KPTV – FOX 12
PORTLAND, Ore. – Portland police had to be called in to subdue a 22-pound house cat that trapped its owners inside their bedroom after attacking their baby. The baby was not injured in the Sunday incident. Sgt. Pete Simpson, a Portland Police Bureau spokesman, said officers responded to a 911 call that evening from a couple who had locked themselves in their bedroom with the baby and their dog after the cat attacked the child. Simpson said the 911 operator could hear the cat screeching in the background as the couple awaited help. Officers used a dog snare to capture the cat and placed it in a crate.
This story is so cat it hurts. Like this is what cats do. They attack babies, terrorize familes, and just cause general chaos and humiliation. Seriously why anybody would ever want a cat as a pet I’ll never know. I mean one way or another it’s always going to end up like. With the cat having you cowering in fear, walking on eggshells and afraid to make eye contact. All I can say is thank Christ for the dog. Because it doesn’t take a rocket science to figure out the dog intervened and saved the baby and then called 911. That’s what dogs do. They save humans while cats try to murder them. It’s a story as old as time itself.
The MOXY on this kid! Never seen anything like it. The Biebs just rubbing everybody’s face in the fact that Selena is hooked bad on that dick juice and there ain’t shit anybody can do about it. It’s true what they say. Chicks love the bad boy. Selena’s therapist must have slammed his fist on his oak desk when he saw this shit.
PS – Now I got to stay up all night to see if this develops into a full scale porno….BOINGGGGGG…..
No word yet on what happened. I know Peverley has been battling some heart issues as recently as last week, so you hope for best for an ex-Bruin on this one. Humanizing moment for a brand of people we usually watch like freaks and gladiators.
Update: Apparently he’s conscious now. But any injury that draws that kind of reaction from hockey players and brings the game to a halt is undoubtedly a scary one.
Update 2: Cancelled the rest of the game. Can’t recall the last time they did that. Crazy.
Update 3: Upon regaining consciousness Peverley just wanted to get back in the game. Of course he did. “He’s a hockey player” is a phrase that exists for a reason.
NEW YORK (CNNMoney) —The Sbarro pizza restaurant chain filed for bankruptcy court protection Monday, less than three weeks after it was forced to close more than 40% of its U.S. locations. Sbarro is best known for locations in airports, malls, train stations and highway rest stops — high traffic locations with limited direct competition from other pizza chains. It also has only a fraction of the advertising budget of competitors such as Domino’s Pizza, Papa John’s, or Yum Brands’ Pizza Hut.
Can’t say I didn’t see this one coming. This is what happens when the pizza mogul gives you a 1. The weird thing is I swear I liked Sbarro growing up as a kid. I’m not sure if the pizza got worse or whether I was just a bright eyed bushy tailed youngster yet to be jaded by the harsh realities of the pizza life. Either way somewhere in a dark alley Michael Scott weeps.
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How anybody doesn’t want to open up the Sox farm system book for this guy blows my mind. Cherington should just send the Marlins a list of prospects, tell them to make their choices and send Stanton north. Anyone but Bogaerts is fair game. The guy is 24 years old and MASHES. You never know what a prospect is going to turn into but you know what Giancarlo Stanton is. He’s your middle of the line-up power for the next decade. You can even take Henry Owens. Remember when people were weary about sending Casey Kelly for Adrian Gonzalez? Granted, Gonzalez didn’t work out but it’s not like Kelly is going to be the next Curse of the Bambino. Prospects don’t always become what they’re supposed to be, Giancarlo Stanton already is what he’s supposed to be: a terrifying bat and a game changer. Give me him! Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!
This is probably old and I”m pretty sure I’ve posted it before. Whatever. I laughed and that’s all you can really ask for in life. Fat girls doing fat girl things.