Aaron Hernandez’s Fat, White Lawyer Saying “Dis Nigga” Is Hysterical

I don't know much about lawyering but I do know that the defense wiped the floor with the prosecution during the opening statements today

 

 

 

I don’t know much about lawyering but I do know that the defense wiped the floor with the prosecution during the opening statements today, and it couldn’t be more clear than right here. Odin called Aaron “dis nigga.” That means they were friends. Friends don’t kill friends. Boom, case closed. If this guy comes out tomorrow and says, “Aaron exercised. Exercise creates endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don’t kill people,” then everyone can just go home because this show is over.

 

 

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By feitelberg posted January 29th, 2015 at 7:13 PM

New Pats Pump Up Videos: “Pat-Riot” Vs. “Touchdown We Up”…. Who Ya Got?

      As much as I love Little Jimmy singing about riots, I think I gotta give this one to Touchdown We Up. That one actually got me pretty amped with everyone dancing and shit. Pat Riot made me laugh, Touchdown We Up made me want it to be Sunday.    

 

 

 

As much as I love Little Jimmy singing about riots, I think I gotta give this one to Touchdown We Up. That one actually got me pretty amped with everyone dancing and shit. Pat Riot made me laugh, Touchdown We Up made me want it to be Sunday.

 

 

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By feitelberg posted January 29th, 2015 at 6:30 PM

Barstool Rundown January 29 Featuring Melissa King

Click here to watch on DraftKingsTV You have to watch it on Draft Kings youtube because Draft Kings houses don’t pay for themselvs. Podcast  

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By handsomehank posted January 29th, 2015 at 6:20 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day – Ashley from CCSU

  Introducing Ashley from Central Connecticut State. Super model hot with eyes that are BANANAS. Great smoke week. Lets load up for next week. Send nominations to tips@barstoolsports.com      

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Introducing Ashley from Central Connecticut State. Super model hot with eyes that are BANANAS.

Great smoke week. Lets load up for next week. Send nominations to tips@barstoolsports.com

 

 

 

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By elpresidente posted January 29th, 2015 at 5:45 PM

Katy Perry Brought Her DeflateGate/Big Tits Jokes To Today’s Press Conference

Not even mad about it.

 

 

 

Not even mad about it. Any time you can say “I have humungous and beautiful fucking breasts” in a way that gets you a laugh, you gotta do it. Look forward to seeing those pumped up bad boys at halftime, Katy. Let em fly.

 

 

 

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By feitelberg posted January 29th, 2015 at 5:05 PM

Driving With A Shit Ton Of Snow On Your Car Should Not Be A Crime

  This is BULLSHIT. Anybody who cleans their car off totally is a sucker and a loser. Time is money. Money is time. While you’re shoveling snow off your roof and your hood like a goody two shoes I’m closing deals. The internet moves fast. I need to move faster. If I have an inch [...]

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This is BULLSHIT. Anybody who cleans their car off totally is a sucker and a loser. Time is money. Money is time. While you’re shoveling snow off your roof and your hood like a goody two shoes I’m closing deals. The internet moves fast. I need to move faster. If I have an inch visibility I’m good to go and cracking skulls on my Iberry. The wind will clean it off on the highway and the wind works for free like a bitch. If the snow lands on the guy behind me so be it. Social Darwinism. Look it up.

By elpresidente posted January 29th, 2015 at 4:48 PM

The Seahawks Are Mad They They’re Getting Tested For Steroids Because It’s Such A Distraction

Oh noooo! You poor, poor babies!

 

 

 

 

 

Oh noooo! You poor, poor babies! The NFL gave you a little prick in the arm? That must be a horrible distraction. Far worse than a two week long witch hunt where you’re constantly bombarded by the media, must hold numerous press conferences and your entire legacy is called into question. That’s easy as pie compared to giving a little blood. And why should Seahawks guys even be getting tested? It’s not like they have a history of cheating. It’s not like they lead the league in PED suspensions since Pete Carroll came to town. There’s absolutely no reason to suspect them of foul play. So, NFL, please focus all your attention on talking about deflated footballs and creating new rules for ineligible receivers and stop treating these poor, innocent Seahawks like criminals. Just let them focus on preparing for the Super Bowl.

By feitelberg posted January 29th, 2015 at 4:10 PM

Barstool Pizza Review – Oregano’s

    This is a quick memo for all the Stoolies out there.  PGA golfer/Masshole Jim Renner came by the DraftKings house last night.  He was the guy in the green Viva shirt here. No joke he may be my favorite human alive.  He’s everything you want in an athlete.  Fat, humble, funny and just [...]

 

 

This is a quick memo for all the Stoolies out there.  PGA golfer/Masshole Jim Renner came by the DraftKings house last night.  He was the guy in the green Viva shirt here. No joke he may be my favorite human alive.  He’s everything you want in an athlete.  Fat, humble, funny and just swings the sticks.   I’ve never really had a PGA guy I root for religiously.  I do now.   I think I may need to sponsor this guy.  He’s like our own Tin Cup.   The People’s Golfer.

 

By elpresidente posted January 29th, 2015 at 3:35 PM
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