Introducing Carly from Cape Cod Community College. To say this girl is in my wheel house would be an understatement. Talk about the perfect way to end the smokeshow week.
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DM – Miley Cyrus is facing potential jail time for desecrating the Mexican flag, claims a new report. The 21-year-old performed a show in Monterey, Mexico, on Tuesday night where she engaged in her now standard twerking antics while wearing a comically large prosthetic bottom. Midway through her performance, Miley got down on her hands and knees as a male back up dancer whipped her rear with a Mexican flag. The incident took place during Mexican Independence Day and officials in the country are not taking kindly to the star’s disrespectful behaviour. The state congress of Nuevo Leon are apparently wanting to prosecute, the crime of desecration carries serious consequences with a $1200 fine and up to 36 hours in jail time.
No offense to Mexico, but don’t they have better things to worry about than this? Like isn’t Mexico falling apart and being run by druglords and shit? I mean it would be one thing if the Mexican Mob was threatening to kill Miley for disrespecting the flag. That I could understand, but the Government? Clean up your own house first.
I’m falling in love with Steve Addazio. Like if was a big time high school football player I think I may pick to go to BC (if they allowed Jews) just so I could be a dude. Love everything about his “Be A Dude” philosophy. Just dudes being dudes. Although I did notice that all these vines are from 2013. Is this still the Mantra of BC? I do seem to remember a couple man feminists getting their panties in a bunch about this. So I’m not sure if Addazio is allowed to be a dude anymore? If not I’m out. Can’t support a pussy school that won’t let dudes be dudes.. If he is I’m all in.
PS – If BC isn’t allowed to us the “Be A Dude” slogan anymore I may steal it for Barstool. Enough of this whining and pouting. Just be a dude. Oh Hank got bullied? Shut up and be a dude.
SOURCE – Kim Jong-un is putting his health at serious risk due to his dangerously high consumption of Emmental cheese. The 31-year-old North Korean leader got a taste for the cheese while a student in Switzerland – and is understood to love it so much that he imports vast quantities despite Western sanctions. A unhealthy appetite for Emmental, also known as Swiss cheese, is believed to be a key factor in Kim’s weight ballooning so in recent months that he now walks with a limp. Kim Jong-un’s unhealthy obsession with Emmental has led to him importing vast quantities of the cheese for his own consumption. Despite the suffering of his 25 million citizens, Kim continues to gorge on Swiss cheese in such vast quantities that he is waistline is expanding at a dangerously rapid rate.
I sure hope we don’t lose Kim Jong-One too soon because of his battle with Swiss cheese addiction. I’ve always enjoyed having Kim around for a little comic relief: his hair, his hissy fit because Seth Rogen and James Franco were mean to him, now a cheese obsession that’s threatening his life at the age of 31. It’s all good fun, but it also raises the question of how much cheese it takes to do that. And the obvious follow up of how painful it is for KJU to shit. Aren’t Asians bad at processing dairy in the first place (I could be making that up but that would be a weird thing for me to be accidentally racist about)? You gotta figure a man of his size eating that much cheese with his racial background is screaming on the pot no less than a couple hours a day before he drops a couple pillars so hard they’d make the Parthenon jealous. Addiction is such an ugly disease.
When you develop a Charlie Kelly level hunger for cheese with the resources of a squat, Asian dictator like Ki-Jo there are bound to be some issues, though. Obesity and poop troubles are nothing new. What is new is a cheese-related limp. Never heard of that one before, but I absolutely love it. Everybody else in North Korea’s life is basically just a slow march to starvation, and Kimmy is so cheesed up that he physically can’t lift his foot off the ground to walk anymore. Big time Supreme Leader power move.
(Source) — Manama: A Saudi man has asked a man who proposed to his sister to offer her an iPhone 6 as a dowry. The prospective groom should present the latest phone sensation as soon as it is available on the Saudi market in order for the marriage to go ahead. The brother’s condition supplants the father’s request for a simple amount of money as the dowry for the marriage, Kuwaiti daily Al Anba reported. Dowries are a deep-rooted tradition in the Arab world and Asia, and despite calls from religious scholars to ensure they should be simple gifts, several families insist on taking exorbitant sums of money to allow the marriage. The young generation in the Gulf has been pushing for lower dowries, but their calls are often resisted by traditions and status-conscious families and tribes. “We have heard about quite a few of things, but an iPhone 6 that has not even hit the markets here is a bit bizarre,” Saud Ahmad, a Bahraini office clerk, said.
That’s what’s called being business savvy right there. You want to marry my sister? Fine, I want a phone that isn’t even released yet. Yeah, go ahead and break into China then break into an Apple factory and get me the unreleased iPhone 6. See how much you really love her. Must be nice for the sister too, right? Like this shows that her family really loves her. People go nuts over Apple shit. The brother isn’t asking for a couple bucks for his sister, he’s demanding you get something that people camp out for weeks to obtain. Must make a girl feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that she’s worth more than a Nokia and a hard cover copy of Kite Runner.