ISIS Calls John Kerry “The Old Uncircumcised Geezer”

  Old Uncircumcised Geezer my ass!       Dailymail – ISIS is once again urging Muslims to ‘kill disbelievers’ and attacking Secretary of State John Kerry and President Barack Obama for recent statements they have made about the terrorist group in a new audio recording. Islamic State spokesman Abu Mohammad al-Adnani refers to Sec. [...]

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Dailymail – ISIS is once again urging Muslims to ‘kill disbelievers’ and attacking Secretary of State John Kerry and President Barack Obama for recent statements they have made about the terrorist group in a new audio recording. Islamic State spokesman Abu Mohammad al-Adnani refers to Sec. of State Kerry as ‘the old uncircumcised geezer.’

 

 

Listen ISIS is the worst. We need to just bomb them into bolivioan.  Kill all of their asses.  But funny is funny and calling John Kerry an old uncircumcised geezer is flat out funny. I don’t think they meant it to be funny, but that’s what makes it funnier. Who knew ISIS used the word geezer? Seems like such an American word right?

By elpresidente posted September 22nd, 2014 at 12:55 PM

Cam Newton Wore Lady Clothes To His Post Game Press Conference

      Tough for me to insult a guy for being fashion forward, but Cam deserves it here. C’mon dude, those are lady clothes. Don’t fuck with me on this one, that’s a women’s suit. I know I’ve always said I’m all about showing some mankles with pants but this is too far. I’m [...]

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Tough for me to insult a guy for being fashion forward, but Cam deserves it here. C’mon dude, those are lady clothes. Don’t fuck with me on this one, that’s a women’s suit. I know I’ve always said I’m all about showing some mankles with pants but this is too far. I’m like a scientist who created intelligent life to help people but now things have gone too far and I’m sitting in my lab watching the world burn. The capri is too much, way too much. Couple that with a lavender jacket by Missterious and that’s hundo p a women’s suit.

By feitelberg posted September 22nd, 2014 at 11:40 AM

Starbucks Is Testing a Latte That Tastes Like Stout Beer

    SOURCE – Maybe since Starbucks has taken over the world with the pumpkin spice latte (PSL), they think they can do whatever they want. Like create a latte that tastes like beer. The Dark Barrel Latte, made with a flavored syrup that reportedly tastes like dark stout beers like Guinness, is the coffee [...]

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SOURCE – Maybe since Starbucks has taken over the world with the pumpkin spice latte (PSL), they think they can do whatever they want. Like create a latte that tastes like beer. The Dark Barrel Latte, made with a flavored syrup that reportedly tastes like dark stout beers like Guinness, is the coffee company’s latest latte venture, according to The Irish Independent. The creamy drink is topped with whipped cream and dark caramel sauce. A Buzzfeed writer who tried it recently in Columbus, Ohio, said: “It does taste remarkably like stout.” It’s only available in select test markets at the moment.

 

Perfect! I’ve always wanted to be able to start my day with a beverage that tastes like the inside of a 19-year-old college girl’s dorm room trash can during exam week! Finally we’ve got someone willing to supply the overwhelming demand for coffee that tastes like beer that tastes like coffee. And all it took was developing a concentrated, stout-flavored syrup that we can pump into your drink and definitely isn’t real life poison. Plus, since it’s in the form of a Starbucks latte so you get that authentic Irish stout touch of heaping whipped cream and rope after rope of jizzy caramel all over it!

Seriously, though, is this just a test by Starbucks to see how much power they have over America? Like, no one could actually want this, so they must just be trying to get a baseline for how much special promotions actually work, right? Like if they figure out a certain percent of customers are so brainwashed that they’ll automatically try something new even if it sounds like dog shit, then they can figure out how effective a promotion that doesn’t sound absolutely disgusting really is. Only reason I can think of for pouring money into maybe the worst idea ever.

 

PS: Of course a buzzfeed writer thinks that a drink overflowing in whipped cream and caramel sauce tastes just like a stout.

PPS: If Dunks does this, best idea ever.

By ericpops posted September 22nd, 2014 at 11:10 AM

Couple Of Brazilians Find A GIGANTIC Snake In The River, And I Mean GIGANTIC

    FUUUUUCKKKKKKKK THATTTTTTTTTTTT! I watched that whole video with white knuckles thinking that thing was about to go all Anaconda on these motherfuckers. I mean WHAT ARE YOU DOING?       PUT THE TAIL DOWN DUDE! PUT IT DOWN! If I was in the boat with that guy I’d kick him right the [...]

 

 

FUUUUUCKKKKKKKK THATTTTTTTTTTTT! I watched that whole video with white knuckles thinking that thing was about to go all Anaconda on these motherfuckers. I mean WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

 

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PUT THE TAIL DOWN DUDE! PUT IT DOWN! If I was in the boat with that guy I’d kick him right the fuck off. You want to mess around with Nessy? Go ahead, have a blast. Go play Marco Polo and Jailbreak with him in the river, but I’m not risking my life for your little taunting fun bro. No chance. How fucking dumb can these people be? Chasing the thing around, smacking it with a big wooden spoon, holding the tail like it’s a goddamn earthworm and not gigantic creature that will hug you until your eyes pop out of your head then swallow you whole. Get out of my face with this shit. Nuke Brazil. Get that thing off of my earth.

By feitelberg posted September 22nd, 2014 at 10:33 AM

Game, Set, Match – Spooky Ghost Hacked Candice Swanepoel (The Fappening Continues)

      It’s chaos in the streets!   Candice has been hacked!  Well Spooky Ghost can hang em up now.   It’s all academic that this point.  Because once you’ve hacked the Queen there is nobody left to hack.      You can retire now Spooky Ghost.   First Ballot HOF’R.    When you [...]

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It’s chaos in the streets!   Candice has been hacked!  Well Spooky Ghost can hang em up now.   It’s all academic that this point.  Because once you’ve hacked the Queen there is nobody left to hack.      You can retire now Spooky Ghost.   First Ballot HOF’R.    When you walk down the street everybody will point and say  “There goes Spooky Ghost….greatest pervert hacker who ever lived.”

 

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By elpresidente posted September 22nd, 2014 at 10:00 AM

Gabrielle Union And Dwayne Wade Accuse Spooky Ghost Of Racism With The Fappening

  TMZ - Gabrielle Union says she was the victim of a digital hate crime … after some topless photos she sent to Dwayne Wade somehow leaked onto the internet — and now her legal team will be contacting the FBI. Union and Wade released a joint statement saying, “it has come to our attention [...]

 

TMZ - Gabrielle Union says she was the victim of a digital hate crime … after some topless photos she sent to Dwayne Wade somehow leaked onto the internet — and now her legal team will be contacting the FBI. Union and Wade released a joint statement saying, “it has come to our attention that our private moments, that were shared and deleted solely between my husband and myself, have been leaked by some vultures.” They add, “I can’t help but to be reminded that since the dawn of time women and children, specifically women of color, have been victimized, and the power over their own bodies taken from them. These atrocities against women and children continue worldwide.”

 

 

People like Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade make it easy to root for Spooky Ghost. Like you’re really gonna play the race card here? Seriously? How many chicks have been hacked in total so far? 200? How many were black? 1? So if anything Spooky Ghost is racist because he almost hacked 100% white chicks. So get out of my face with this bullshit.

As a sidenote celebrities don’t need to hold press conference and release statements everytime somebody new gets hacked.   Nobody cares anymore. Spooky Ghost is just gonna do Spooky Ghost stuff. Guys like me are gonna look. There is nothing the FBI or anybody can do to stop the Fappening from Happening. No need for press conferences and invoking memories of Kunta Kinte. It’s not that big of a deal.

 

PS – Emily Ratajkowski won the Fappening. I know what you’re thinking. Hey Pres how does somebody win the Fappening? Well look at Emily Ratajkoski and then you’ll understand. She just don’t quit.

 

Double PS – The link for the Fappening is such a Fappening link I can’t even stand it.  Seriously wha t the hell is this?  http://fap.jesus.si/   So Spooky Ghost it hurts.

 

And yes the Fappening link I posted on Saturday is still the most updated link for those who are curious to see what Spooky Ghost is up to nowadays.

By elpresidente posted September 22nd, 2014 at 9:30 AM

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By elpresidente posted September 21st, 2014 at 9:00 PM

Sox Hazing The September Call-Ups By Making Them Dress In Costumes And Sing

        Pretty funny but not sure anything is more humiliating than having to wear the jersey of a 68-88 last place team.           PS – I probably wouldn’t have even blogged this but Papi participating cracked me up. “You guys doing something fun? Cool, I want in. I’ll [...]

 

 

 

 

Pretty funny but not sure anything is more humiliating than having to wear the jersey of a 68-88 last place team.

 

 

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PS – I probably wouldn’t have even blogged this but Papi participating cracked me up. “You guys doing something fun? Cool, I want in. I’ll be a mariachi dude.”

 

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PPS – Will Ferrell is on the Sox? Oh wait no that’s Rusney. Spitting image.

 

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By feitelberg posted September 21st, 2014 at 6:26 PM
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