with a broadcast structure instead of connections based on mutual friendship, like Facebook. The introduction of Instagram Direct marks a new phase for the company. Now, users who follow each other will be able to send each other private chat-like messages, which can include photos or videos (of course). Previously, users have only been able to like or publicly comment on pictures.
Here’s how it works:
When you go in to post a picture (the same way that you’ve been posting pictures on Instagram), you’ll see two new tabs on the top of the post: Followers and Direct. With Direct, you can choose a specific friend and type a special message, and that goes only to your friend. Once that friend opens up the photo, their profile picture within the message gets a check mark, noting that it’s been read. Users can also like direct photo messages, and chat can ensue from there. You can send Direct messages up to 15 people, and Instagram Direct also offers up suggested recipients. When you receive a photo, you’ll see a little inbox icon on the top right corner of the app, which will send you directly to your new messages. You can chat privately one-on-one or with a group of people. People who mutually follow each other can easily send messages to each other. If you don’t follow someone, and they’ve sent you a direct message, it’ll show up as a pending request rather than a received message in your private inbox.
Well this is big news right? Now all those super perverted comments that people leave in the comment section of Instagram can be sent directly to the user. Sweet.
Seriously though I’m having a hard motherfucking time keeping up with technology. Like I just set up snapchat so chicks could sext me and shit. (Stoolpresidente get at me) and now Instagram has basically become snapchat except the pictures don’t disappear or something? Seriously how the fuck is a mogul supposed to keep moguling when he doesn’t even know the best way to stay on top of this shit? Instagram, snapchat, facebook, twitter. How many fucking ways do people need to do like the same exact thing? Just tell me where the sluts are because that’s where I need to be.
I kind of forgot how much I loved Doc until last night. Loved this post-game press conference. He was as real, honest and emotional as you could get. Back in the day, Doc and Tito could go toe-to-toe for the best media interaction. People always say the Boston media is one of the hardest to play for but they did a flawless job because they were always so personable and real. You saw that again from Doc last night, and remembered why he was so incredibly well-liked.
BOSTON (CBS) – A dog helped save her owner who was badly injured in a car crash just days before Thanksgiving. John Miles was walking his dog Lucy on Neponset Street in Dorchester, as he does every day, when both of them were hit by a car.Lucy saved her owner after they were hit by a car in Dorchester. (WBZ-TV photo)John blacked out and doesn’t remember what happened. Lucy, a husky-beagle mix, who was also injured, limped to a nearby dentist’s office and barked until help arrived. She limped back and stayed by John’s side until emergency crews arrived.“I’m very happy that Lucy did what she did,” Miles said. “Makes me feel wonderful because if a dog as good as her can get recognition for doing something above and beyond good for her.”What I’m being told is she sat there and was crying and everything else, you know because I couldn’t get up,” John says. “That’s the type of dog she is.” “We found out that beagles actually cry, they have tear ducts,” said Caitlan Miles, John’s daughter. “So after the accident, when I was home with her, she had tears running down her fur. She is walking around lost without him.”
Fucking dogs man. I mean everybody saw what happened to Gronk when he tore his ACL Sunday. Dude was on the ground screaming in pain. Needed to be carted of the field. Well Lucy gets smashed by a car, tears her ACL, picks herself up off the ground and walks to the nearest house to got help. That’s a dog for you. There is no amount of pain and suffering that will stop them from saving their family.
As a sidenote would it kill this family to let Lucy hang out with John in the hospital? Obviously she wants to see him. I almost fucking lost it when the daughter was talking about Lucy’s tear ducks and how she’s just sitting at home crying like a human. I think she thinks John is dead. I mean look at that face!
PS – John Miles is gonna regret telling me where he walks everyday because if you don’t think I’m camping out on Neponset Street waiting for Lucy to walk by so I can pet the shit out of her you just don’t know me very well. Probably bring some treats and try to get a couple kisses from Lucy too.
Double PS – If this was a cat it would have been an inside job from the word go. The cat would have hired the driver that hit them. Would have pushed John into the car and taken his wallet when he was blacked out on the street. Probably suffocated him with a pillow to make sure he was dead and then jumped in the passenger seat and been half way to Mexico by now. Then he would have put John’s house for sale on Ebay and had the money wired to him across the boarder.
Source – A King City High School history teacher and wrestling coach has been placed on administrative leave while officials try to sort out what led him to allegedly assault a 15-year-old student. Michael Ciccarelli, 45, was arrested Tuesday, according to the Monterey County Sheriff’s Office. The arrest stemmed from a Nov. 21 incident in which he allegedly broke a student’s nose when he found the 15-year-old boy in “a compromising position” with a female family member of Ciccarelli’s, who is also 15. Ciccarelli noticed the two teenagers were absent from wrestling practice Nov. 21, deputies said. Both are on the wrestling team and are dating, the officers said. Arriving at the boy’s house, Ciccarelli broke the door off the hinges to the teen’s bedroom where he found the him in “a compromising position” with the girl, according to a Sheriff’s Office release. Neither teen’s name has been released by authorities. “Ciccarelli punched John Doe with a closed fist several times in the face, and at one point kicked him in the face while he was on the ground,” the release said.
Hey Michael, who gives a shit that your chick relative is fucking some kid? That’s normal. What’s not normal is that she’s a chick on the wrestling team. That’s what you should be pissed about. I mean how backwards is it that he’d rather have her getting tossed around and beat up by a bunch of dudes at practice instead of hooking up with a kid in a bed? Oh you’re looking out for her well being? Then get her off the fucking mat bro. That’s way worse for her than sex. It’s a bunch of guys manhandling her, feeling her up, slamming her down and trying to hurt her. Grabbing all the tit and crotch they want. If her opponent’s dick happened to get hard and break through her singlet in the right spot, it would literally be rape. And you’re pissed she’s in bed with her boyfriend instead of subjecting herself to that? Delusional.
PS – How do you date a girl on the wrestling team? You gotta watch while all your friends take turns pinning her missionary style and giving her the butt drag and shit. Basically just getting molested in front of your face day in and day out. I know I certainly wouldn’t enjoy that.