Indiana lawmakers passed tough human trafficking legislation this week — just in time to prevent an event where thousands of young girls could get bought and sold for sex. “The Super Bowl is a huge human trafficking event,” said State Sen. Randy Head, (R-Logansport). “They’re running sophisticated rings — trading girls from city to city.” Organized criminals are known to exploit young women and children through gatherings such as the Super Bowl. In fact, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children estimates 10,000 prostitutes were brought to the 2010 Super Bowl in Miami. In 2011, more than 100 people were arrested for prostitution in Dallas during Super Bowl weekend. Head says the victims would have gone unnoticed. Thousands of people are already descending upon Indianapolis and there will be more than 150,000 visitors this weekend. The state’s message to pimps and ‘johns’ is a strong one: not this time around. “Indiana will not tolerate it,” Head said.
Can we just talk about the elephant in the room first? “Sen. Randy Head.” Tee hee. Snicker. OK, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, it doesn’t matter where your allegiances are this weekend, this is a Pussification of America issue, isn’t it? I’m sure calling it “human trafficking” plays really well to the yokels, but it makes the time-honored tradition of paying for sex at the Super Bowl sound so… so dirty. I mean, of course no one wants underage girls kidnapped and forced into prostitution. But what about your movie type hookers? Sexy, high priced call girls with perfect teeth and hearts of gold like Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman” or Heather Graham in “The Hangover”? They’re not supposed to work a town overflowing with rich celebrities and horny businessmen on expense accounts? Please. Just steal these poor women’s livelihoods why don’t you?
Besides, if we didn’t have whores at Super Bowls, we wouldn’t have had one of the all time great moments in the history of the game. When Falcons coach Dan Reeves had the bright idea of bringing families along on the trip. On Friday Eugene “Dirty Bird” Robinson accepted a community hero award. Then on Saturday was hanging at the hotel pool with Mrs. Robinson and their kids, told them he had to run an errand, got up, left, and got popped downtown for soliciting an undercover policewoman. That was the only interesting thing to happen all week. And if they thought then like the Randy Heads of the world do now, it never would’ve happened. So back off, fun police and let these ladies just… do … their… jobs. @JerryThornton1
AOL – Adam Lambert is on a roll! After premiering the amazing new music video for his ‘Trespassing’ lead single ‘Better Than I Know Myself’ today (Feb. 3), the singer has confirmed that he’s set to join legendary rock band Queen as the groups new frontman! “Being asked to front Queen is the best thing that can possibly happen,” Galmbert gushed.
HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCKING FUCK! MY FUCKING HEAD JUST EXPLODED! Lord Lambert as the front man of Queen! Am I dreaming? Somebody pinch me. I can’t even speak right now. I’m without speech. Just goosebumps pulsating down my skin. I will literally trade every Blackout ticket from here till eternity for one standing room only ticket to this. Like this isn’t a concert. This isn’t an event. This is a life changing experience. One of those transcendent moments not only rock history, but in human history. Lord Lamert and Queen? Yo Soy Fiesta indeed!
Remember this bro? This is the kid from Occupy Boston who I posted the facebook exchange with last week. Naturally he was at the KO Barstool rally yesterday whining and moaning about how I posted our conversation. Is this real life? Hey Bro you came out of the clouds at me. You said you were telling all your occupy buddies about our conversation. You were saying you were going to occupy me. You are openly trying to get Anonymous to hack our website just like they just hacked the BPD website and censor us even though they are supposedly against censorship. And then you have the balls to sit their and bitch and moan that people dug up info on you? The fucking nerve huh?
PS – I’ll talk more about this KO thing later today. Yes I went to the rally. It was wild. There were maybe 6 Northeastern kids at this thing. Maybe. The rest were just Occupy Boston people who just love to protest and don’t even know what they are protesting about.
UPI- A West Virginia college student is suing a fraternity for negligence, claiming he fell off a deck because a bottle rocket went off in another student’s rectum. Louis Helmburg III of Marshall University is suing the Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity and fraternity member Travis Hughes, claiming he suffered injuries at a party in 2011 after the allegedly drunken Hughes attempted to fire a bottle rocket from his anus, Courthouse News Service reported Thursday. “Instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant’s rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back,” and fall off the deck, the lawsuit contends. In the suit, filed in Cabell County Court, Helmburg claims he suffered pain and medical expenses and lost playing time on Marshall’s baseball team, and that the fraternity was negligent in supervising its guests and members. The report offered no information on Hughes’ medical condition after the incident.
Way to make it all about yourself. Your buddy just went from tight butthole to Sasha Grey status in two seconds and you want people to feel bad that you fell off a deck? I don’t even understand how this kid got “startled” in the first place. Whenever bottle rockets and ass play show up in the same vicinity you need to expect the worst case scenario. It’s not like you were at a party and some kid’s asshole randomly exploded. No, someone consciously put a bottle rocket in their ass and lit the fuse. You lose the right to be startled the instant you decided not to say “Maybe this is a shitty idea.” And if you fall off a deck because of it you’re not allowed to sue the guy who just got his ass pounded on a number of levels. I guess with a name like Louis Helmburg III it’s to be expected, but this guy is a bigger asshole than his friend’s. Bitch all you want about missing a couple of baseball games thanks to your sprained ankle and fragile emotional state. Travis Hughes will be in the in the standing room only section shitting in a bag.
This is one of those moments that make me proud to be a Masshole. Rich Shertenlieb from Toucher & Rich, unafraid to ask the question we all want the answer to. No “Tell us how it feels to be at the Super Bowl” question or lobbing “What’s it like to work with Nicki Minaj?” softballs. Just going right at her to get to the bottom of this centaur business while all the Madonna-worshiping Sue Sylvesters in the crowd go ” Oooooh, he went there! Oh no he di-hint!!!” Just another Boston guy happy to the turd in the world’s punchbowl. I wouldn’t want to be from any other place. @JerryThornton1
This Hardo at SNHU walking around with both his legs entirely wrapped up with ice, my question is does this get this guy laid?
Hey sometimes when you run game at the gym you got to ice down after. I ain’t mad at him. And yes this blog sucks. But I’m hung over and tired from 2 days of blackouts. Shoot me. It’s still a funny picture.
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