This Kid Got The Biggest Twitter Facial In History Last Night

            WHOOPS! Of course, Brandon has now deleted his twitter and gone dark. But the damage is already done. People on social media baffle me when events like this happen (and the comment section too, you guys were a special brand of scumbags last night). Just shut the fuck up. [...]

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WHOOPS! Of course, Brandon has now deleted his twitter and gone dark. But the damage is already done. People on social media baffle me when events like this happen (and the comment section too, you guys were a special brand of scumbags last night). Just shut the fuck up. How hard is that? Just shut up. Don’t say anything. Write “Don’t fucking tweet anything you idiot” on your thumbs. When it comes to the death of an unarmed black teenager in St. Louis, no one cares what a 20 year old white dude on the east coast has to say. It doesn’t matter what side you’re on, if your first instinct is to tweet your opinion using emojis then your opinion probably doesn’t matter. Best case scenario is everyone tells you to shut the fuck up, worst case is they find your rap sheet and you log off social media for the rest of your life.

 

 

But, hey, for future unarmed black kids please follow Brandon Barlan’s 1. If you don’t want to get shot don’t go into a store and steal shit. 2. If you happen to go into a store and steal shit, be white.

By feitelberg posted November 25th, 2014 at 10:05 AM

If You Don’t Laugh At This CNN Reporter Getting Drilled In The Head With A Rock In Ferguson Then You Take Life Too Seriously

      Look man, that’s funny. Not going to condone the violence that took place in Ferguson last night and I’m not going to condone throwing stones at innocent reporters, but c’mon. Now that it’s already happened? That was fucking funny. Ever hang out with your buddies and just pick up a rock and [...]

 

 

 

Look man, that’s funny. Not going to condone the violence that took place in Ferguson last night and I’m not going to condone throwing stones at innocent reporters, but c’mon. Now that it’s already happened? That was fucking funny. Ever hang out with your buddies and just pick up a rock and say “Bet I can hit that stop sign at the end of the block”? Everyone looks at you and says, “No fucking way dude. No way,”  then you let it fly and by the grace of God you hear that metallic clang and start running around with your hands in the air like you nailed a buzzer beater in March Madness? That’s what happened here. Couple guys just getting their protest on and one saw a rock, his buddy said “Man ain’t no way you can hit that CNN lady” and next thing you know it’s dinging right off her head. I don’t care what you say, that *ping!* “Ow! I just got hit by a rock!” was fucking funny.

 

 

PS – Honestly, where’s the person who threw it? Rocket arm. Not even visible in the shot. That’s some grassy knoll shit.

 

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By feitelberg posted November 25th, 2014 at 9:30 AM

Do NOT Fuck This Dude’s Amsterdam Vodka He Just Stole

By elpresidente posted November 24th, 2014 at 11:44 PM

Chris Cuomo Is Eating Cans Of Tear Gas For Dinner Tonight And Isn’t Blinking

  BEAST. MODE. That was one of the most impressive displays of field journalism I’ve ever seen. Tear gas cannisters flying around looking like a fireworks store just caught fire, loud explosions, huge crowds fleeing, Don Lemon trying to hide and curl up in his bed… but Cuomo just standing there, taking it on the [...]



 

BEAST. MODE. That was one of the most impressive displays of field journalism I’ve ever seen. Tear gas cannisters flying around looking like a fireworks store just caught fire, loud explosions, huge crowds fleeing, Don Lemon trying to hide and curl up in his bed… but Cuomo just standing there, taking it on the chin and smiling back. Give me that fucking mic, Lemon! I’ll report the news! I don’t care about no tear gas!

 

 

PS – Don Lemon is the only person in history to wear a gas mask with a Canada Goose jacket, right?

 

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By feitelberg posted November 24th, 2014 at 10:43 PM

The Red Sox Just Had The Most Poorly Timed Tweet Of All Time

      Worst back to back tweets ever on a timeline…     “The officer who shot and killed an unarmed teenager will not be charged.”   “Guys remember when we signed those free agents today though? That was sweet! Happy Monday!”

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Worst back to back tweets ever on a timeline…

 

 

“The officer who shot and killed an unarmed teenager will not be charged.”

 

“Guys remember when we signed those free agents today though? That was sweet! Happy Monday!”

By feitelberg posted November 24th, 2014 at 9:33 PM

All Aboard The Non Stop Smoke Train Over At @BarstoolSSOTD On Twitter

Madi from Arizona State starting off the week on the best possible foot @Madi_Mckayy #SmokeShowOfTheDay #ASU pic.twitter.com/QPXIIMyxJJ — Barstool Smokeshows (@BarstoolSSOTD) November 24, 2014   Follow the hotness here @BarstoolSSOTD

 

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By elpresidente posted November 24th, 2014 at 9:00 PM

Mike Napoli and McLovin Just Chillin at the Bruins Game

    McLovin looking weird as fuck.   Still my favorite McLovin story has to be when Big Cat played Beirut with him at Illinois and was told by his people he couldn’t call him McLovin.   Shut up McLovin.  You’re McLovin for life.   It’s awesome.  Embrace it.    McLovin.   Quick Update – [...]

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McLovin looking weird as fuck.   Still my favorite McLovin story has to be when Big Cat played Beirut with him at Illinois and was told by his people he couldn’t call him McLovin.   Shut up McLovin.  You’re McLovin for life.   It’s awesome.  Embrace it.    McLovin.

 

Quick Update – Mike Stud just tweeted this photo to me from last night.  McLovin just partying for 24 hours straight OR only has 1 shirt.

 

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By elpresidente posted November 24th, 2014 at 7:49 PM

Barstool Rundown November 24

Part 1 Part 2 Rundown Aftershow Podcast Check Out Football Podcasts at Blog Talk Radio with Barstool Pick Em on BlogTalkRadio Today’s Topics: Monday Morning NFL Rewind Brought To You By Directv – NFC Monday Morning NFL Rewind Brought To You By Directv – AFC Barstool U College Football Roundup: Week 13  Breaking News: Apparently [...]

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Today’s Topics:

Monday Morning NFL Rewind Brought To You By Directv – NFC

Monday Morning NFL Rewind Brought To You By Directv – AFC

Barstool U College Football Roundup: Week 13 

Breaking News: Apparently Johnny Manziel Punched A Browns Fan In the Nose Who Tried To Hug Him Sparking A Melee

How About Your Boy KFC Saying One Direction Is The Ugliest Boy Band Of All Time Last Night

KFC’s One Direction Rebuttal Blog

Red Sox just signed Hanley Ramirez and Pablo Sandoval. Now what?

 

By handsomehank posted November 24th, 2014 at 6:56 PM
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