Momlogic – A controversial T-shirt was made for a football game between two rivals (Memorial High Mustangs vs. Stratford Spartans in Texas) and sold for $20. Many say the sexually-explicit cartoon it features is beyond offensive. Although the shirts were not approved by school administration, some parents are still peeved that school officials didn’t do more to stop the sale of these shirts.
Awesome! I got to find out who designed this tshirt and hire his ass. Or her ass. Hey don’t put it past a chick to have made this. They can be freak shows too you know. Either way the parents can calm down here. I mean this is still America right? If a kid designs a kickass Eiffel Tower shirt what right does the school have to tell them not to sell it? I mean if selling mind blowing tshirts were illegal the Stool wouldn’t even be in business right now.
Okay I know I already blogged about trivia opening day, but I have grab your dick news about now about Opening Day on Wednesday at Game On!. Yup we now have the greatest prize in the history of trivia. Brace yourselves ….
EACH MEMBER OF THE WINNING TEAM GETS A PAIR OF MONSTER TICKETS TO A RED SOX GAME NEXT YEAR!!!
REPEAT: EACH MEMEBER OF THE WINNING TEAM GETS A PAIR OF MONSTER TICKETS TO A RED SOX GAME NEXT YEAR!!!
So if you have the maximum of 6 people on a team and you win each of you get a pair of tickets. Not to the same game but your own set. How fucking outrageous is that? I mean do you know how hard it is to get Monster Seats?
So come on down to Trivia at Game On! Wednesday Night and may the best team win. And just as an FYI if you are on your cell phone during the game you’re out. We’re obviously going to be hard asses about cheating with such a huge prize on the line. And for people who have never been it’s not just sports trivia. It’s everything so you need a well rounded team.
Post time 8pm. And the batting cages will be open at 6pm for anybody who wants to take some free hacks.
Did the Stool do it again or did the Stool do it again?
You’ve got to give Tony Sparano and the Dolphins coaching staff a ton of credit for one thing. Last year when they unleashed the Wildcat Offense on the Patriots in Week 3 last year, their timing was perfect. They were o-2, the season was slipping away, and most importantly they picked the Patriots to unveil something the league hadn’t seen yet. Because if Bill Belichick had had a look at the scheme before the two teams had met, he would’ve had his team ready for it. Instead, they looked at the formation and said “Hey, Ronnie Brown is lining up at QB” in much the same way that American sailors said “Gee, that Japanese plan is coming in awfully low” a few seconds before they found out about the invention of the Kamikaze.
And that “fool Belichick once” point was proven the second time the teams met. As I predicted at the time, the Wildcat was no match for the man who stopped the West Coast, the K-Gun and the Greatest Show on Turf. The formation that gained 100 yards and 3 TDs on 5 rushing attempts and TD pass in the first meeting gained 15 yards on 8 attempts in the second. Since Belichick broke it down and dissembled it, the Wildcat has had all the consistency of an ADD medicine test subject. The scheme shredded the Colts and Jets in Weeks 2 and 5, respectively. Then against the Jets again last week it flopped on the deck gasping for air (if you’ll forgive the mixed animal metaphors). Last year runs out of the Wildcat yielded 6.4 YPC, in 2009 it’s already down to 5.4 and falling like your 401K balance. And a lot of the same people who at the beginning of the season were calling it the Next Big Thing That’s Guaranteed to Change Pro Football Forever are tossing it into the ash heap of history along with the Wishbone, the Run & Shoot and Lisa Guerrero.
So which is it? Right now nobody can say for sure. The Wildcat isn’t on its death bed yet, but right now you’d be wise not to loan it money or waste a Swine Flu shot on it. But if you’re interested in reading an overly long, pointless and self indulgent look at what the Wildcat is and how coaches are defending it, click the link here.
This bitch can play for me any day. I mean this is how you play defense. “Hey virgin, you want to camp out in front of my net how about a hair pull suplex or a rabbit punch to the spine. AndI love how none of the BYU players stood up to her either. They just let her run wild all over their asses. Sure BYU won the game but don’t be surprised if New Mexico annexes Utah tomorrow after watching these pussy Mormons just roll over like this. I guess that’s what happens though when chicks don’t get dick on a regular basis. They lose all their self esteem and can’t stand up for themselves anymore.
PS – Thanks to Julie Foudy for the excellent insight that some of these plays were dirty.
COLLIER COUNTY — A van, a light and a lack of clothes landed a Lehigh Acres man in jail Monday after Collier Sheriff’s officials said he exposed himself to two women in the parking lot of a store off Juliet Boulevard. According to Sheriff’s reports, deputies arrived at the store’s parking lot after a woman and her daughter reported seeing a naked man, later identified as David Todd Napodano, 42, stand-up inside a white van and shake his hips at them. Reports said deputies spotted a still naked Napodano inside “in plain view” an hour after he flashed the victims. When deputies spoke with Napodano, he told them he had “explosive diarrhea” and he was using his underwear to clean himself, according to the report. But upon examining Napodano’s underwear, deputies found no evidence of uncontrolled bowels, according to the report.
Well I’ll be damned. This has to be the first time in the history of civilization that the explosive diarrhea excuse didn’t work. I mean generally you say explosive diarrhea and people run for the hills. It’s like a get out of jail card for shaking you dick at chicks, visiting the inlaws, skipping work, etc. But not this time. Instead this poor pervert found the one cop who was willing to check for the shit stained underwear. Tough fucking break if you ask me.
I didn’t see the Bruno movie so I really have no idea what’s going on here. Like is Pete Rose in on this? Or does he think this is a real interview and he’s just sitting on people? I think he thinks it’s real right? I mean he seemed pretty adamant about getting another immigrant to sit on when his guy started complaining.
Theresa Correa is a model with great tits and a great ass. That's it. Don't want to her her talk. Just want her to sit on my face while Olivia Munn's "Sweet Ass in your Face" plays in the background.
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