A Young Pageviews At Michigan

    Kid has one of the brightest futures I’ve ever seen. The sky is the limit with this dude. 1 bite you know the rules…..

 

 

Kid has one of the brightest futures I’ve ever seen. The sky is the limit with this dude. 1 bite you know the rules…..

By elpresidente posted December 20th, 2014 at 2:31 PM

In the Spirit of the Holidays North Korea Offers To Launch Joint Investigation To Who Hacked Sony….Simultaneously Threats Grave Consequences If US Turns Down Their Help

SWAG   Washtimes – On Saturday, an unidentified North Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman in Pyongyang proposed the joint investigation with the U.S., saying the North knows how to prove it’s not responsible for the hacking. He also said Washington was slandering Pyongyang by spreading unfounded rumors.‘‘The U.S. should bear in mind that it will face [...]

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Washtimes – On Saturday, an unidentified North Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman in Pyongyang proposed the joint investigation with the U.S., saying the North knows how to prove it’s not responsible for the hacking. He also said Washington was slandering Pyongyang by spreading unfounded rumors.‘‘The U.S. should bear in mind that it will face serious consequences in case it rejects our proposal for joint investigation and presses for what it called countermeasures while finding fault with’’ North Korea, the spokesman said in a statement carried by Pyongyang’s official Korean Central News Agency, or KCNA.‘‘We have a way to prove that we have nothing to do with the case without resorting to torture, as the CIA does,’’ he said, adding that the U.S. lacks any specific evidence tying North Korea to the hacking.

God damn it I can’t help but respect the shit out of North Korea. This is such a power play move by them I can’t even stand it. “Like hey we didn’t hack Sony. And to prove it let’s launch a mutual investigation to find out who really did it. And oh by the way if you reject our help we will murder you. So let’s just work together and have some fun…whayda say?” Keep doing you North Korea. Hey Seth Rogan eat a dick buddy.

By elpresidente posted December 20th, 2014 at 11:42 AM

A Twitter Feed Of Non Stop Smokes? Yup

Lauren from Loyola Maryland @Larmailz #SmokeshowOfTheDay #Loyola pic.twitter.com/zXsuP07xkV — Barstool Smokeshows (@BarstoolSSOTD) December 19, 2014   Follow the hotness here or dont and be an idiot.

 

Follow the hotness here or dont and be an idiot.

By elpresidente posted December 19th, 2014 at 9:00 PM

The Claude Julien Fatheads Behind Claude Julien Are Laugh Out Loud Funny

  We’re so close to making this a reality…           Also, this was not the best 5 second stretch of Soderberg’s career. He’s down… he’s up!… oops, down again… h/t @PeteBlackburn

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We’re so close to making this a reality…

 

 

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Also, this was not the best 5 second stretch of Soderberg’s career. He’s down… he’s up!… oops, down again…

h/t @PeteBlackburn

By feitelberg posted December 19th, 2014 at 8:50 PM

Excuse Me, Mr. Rondo, What Was It That Made You Choose Dallas?

    Was it the Southern belles? The Cowboys? The South’s sterling civil rights reputation? Whatever the fuck else Dallas has to offer?     Uh, no, it was my bosses in Boston telling me to pack my fucking bags and get out.     PS – Cuban knew right away.  

 

 

Was it the Southern belles? The Cowboys? The South’s sterling civil rights reputation? Whatever the fuck else Dallas has to offer?

 

 

Uh, no, it was my bosses in Boston telling me to pack my fucking bags and get out.

 

 

PS – Cuban knew right away.

 

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By feitelberg posted December 19th, 2014 at 8:24 PM

#BarstoolConfessions

     

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By feitelberg posted December 19th, 2014 at 5:30 PM

Miltons Pimp My Look

        Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.     Today’s Contestant       Reader Email Barstool, this is [...]

 

 

 

 

Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

 

 

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Barstool, this is my buddy Johnny or “JG” as we call him. JG is known for wearing his favourite brands like American Eagle and Aeropostale with his signature gel hair. JG just graduated from firefighter school and I’m afraid the guy might wear one of his favourite shirts to his interview, please pimp his look. 

 

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By feitelberg posted December 19th, 2014 at 5:00 PM

Radio Station Decides They Probably Shouldn’t Have Let That DJ Get An On-Air RimJob

Not for a billion dollars would I do that

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(Source)Chilean radio station Top 40 held a contest earlier this week, offering tickets to the giant EDM festival Mysteryland, and one lucky winner got hers by giving a DJ a rimjob live on air (here I’m employing an extremely loose definition of “lucky”). The station asked what listeners would do for tickets to an EDM festival, and the answer turned out be “actual anything, up to and including licking whipped cream out of a human anus.” The human anus in question, DJ Paul Hip, then invited other listeners to make out with the girl who’d just tongued his butt and win tickets of their own. Top 40 hyped up the contest at first, tweeting out a photo of the on-air rimjob, but soon thought better of it and deleted the tweet. The photo has since ended up on the official Mysteryland website, which automatically pulls in tweets about the festival. And since Top 40 couldn’t stop it from spreading—the photo, they couldn’t stop the photo from spreading—they eventually decided to apologize for it.

 

 

 

First of all, kind of a weak looking rim job. It looks like one of those softcore porn pics where the chicks aren’t really lesbians and they just put their tongue near it to pretend. If you want tickets to Mysterland then make it worth my damn while. Don’t just stare at it, eat it. Patrick Bateman said that and it’s pretty good advice that still rings true today. But on the other hand, I get the trepidation. Eating whip cream out of a dude’s asshole (I just shivered typing that) is probably one of the most disgusting things a human can do. I’ve seen porns of chicks farting Miracle Whip all over each other, and even those I’m watching and thinking “Ok. Hmmm. Ok. I guess this is right on the line of erotica, but yeah I think it’s fine. It’s the perfect mix of hot, fascinating, gross and weird to get my perverted self off.” And that’s with chicks I recognize we’re nearing the line. Chicks with well maintained, cleaned assholes. Not some hippie weirdo in a tanktop in Chile who’s been sitting in a chair of farts for hours. I know everyone has a price, but Mysteryland (whatever the fuck that is) tickets is REALLY undervaluing yourself.

 

 

PS – That DJ’s face is perfect. Ever been getting a blowjob, she’s licking your nuts then her tongue slips, hits the grundle and all of a sudden it’s “WHOA”? That’s the exact face you’re making.

By feitelberg posted December 19th, 2014 at 4:20 PM
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