ESPN Suspended Keith Law For Defending The Stupid Idea Of “Evolution” Vs. Curt Schilling

          (AwfulAnnouncing) — ESPN has reportedly suspended MLB writer Keith Law from Twitter after a contentious argument about evolution with fellow ESPNer Curt Schilling last week. Deadspin initially reported the suspension earlier on Friday evening, and many that read the details felt that his suspension was ridiculous. Law’s Twitter ban apparently [...]

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(AwfulAnnouncing)ESPN has reportedly suspended MLB writer Keith Law from Twitter after a contentious argument about evolution with fellow ESPNer Curt Schilling last week. Deadspin initially reported the suspension earlier on Friday evening, and many that read the details felt that his suspension was ridiculous. Law’s Twitter ban apparently began on Wednesday, and will continue through the weekend before being lifted on Monday. What happened last week was this – Schilling tweeted out a Youtube video “debunking” (as he claimed) the theory of evolution, and Law responded. Then, the conversation between the two (and others) continue to percolate without ever really turning hostile.

 

 

 

 

ESPN has issued a statement on this and said that the suspension has nothing to do with this Twitter battle, but Law has done absolutely nothing else recently aside from report baseball news so that’s obviously bullshit. Outrageous suspension. Law wasn’t an asshole and only stated facts, just told Curt that “Hey, the sky is blue, the grass is green and, oh, god didn’t snap his fingers and put us here.” The only explanation I can think of for suspending him is like when you used to fight with younger siblings as a kid. Your mom would only punish you, and you’d reply “But I was right!!” then she’d say “But you’re older. You should know better.” Pretty sure that’s how this suspension went down in Bristol. Law was like “What? I’m right!” and ESPN brass told him “But you’re not retarded. You should know better” then sent him to his room.

 

 

 

PS – As you can see, Keith Law sent a wikipedia article at first, and Schilling responded “Really Keith, we’re using Wikipedia like it’s a credible source?” That made me laugh out loud. “Oh don’t bring your crowd sourced websites as a fact when I have the bible on my side. A book that was written by a bunch of people who got together to share all their stories and ideas then compiled them all in one place! Wikipedia? HA!”

 

 

 

PPS – At least Law’s suspension served as a shot across the bow for Curt and he’s toned it down. All he’s done since the suspension was handed out is talk about Ferguson and have his kid try and sneak a grenade through TSA

 

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By feitelberg posted November 22nd, 2014 at 10:42 AM

Lucic Got Knocked The Fuck Out By Dalton Prout Tonight

      Never seen Looch get wobblied like that before, legs looked like a baby giraffe learning how to walk. All in all not a good look for Looch though. He started that scrap, got worked, then whined and threw his glove. All of this at the very end of overtime. Pretty bizarre sequence [...]

 

 

 

Never seen Looch get wobblied like that before, legs looked like a baby giraffe learning how to walk. All in all not a good look for Looch though. He started that scrap, got worked, then whined and threw his glove. All of this at the very end of overtime. Pretty bizarre sequence all together but definitely one where Lucic comes out looking like the victor in exactly zero categories.

 

 

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Also, Khokhlachev buried the game winner in the 1000th round of OT…

 

 

 

 

Tshirt time!

 

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By feitelberg posted November 21st, 2014 at 11:36 PM

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By elpresidente posted November 21st, 2014 at 9:00 PM

Barstool 2nd Annual Black Friday Sale Is 1 Week From Today

  So last Thanksgiving it was free shipping for the entire Barstool Store from Black Friday through Cyber Monday . Well how do you make a perfect thing better? You throw in 20% off your total order that’s how! God damn it somebody put me in a straight jacket before I give away the entire [...]

 

So last Thanksgiving it was free shipping for the entire Barstool Store from Black Friday through Cyber Monday . Well how do you make a perfect thing better? You throw in 20% off your total order that’s how! God damn it somebody put me in a straight jacket before I give away the entire god damn company!  We’re never gonna get Health Insurance at this rate.  Pres has lost his god damn mind! I’m basically giving shit away this year. If I discounted stuff any further I’d be thrown in jail for grand larceny on myself. 20% off and free shipping! It’s BANANAS!

Flags will be back in stock, new limited edition college campus hats.  Umass, UNH I see you. Winter hats, coffee mugs, Ball Don’t Lie tshirts for 1 day and everything else you could possibly want.   It’s 1 stop shopping for every idiot on your Christmas and Hanukkah list.   Did Pres do it again or did Pres do it again?  Fucking right Pres did it again.

 

By elpresidente posted November 21st, 2014 at 6:15 PM

#BarstoolConfessions

       

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By feitelberg posted November 21st, 2014 at 5:16 PM

Shocking New Research Shows Chicks With Bigger Tits Are More Likely To Spend Money On Luxury Goods

      SOURCE – It’s not the size of your purse that reveals your shopping habits, but the size of your bra, according to new research. Ladies with a cup size of B or smaller tend to save their pennies, while more endowed women are more likely to splurge on luxury items, claims e-commerce [...]

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SOURCE – It’s not the size of your purse that reveals your shopping habits, but the size of your bra, according to new research. Ladies with a cup size of B or smaller tend to save their pennies, while more endowed women are more likely to splurge on luxury items, claims e-commerce group Alibaba. The Chinese group compared underwear sales on their site to the total amount spent and placed customers into five categories: low, slightly low, middle, slightly high, and high. The data revealed only seven per cent of B-sized women buy in either of the ‘high spending’ categories. Around 17 per cent of C-sized are high spenders, D-sized women are at 24 per cent, and E-sized women are at 33 per cent.` Overall, Alibaba found 65 per cent of women with a B-size cup fell into the ‘low’ spend category, while those of a size C or higher can be found mostly into the ‘middle’ or higher group.

 

Well, this is less than surprising. It’s a pretty simple formula: busty broads are more attractive; if you’re more attractive, you make more money or fuck someone who makes more money; if you have more money/are fucking someone who makes more money, you spend more money. Of course chicks parading around in their D-cups are more likely to be the ones spending their/their boyfriend’s/their husband’s/their sugar daddy’s cash on expensive shoes or clothes or horses or whatever nonsense that tickles their fancy that they don’t really need while the itty-bitty titty committee is penny pinching and crying into those very same tissues they had to use to stuff their bra in 8th grade. That’s just the way of the world.

Normally this would be one of those studies that I’d say was a huge waste of time and money because anyone with a brain could’ve told you the results. The thing is, though, this study was done by Alibaba; not only are they a gigantic, smart, extremely wealthy organization, but their founder and executive chairman, Jack Ma, looks like this:

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If that’s not a sexually repressed, married, freaky asian dude who just wants an excuse to talk about, look at, and grab big titties all day then I don’t know what is. I imagine him spending 16 hours a day calling a steady stream of big-breasted whores into his public bus themed office one-by-one, groping their tits over the clothes, cumming in his pants and calling for next in line. It’s called data analysis, idiots. The guy started the company that just completed the largest global IPO ever; obviously he knows what he’s doing.

By ericpops posted November 21st, 2014 at 4:50 PM

Miltons Pimp My Look

        Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.         Today’s Contestant           Reader [...]

 

 

 

 

Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

 

 

 

 

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Dear Feiteltits, 

 
The no class bum pictured in these photos is my teammate and our starting shortstop Kyle Decker. The kid plays a position that is most frequently occupied by the swaggiest and suavest athletes on the baseball diamond and yet he still finds a way to consistently dress like a hobo (I won’t even get into the bowl cut). The kid wears like 3 different college baseball team shirts, none of which represent schools he goes to. Being an athlete is not enough to get you laid at our small D3 school, so having a member of your crew rolling around in a sweatsuit 24/7 actively works as a pussy repellent. 
 
Please take pity on us and save this no class bum from his bum taste.
 
Sincerely,
 
Danny

 

 

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By feitelberg posted November 21st, 2014 at 4:16 PM

I Think This Guy Likes the Bruins

    Pinkhat.

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Pinkhat.

By elpresidente posted November 21st, 2014 at 3:44 PM
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