There he is. Arguably the greatest QB who has ever lived. A guy impregnates chicks by just looking at them. Seriously what in the fuck is that? I’ve tried to explain it in my mind 10 times and can’t figure it out. I thought he was a cowgirl at first, but what is going on with his legs? Is that part of the costume? And what is that white thing on his shoulder? Why is he wearing a blouse? Are those welders gloves? It also looks like he’s wearing a soccer shin pad. What the hell is going on around here? The only guy who can probably explain this is Lady Feitleberg. I’m sure he dressed in something similar as a kid.
PS – Who is the geek with the glasses?
Click here for the rest of Pats players Halloween Costumes. Most of them are normal. None of this Nancy shit Tom pulled off here. Letting his Metrosexual/gayball out to play at an early age.
I love everybody killing the Biebs for rocking earplugs at the Cavs game. You guys are so simple I can’t stand it. It’s metaphorical you morons. He’s blocking out the noise. Blocking out the haters. He can’t hear the boos. He’s just dancing to his own beat. Just fucking Victoria Secret Supermodels and making Selena wet. Dance eyebrows dance!
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Big movement for street harassment these days. If you’ve got a camera and an online profile you’re pretty much a sucker if you’re not making an anti-harassment vid or at least a spoof of it. But, this is the first one I’ve seen where girls are “harassing” guys. I’m not sure what message this was supposed to portray other than Kayden Kross hanging out with a bunch of nobody pornstars because every guy either seemed into it or thought it was funny. I guess the fact that Kayden couldn’t take them into a back alley then rape and kill them if they responded incorrectly may have factored into that, but that’s still how it played out. Maybe that’s the idea to take from it, girls. Be stronger than your cat callers and you can laugh at whatever they say because then they can’t force you to have sex with them against your will. An odd message.
SOURCE – Lingerie brand Victoria’s Secret has come under fire for an ‘irresponsible’ advert for their new ‘push up denim range of bras. Featuring Angels Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge and the face of the brands new perfume Jasmine Tookes, the ad looks much like the many others released by the brand over the years, with the three sculpted abs, gazelle like legs and perfect white teeth smiling out at us. But what has upset many is the wording used across the poster, which states simply ‘The Perfect Body’. So strong in fact is the strength of feeling about the wording of the advert that a petition has been launched calling on Victoria’s Secret to ‘apologise for, and amend the irresponsible marketing of your new bra range ‘Body” the campaign states that the ad sends out an ‘unhealthy and damaging message about women’s bodies and how they should be judged’. Hannah Welby writes: ‘Body shaming is irresponsible and damaging. As is setting a specific standard of beauty and perfection. As women we need to be encouraged and celebrated in all our appearances and not pigeonholed.’
So just to be clear, these chicks think that Victoria’s Secret makes the rules on what’s attractive and what isn’t; they think that Victoria’s Secret is actively going out of their way to shame women about their bodies. Do you realize how insane that makes them? These people see these ads featuring some of the most gorgeous women in the world and they think to themselves that the whole world only finds them attractive because Victoria’s Secret’s “specific standard of beauty and perfection” tells them to. I’ve got news: attractive is attractive. A tiny percentage may want to see a 4’9” 275 pound chick with meth mouth and bald spot up on that banner but most people prefer the aesthetic of the tanned, 5’11” Brazilian Aphrodite whose farts probably smell like a Clean Linen & Sunny Days Glade Plug-In. Yeah, perfect isn’t universal, but don’t tell me that you can’t tell whether Behati Prinsloo is closer to it than Mama June.
And while we’re at it let’s cut it out with this shaming nonsense once and for all. You might passively be ashamed, but don’t try to turn that into the act of someone shaming you. Victoria’s Secret is not shaming anyone by having a picture with a caption at the front of their store; they’re trying to sell more bras. If you see that and become ashamed because you don’t look like Lily Aldridge that doesn’t mean that they’re attacking you, it means you’re a massive narcissist.