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We’re getting attacked from all corners of the internet today. Everybody bent out of shape that we called Sam Ponder a moron for implying that objectifying women means you condone domestic violence. Desmond Howard, Bleacher Report, Twitter Eggs everywhere coming at the crown. Well there is only 1 thing I know how to do when the shit hits the fan. Put fire merchandise on sale. Do your part. Fight the war. Buy stuff.
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This looks like a pretty sweet gig, I mean the chick is hot as hell. But this is basically just someone who keeps sitting on you. No fucking thanks to that. If I’ve got 30 years of bad choices and regret hanging over my nuts and blocking all access to [...]
This looks like a pretty sweet gig, I mean the chick is hot as hell. But this is basically just someone who keeps sitting on you. No fucking thanks to that. If I’ve got 30 years of bad choices and regret hanging over my nuts and blocking all access to my pleasure nerves, I’m not getting a stupid lap dance. Breathing is hard enough as it is when you’re wearing two people on your body at all times, don’t need some little blonde jumping on me too.
Needed a feel good story to get me back to even.
(Source) — Robert Kraft and the Patriots presented local boy Danny Nickerson with a unique birthday present this afternoon on the Gillette Stadium game field. Nickerson, who was diagnosed with an inoperable, chemotherapy-resistant brain tumor in October, said he only wanted cards for his sixth birthday, which is today, and he has been flooded with tens of thousands of them this week. Kraft and the Patriots invited Nickerson and his family to practice today, but in awesome fashion, the 6-year-old already made plans to go to LEGOland. Afterward, though, Nickerson visited Kraft in his office and later walked to the game field with the Pats owner. Kraft presented Nickerson with a gigantic birthday card that was autographed by Bill Belichick and the entire team. They also gave him Patriots-themed LEGOs and a No. 6 Patriots jersey, among other things. That’s a tremendous gesture by the team.
Lottaaaaa anger on the internet today. Needed a feel good story to get me back to even. Keep crushing it Danny, we’re all behind you.
PS – How about Danny switching up from Superheroes to LEGOs? C’mon dude! I got you a Batman card. Had I known you were having a LEGO birthday I would’ve gone that way with it.
Not a smart play.
“But domestic violence or whatever the case may be, with men putting their hands on women, is obviously a very real, real issue in our society. And I think that just talking about what guys shouldn’t do, we got to also make sure that you can do your part to do whatever you can do to make, to try to make sure it doesn’t happen. We know they’re wrong. We know they’re criminals. We know they probably deserve to be in jail. In Ray Rice’s case, he probably deserves more than a 2-game suspension which we both acknowledged. But at the same time, we also have to make sure that we learn as much as we can about elements of provocation. Not that there’s real provocation, but the elements of provocation, you got to make sure that you address them, because we’ve got to do is do what we can to try to prevent the situation from happening in any way. And I don’t think that’s broached enough, is all I’m saying. No point of blame.”
Stephen A Smith
I’m not sure I really have a leg to stand on in this, seeing as I posted a girl in her bikini this morning, but seems like this is going a little overboard with “asking what we can do to avoid provoking an attack.” I mean I get what he’s saying, the number one rule in my life I follow is “Don’t do anything that’s going to get me punched in the face.” I walk around saying it in my head constantly, “Don’t get punched in the face, don’t get punched in the face, don’t get punched in the face.” But when we’re talking about an NFL athlete and his wife, and the entire internet is already in an uproar over it… probably want to avoid saying anything too inflammatory like “bitch might’ve deserved it.”
Editors Note – Once again me and Feits blogged the same story at the same time. Here is my take
Hmm. Real hot take here from Stephen A. Looks like he kind of agrees that Ray Rice’s girlfriend needed to apologize for getting herself knocked out. That she kind of provoked it. Where is Chris Rock when you need him? It’s never okay to hit a woman no matter what she does, but you can shake the shit out of her. More importantly I wonder whether ESPN’s Sam Ponder will tweet about ESPN’s Stephen A Smith comments? Probably not. It’s easier just to blame everything on bloggers and social media and my skinny jean blog from 2010. That’s the craziest part of my war with feminists/idiots/KO Barstool. If they paid any attention at all they’d realize I’m actually on their side.
Absolutely incredible. I struggle getting my dick out of briefs (why the fuck do they make the overlap so big?), yet this guy managed to get his junk out of a skintight leotard, while maintaining his balance on a bicycle, during the Tour de France, with people and cameras all around him, and even managed to get close enough to the edge to pee on the grass rather than being rude and peeing in the middle of the road. Truly amazing stuff. My dick has no business getting pee shy because some dude stood next to me at the urinals.
Such a classic KO Barstool move here. We don’t agree with what Pres is saying even though he’s making logical coherent points that 99% of guys and girls agree with so we’re just gonna dig up the clearly satirical skinny jean blog from 2010 to prove our point that Pres loves [...]
Such a classic KO Barstool move here. We don’t agree with what Pres is saying even though he’s making logical coherent points that 99% of guys and girls agree with so we’re just gonna dig up the clearly satirical skinny jean blog from 2010 to prove our point that Pres loves raping chicks and shit. TOO PERFECT. As a sidenote how hypocritical is it for a chick who writes for SI to complain about objectifying women? Umm ever heard of the Swimsuit issue? Ever heard of Hot Clicks? You guys damn near invented the objectifying game. Hell the first time I realized I could cum myself was the Christie Brinkley SI issue. So cut me the shit with the righteous indignation. Seriously all this hypocrisy is driving me BANANAS. If you feel this strongly about how wrong objectifying women is then quit your job and have a spine for once instead of lobbing grenades across the internet. Clean up your backyard first. Seriously Sports Illustrated, Boston.com, Deadspin all motherfucking hypocrites. Everybody playing both sides of the fence. I got cannons firing everywhere today.
PS – By the way this chick pretty much proves the entire argument about sideline reporters. This girl is a writer because she has a mug like that. Sam Ponder is on TV because she has a face from the heavens. Not an accident one girl writes books and one is a sideline reporter. You play the hand you were dealt.
Double PS – Nate seems to be the first person in the mix with everybody taking shots at us today. Hey Nate get below deck! We’re not trying to embolden the enemy here. Let me deal with them! Captain’s Orders!
He never stood a chance
(Source) – A 19-year-old Bridgeport man was arrested Monday and charged with robbing a Shelton hotel at gunpoint. Shelton police say Lancelot Supersad Jr. and another male walked into the Residence Inn on Bridgeport Avenue on June 26, brandished a firearm and demanded money. The pair fled in a vehicle driven by another person. No one was hurt in the incident. Supersad Jr. was charged with first-degree robbery and sixth-degree larceny. He is being held on a $75,000 bond and is due in Derby Court on Tuesday.
First of all, seeing Lancelot as a name is outrageous. I guess that most of the world’s Lances probably have Lancelot on their birth certificate, but the last guy to go by the full Lancelot punched the clock every morning then sat at The Round Table. Nonetheless, no one has been more destined for a life of misery than Mr. Supersad. His fate was sealed the moment he was put into a crib at the hospital labeled with his last name. I think it’s in Outliers that Gladwell talks about the significance of names. How kids with last names that started with a higher letter were more intelligent because so many teachers organize the seating chart in alphabetical order, and the kids with late letter last names sit in the back. Well I must’ve missed the paragraph on being named Supersad. Because that chapter undoubtedly says “Kids named Supersad will eventually end up committing armed robbery at a Residence Inn then getting arrested and going viral.”
PS – Coach Taylor is going to be so pissed that Vince Howard got arrested. Huge blow to East Dillon’s state championship hopes.
Awful Announcing – She makes an excellent point about the objectification of women happening all around us (hello, WEEI in Boston) and while not equating the two, the whole notion that “women are things” is a real issue that needs addressed. Of course, the endless array of slideshows ranking the hottest women in [...]
Awful Announcing – She makes an excellent point about the objectification of women happening all around us (hello, WEEI in Boston) and while not equating the two, the whole notion that “women are things” is a real issue that needs addressed. Of course, the endless array of slideshows ranking the hottest women in sports, sexiest sideline reporters, and you name it are done for a simple reason – pageviews. And in the business of online content, that’s the right of those websites to do so. However, as someone who has probably been in more than enough of those slideshows herself, it’s Ponder’s right to ask where the line is as far as admiring versus objectifying women goes. All too often, women in sports don’t get a say in this discussion and their voice isn’t heard. Unfortunately, Ponder’s Twitter mentions proved her point for her as it devolved into personal attack after personal attack against her from the worst of the social media cesspool and mouthbreathers who think women are just meant to look at. Some of these tweets are NSFW, many of them are vile, all of them prove the point that there is a troubling element of the online sports culture that is exactly what Ponder was talking about…
Love this dude. Let’s hope he’s just trying to impress some chick by being sentimental and sappy and doesn’t actually believe what he wrote. Or maybe he hopes Sam Ponder will favorite it and then he can jerk off to it at night. Because I refuse to believe anybody could actually be this stupid. First of all Ponder’s tweet wasn’t just about objectifying women in sports. She implied that guys who objectify girls also condone beating them. That she was confused how you could say a girl was hot but then say Ray Rice knocking his girlfriend unconscious was wrong. That’s why people freaked out so this guy’s entire thesis is wrong. It wasn’t just about objectifying women. It was that objectifying women somehow makes you a criminal scumbag.
But let’s give this moron the benefit of the doubt. He seems to be saying Sam Ponder has the right to complain about blogs and social media objectifying female sideline reporters. I say no she doesn’t. Sam Ponder has a job because she’s hot. Is she good at it? Can she think on her feet? Does she know sports? Probably but she doesn’t even get in the door for an interview at ESPN if she doesn’t look like she does. It’s requirement #1 for female sideline reports. They are hired to be objectified. The networks want guys like me posting their photos and social media buzzing about them. Those are just the facts. Just like models are hired to be objectified both male and female. Just like actors and actresses are hired to be objectified. It would be no different than Candice Swanepoel or Jennifer Lawerence complaining that guys objectify them. Why doesn’t Sam Ponder or this moron get that? That’s what you signed up for honey. Don’t complain about it and play dumb after the fact.
Furthermore finding girls sexy and posting their pictures isn’t a “pageview” thing. It’s not a internet thing. It’s been around forever. Guys will gawk at pretty girls. What’s so fucking hard to understand about that? It doesn’t mean we think it’s okay to beat women. It doesn’t mean we can’t take them seriously. It means we think you’re hot and want to have sex with you. That’s it. To draw any comparisons beyond that like what Sam Ponder did is absurd. That’s why she was getting killed on twitter last night. Because she’s a disgenious fraud that is complaining about the very thing that made her famous in the first place. She basically connected the dots that if you say a chick is hot that means you condone beating a woman. It’s absurd and idiotic and that’s why she got crucified and she deserved every ounce of it. Sure some people said shit that was probably overboard, but it’s twitter. Welcome to planet earth. But yeah let’s keep pulling random tweets to prove our point. Loser.