For all you pink hats who were watching Jurassic Park III instead of the Bruins you missed this nasty move from Schlemko in the 8th round of the shootout that propelled the Flames past the Bruins. Not to mention this was directly after Looch had the worst penalty shot I’ve ever seen.
UPDATE - I guess Schemko’s move was coined by some dude Forsberg who played for Sweden or something?
Introducing Megan from Boston who now attends Coastal Carolina. Smart move to by Megan to get the hell out of here and head south. That body needs to be on the beach at all time.
Lets load up the smoke machine for next week. Send nominations to firstname.lastname@example.org
So the testimony from the Marathon Bombing Trial is absolutely heart wrenching. It actually raises a question I have about this trial. What’s the point? Why are we doing this? Is this an emotional release for Bill Richard and the rest of the victims? Because it sounds excruciating to relive all this horror. Everybody knows Terrorist #2 did it. He already admitted he did it. And it doesn’t sound like Terrorist #2 is reacting at all. Just sitting there like the emotionless sub human rodent he is.
So again what is the point of all this? If anything the victims should just be allowed to go in a locked room with him for 1 hour each and can do whatever they want to him as long as they don’t kill him so everybody gets their shot. But as far as reliving all these nightmares? It just sounds like torture. Maybe I’m wrong and it’s somehow cathartic, but if it were me I’d just want to watch him suffer. I’d want him strung to a pole in Faneuil Hall where people can throw rocks at him for the rest of his life. Right now this trial seems more heartwrenching for the victims than the Terrorist and that bothers me.
First things first we started a new snapchat. Our old snapchat got shut down. Story of our lives. Anyways, our new snapchat is going to feature behind the scenes barstool shit but more importantly we will be handing the reigns off to former smokes to take over while they are out on spring break getting blasted with their girl friends. Shit shouldn’t be too awesome.
First up is Johanna from FAU our former Barstool Halloween contest winner who will be taking over out ‘StoolSnaps’ tomorrow while she is on Spring Break in South Beach. Fasten your seatbelts…
I almost had an anxiety attack just from watching that. I truly can’t imagine living it. Running around an apparel store and grabbing clothes to make tourniquets and plug wounds whatnot is downright incredible. The whole street turned into a war zone. So goddamn scary to see, and I can’t do anything but applaud and thank the witnesses who are re-living it to ensure that terrorist #2 gets what he deserves.