The United States Needs To Take A Page Out Of The Old School Soviet Union’s Playbook When Dealing With Terrorists…Kidnap Their Friends and Family And Castrate Them

  JERUSALEM — The KGB has adopted novel, brutal and apparently effective methods of dealing with terrorists who attack Soviet interests in the Middle East, an Israeli newspaper reported Monday. The Jerusalem Post said the Soviet secret police last year secured the release of three kidnaped Soviet diplomats in Beirut by castrating a relative of [...]

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JERUSALEMThe KGB has adopted novel, brutal and apparently effective methods of dealing with terrorists who attack Soviet interests in the Middle East, an Israeli newspaper reported Monday. The Jerusalem Post said the Soviet secret police last year secured the release of three kidnaped Soviet diplomats in Beirut by castrating a relative of a radical Lebanese Shia Muslim leader, sending him the severed organs and then shooting the relative in the head. The incident began when four Soviet diplomats were kidnaped last September by Muslim extremists who demanded that Moscow pressure the Syrian government to stop pro-Syrian militiamen from shelling rival Muslim positions in the northern Lebanese city of Tripoli.The militiamen, the Jerusalem paper said, did not cease their attacks, and the body of one of the Soviet diplomats, Arkady Katkov, was found a few days later in a field in Beirut.

The KGB then apparently kidnaped and killed a relative of an unnamed leader of the Shias’ Hezbollah (Party of God) group, a radical, pro-Iranian group that has been suspected of various terrorist activities against Western targets in Lebanon.Parts of the man’s body, the paper said, were then sent to the Hezbollah leader with a warning that he would lose other relatives in a similar fashion if the three remaining Soviet diplomats were not immediately released. They were quickly freed. The newspaper quoted “observers in Jerusalem” as saying: “This is the way the Soviets operate. They do things–they don’t talk. And this is the language Hezbollah understands.” Six Americans, missing for up to two years, are presumed to be kidnaping victims in Lebanon.

 

Listen I love America. Best country in the world. No place else I’d rather live. But this is how you handle your business. All terrorists have friends and families. Round em up, castrate em and send the body parts to the terrorists in the mail. Promise you’ll keep decapitating their loved ones till they stop taking hostages. See how they handle it then. It’s kind of the same point I made yesterday regarding this shit. Terrorists don’t get the same rights as American citizens. They aren’t humans. You can’t negotiate with them. You can’t use logic with them. The only thing you can do is be more ruthless and barbaric than they are. We have more resources, more weapons, more intelligence. They want to play in the mud let’s play in the mud.

By elpresidente posted August 21st, 2014 at 11:13 AM

Millenials Are The First Generation Where Over 50% Of Them Believe In Participation Trophies

      (WaPo) — Reason and pollster Rupe asked Americans whether kids who participate in youth sports should get trophies just for playing, or only for winning. A strong majority of Americans (57 percent) said only the winners, but then you look at the age breakdown. While older Americans are overwhelmingly in favor of [...]

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(WaPo)Reason and pollster Rupe asked Americans whether kids who participate in youth sports should get trophies just for playing, or only for winning. A strong majority of Americans (57 percent) said only the winners, but then you look at the age breakdown. While older Americans are overwhelmingly in favor of trophies for winners only, those 18-24 prefer participation trophies — albeit by a narrow 51-49 margin. Perhaps we should start calling those under 25 years old the “participation trophy generation.” And it’s not just age; as Reason notes there are vastly different takes on this question when you look at income and education level, too.

 

 

 

If I was given a time machine you know what I’d do? I’d go back in time, find out what Saturday soccer league decided to start giving everyone trophies (I’m not positive it was soccer, but I’m pretty positive) and right when the commissioner of that league announced his idea I’d kick the door in and shoot him in the face. Because I bet when he announced it to the parents everyone kinda nodded and was like, “Sure, why not? Couldn’t hurt right? At least it will stop my brat from crying. Hahaha!” WRONG. Look at this butterfly effect! One person makes a stupid decision one day and 20-30 years later a majority of people believe that they should be rewarded for showing up. It’s insanity. So yeah, I’d go back and kill that guy. And the world would be a better place today and America would’ve never lost anything ever because we know just stepping on the field isn’t good enough. You’re welcome (figuratively, of course).

 

 

PS – See the money chart? Ha! Thanks, Obama.

By feitelberg posted August 21st, 2014 at 10:40 AM

Somebody Do This Guy A Favor And Shoot Him And Put Him Out Of His Misery

    This poor fucking fool.   Like this has to be the precise moment when he knows his life is over right?  He just got married and instead of going to the Red Sox game with his buddies he’s wearing matching “Just Got Married” shirts to the park with his new wife.   There [...]

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This poor fucking fool.   Like this has to be the precise moment when he knows his life is over right?  He just got married and instead of going to the Red Sox game with his buddies he’s wearing matching “Just Got Married” shirts to the park with his new wife.   There is no medical procedure that can save him.  He’s like a horse who broke his leg.  Only one way to end this human cruelty and that’s with a bullet to the brain.

 

 

By elpresidente posted August 21st, 2014 at 10:08 AM

Ron Swanson Reading “Genius Shower Thoughts” Is A Fantastic YouTube, But Also Really Makes You Think

Nick Offerman da gawd.

 

 

 

First of all, no one better to get to do this. Nick Offerman is probably one of the best deadpan dudes in the game. Second of all, I lost it at “If Hillary wins in 2016 it’ll be the first time two presidents have ever fucked each other.” So ridiculous that that’s a thing that could be said aloud, “Two US Presidents fuck regularly.” Third of all, my most advanced shower thought used to come when I was a kid and I would wonder how I was making water come out of my finger tips when my hands were at my side. What do you want me to say? I’m not a genius.

By feitelberg posted August 21st, 2014 at 9:30 AM

The Nevada LLWS Coach Just Had One Of The Strangest Motivational Speeches Of All Time At The Mound

      Umm okay….America Fuck Yeah!?

 

 

 

Umm okay….America Fuck Yeah!?

By elpresidente posted August 20th, 2014 at 9:55 PM

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By elpresidente posted August 20th, 2014 at 9:02 PM

Barstool Rundown August 20

Part 2 Rundown Aftershow Today’s Topics:  Flamboyantly Gay Guy Falls Out of A Kayak Michael Jordan Takes The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Obviously It’s The Greatest Of All Time, Obviously  vs. Larry Bird Just Redefined The Ice Bucket Challenge Game Forever Bryan Cox Told His Entire Defensive Line He Has Been Having Sex Since He [...]

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Rundown Aftershow

Today’s Topics: 

Flamboyantly Gay Guy Falls Out of A Kayak

Michael Jordan Takes The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Obviously It’s The Greatest Of All Time, Obviously 

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Larry Bird Just Redefined The Ice Bucket Challenge Game Forever

Bryan Cox Told His Entire Defensive Line He Has Been Having Sex Since He Was 10 Years Old

Bob Costas Threw Out a Shitty First Pitch So He Demanded a Do-Over In Typical Bob Costas Fashion 

I Can’t Stop Watching Chip Kelly Flounder His Way Into An Inflatable Pool

Want To Have Sex With Nicki Minaj? Well That’s Basically What Her New Music Video “Anaconda” Was Like 

India Coming In Hot With The Kid With HUGE Hands

 

By handsomehank posted August 20th, 2014 at 8:13 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day – Stephanie from Salve Regina

Introducing Stephanie from Salve Regina. Everyone knows I’m not a huge Newport guy but maybe I should be with girls like Stephanie running around. As a reminder Stephanie just punched a free ticket to our Providence Blackout is on sale now.  Toads sold out in 5 days. Lupos is next.  Send nominations to tips@barstoolsports.com 9/11 [...]

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Introducing Stephanie from Salve Regina. Everyone knows I’m not a huge Newport guy but maybe I should be with girls like Stephanie running around.

As a reminder Stephanie just punched a free ticket to our Providence Blackout is on sale now.  Toads sold out in 5 days. Lupos is next.  Send nominations to tips@barstoolsports.com

9/11 – New Haven (SOLD OUT)

9/12 – Providence  (Tickets on Sale NOW) 

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By elpresidente posted August 20th, 2014 at 5:44 PM
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