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If This Harbaugh Back To Michigan Video Doesn’t Give You Chills Than Nothing Will

    Wow.  I don’t care if you went to Ohio State, Stepping Stone U (Wisconsin) or Salem State.   This video had to give you chills.    It had to.   Just a small taste of what it means to be a Michigan Man.  Tell em Tom!  Tell em what it means to be [...]

 

 

Wow.  I don’t care if you went to Ohio State, Stepping Stone U (Wisconsin) or Salem State.   This video had to give you chills.    It had to.   Just a small taste of what it means to be a Michigan Man.  Tell em Tom!  Tell em what it means to be a Michigan Man!   Presidents, QB, and bloggers.  That’s what Michigan does!

 

 

 

 

 

PS – How about Kmarko posting this before me?  What an ass.  Leave the Michigan Man stuff to the Michigan Man not the Emory Man.

By elpresidente posted December 19th, 2014 at 10:40 AM

Here’s A Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Running Her Former Man Off The Road When She Spots Him With His New Girl

  (Source) — Russian woman Mary Artemyeva was accused of attempted murder after she forced her ex-boyfriend’s car off the road. The 26-year-old flew into a jealous rage when she saw her ex-boyfriend Chariton Anisimov, 28, on the road with his new girlfriend. Artemyeva revved her engine and rammed straight into Anisimov’s car in central [...]

 

(Source)Russian woman Mary Artemyeva was accused of attempted murder after she forced her ex-boyfriend’s car off the road. The 26-year-old flew into a jealous rage when she saw her ex-boyfriend Chariton Anisimov, 28, on the road with his new girlfriend. Artemyeva revved her engine and rammed straight into Anisimov’s car in central Russia’s Volgograd Oblast. Anisimov can be seen attempting to accelerate away in video footage filmed by a dashboard camera. However, Artemyeva relentlessly rams her ex-boyfriend’s car from the side and forces it up onto the central reservation. The force caused Anisimov’s car to crash and hit a huge billboard.

 

 

 

This is the other side of the coin, right here. See when a breakup happens people always make jokes that you should start rubbing it in her face. Go out, go to the gym and get unfat, post pics all over Instagram with new chicks, flaunt the whole thing. That’s the breakup advice people will give you. But this is what can happen. You can twist a girl up to the point that she runs you right off the goddamn road in an attempted murder. The smart play post-breakup is the same as when you’re dealing with an angry woman of any kind. Lay low. Keep your head down. Don’t do anything to set her off. Chicks handle breakups pretty much the opposite of guys. They’re sad and angry at first, then they don’t give a fuck. Guys don’t give a fuck then after a month or two of realizing sex is more difficult to acquire than expected, they start firing off the drunk calls. Try handling it like them if you don’t want to die on a highway with your new chick riding shotgun. Just lay low, that’s how you stay safe.

By feitelberg posted December 19th, 2014 at 10:10 AM

Mark Cuban Finalizing The Rondo Trade While Backstage On The Colbert Report’s Final Episode Is Such A Power Move

From #Colbert Farewell: @MarkCuban finalized Rondo deal in green room, sitting w/Waterston, Daniels, me + dismaying UN Amb. Samantha Power — Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) December 19, 2014           Everyone desires wealth and power. It’s what we all want more than anything in the world. We have fantastical dreams about making phone [...]

 

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Everyone desires wealth and power. It’s what we all want more than anything in the world. We have fantastical dreams about making phone calls to world leaders while smoking cigars lit by $100 bills and sitting in rooms with beautifully finished wood as far as the eye can see. But even I’ve never imagined a scenario like this. “I sat backstage, as a special guest of a wildly popular television show, with famous actors and United Nations ambassadors. While sitting there I made a trade for one of the best point guards in basketball, whose acquisition puts the Dallas Mavericks, a franchise I own because I’m a multi-billionaire, atop the short list of favorites to win the NBA championship.” That’s a sentence someone on this earth gets to say, and it’s all true! Think of all the stories you hear told at cocktail parties. Maybe the time someone banged a girl hotter than them, someone had a crazy night of drinking, another guy once climbed a mountain. These are the best stories these people have. They’re the greatest things those ever did, and they don’t even come close to a Mark Cuban Thursday night.

By feitelberg posted December 19th, 2014 at 9:30 AM

Wake Up Wtih Ewelina Olczak

 

 

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By feitelberg posted December 19th, 2014 at 9:00 AM

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By elpresidente posted December 18th, 2014 at 9:00 PM

My One Lingering Question From The Rondo Deal: What Took So Long?

  To be honest I don’t really care that Rondo was traded.  I mean I do, but it was kind of hard not to see the writing on the wall. Instead the one question I still have is what took so long? Why didn’t we unload him when we unloaded Pierce and KG? We weren’t [...]

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To be honest I don’t really care that Rondo was traded.  I mean I do, but it was kind of hard not to see the writing on the wall. Instead the one question I still have is what took so long? Why didn’t we unload him when we unloaded Pierce and KG? We weren’t going to win after that. Wouldn’t Rondo’s value been much higher back then with a couple years still on his contract? So what changed? And don’t say drafting Marcus Smart because just by the fact they were willing to draft him meant they didn’t have their hearts set on Rondo to begin with. It just seems like the Celtics sat on their hands forever till there was nobody left to bluff. So while I understand the “you can’t just let him walk for nothing” argument, it just seems like we waited so long that he pretty much walked for nothing anyway. Unless this sentence right here which I fully don’t understand is the answer.

“Boston has the necessary trade exceptions to absorb all the salaries from Dallas while potentially generating a valuable $12.9 million trade exception (Rondo’s 2014-15 salary) to help with future roster construction.”

Hopefully this is it. Hopefully this is the move Ainge needed to give him the freedom to rebuild the roster and sign a big name guy. Because if it’s not that then the Celtics are fucked for the foreseeable future. You win with superstars in the NBA. That’s just a fact. The scary part about the Celtics right now is not only aren’t they close to contending I’m not sure they’re close to figuring out how to contend.  As crazy as it sounds I’d rather be the Sixers.

 

PS – Holy shit Cuban that was fast.  Cyberdust city

 

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By elpresidente posted December 18th, 2014 at 8:25 PM

Barstool Rundown December 18

Podcast Today’s Topics: Hollywood Officially Thinks We’re At War Right Now With North Korea Players Upset Over Cutler Benching Compared To Kromer’s Non-Punishment. Bears Locker Room Is A Total Lost Cause At This Point  This Turbulence Ragdolling A 747 Gives You A Glimpse Of People Just Waiting For The End Just A Normal Dude Who’s [...]

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Hollywood Officially Thinks We’re At War Right Now With North Korea

Players Upset Over Cutler Benching Compared To Kromer’s Non-Punishment. Bears Locker Room Is A Total Lost Cause At This Point 

This Turbulence Ragdolling A 747 Gives You A Glimpse Of People Just Waiting For The End

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By handsomehank posted December 18th, 2014 at 7:16 PM

Celtics Trade Rajon Rondo To The Mavericks For Brandan Wright, Jae Crowder, Jameer Nelson And A First-Round Pick

    Thats it, the last player from the 2008 championship team is gone. Rajon Rondo was traded today to the Mavericks in exchange for a late first round pick and 2 players who have never averaged more than 10 points in their careers. Danny Ainge obviously realized Rondo was gone after the year anyway [...]

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Thats it, the last player from the 2008 championship team is gone. Rajon Rondo was traded today to the Mavericks in exchange for a late first round pick and 2 players who have never averaged more than 10 points in their careers. Danny Ainge obviously realized Rondo was gone after the year anyway and decided to take what he can get but this still sucks. Rondo came into the league with Boston, was the little brother on the 2008 championship team and has been one of the most exciting, consistent players in this city throughout his tenure here. To be honest when I tweeted out he was probably headed to the Mavs I was shocked at the number of “good riddance”, “tough to lose the leader on a 30 win team” tweets I got back.  Maybe its because I was 14 when he got drafted and have grown up watching him make seemingly impossible plays night in and night out but losing Rondo is going to suck, especially considering the players they got in return for him.  With Rondo gone the tank is officially on, no reason to even bother competing now, just try and play as bad as possible in hopes of somehow landing Okafor in the draft. Goodbye sweet prince, you shall be missed

 

 

PS – now that we have Jameer Nelson can we dig Delonte out of whatever hole he’s under and get the band back together?

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By handsomehank posted December 18th, 2014 at 6:15 PM
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