Piers Morgan really couldn’t get any more pathetic at this point. His show is getting cancelled because like 2 people watch it, and I guess until he officially signs off he’s just gonna let himself get walked all over by his guests. I mean Chelsea just sat there and smushed his manhood and dignity into a fine paste on live TV and all he could do was uncomfortably laugh. The man has completely given up on trying to be taken seriously and nobody better to rub his failure in his own face than this alcoholic floozy.
SKY - A martial arts expert has broken a world record by cracking 155 walnuts with his head in just one minute. Mohammad Rashid set the new record at the Punjab Youth Festival in Lahore, Pakistan. He beat the previous record of 44 walnuts, held by an American. The world record was one of several set at the festival.
Saying Mohammad Rashid broke the record for the most walnuts ever cracked with his head is like the biggest insult of all time. Mohammad didn’t break the record. He SHATTERED it. I mean the previous title was 44 walnuts. This maniac cracked 155 walnuts. He obliterated it. My question is where has this bro been for the past 10 years on the walnut cracking circuit? Like how does a guy this good come out of nowhere? Was he just sitting around his shanti with a smirk on his face knowing anytime he felt like stepping forward and snatching the walnut title he could? And how about this guy giving him the “hurry up” gesture? Really dude? He broke the record by 100 walnuts. I think the record is safe. Hell I don’t even know if I could smash 150 marshmallows in a minute. Fuck now I have to try. Wish I didn’t say that.
PS – Even though it said this video was a minute long in the description it was still stunning to see how long he cracked walnuts for. Felt like an eternity.
So we’re all in agreement that we’re hooked on the good shit, right? That was the most harrowing hour of my life. Kidding, but not kidding. I had absolutely no idea what to do. I used to think Twitter was the fun little website I go on to read news in 140 characters, but today I learned I have a legitimate addiction to it. You know how addicts never really know they’re addicts until they try to come off it? Like I always thought I just dipped for fun, said I could stop any time I want. Then one night I didn’t have any dip and had lost my wallet so I couldn’t buy more, and it was the worst night of my life. I was considering pouring an old spitter through a strainer and getting old dip back, true story. That’s some fucking crack addict shit.
Same goes for drinking. Every Monday and Tuesday I always say, “OK taking this weekend off.” Then Friday night comes around and people are texting you and you realize you couldn’t possibly stay in. Once you realize you’re missing out on something, the choice is no longer yours. The addiction takes over.
Well that’s how I now realize Twitter is. If you take it away from me, I will freak the fuck out. My life as I know it will shut down. I’ll try to mainline Gchats or check Instagram to get my social media fix, but it’s not the same. Twitter is like Walt’s blue shit. Once you’ve had it, you don’t want anything else. Can’t have anything else. Just doesn’t satisfy the thirst like Twitter does.
WFSB 3 Connecticut
STORRS, CT (WFSB) - A local chapter of a fraternity was informed it has to stop all its activities after a UConn sophomore told Eyewitness News she was hazed by some of her sorority sisters and forced to drink to the point of passing out. Late Monday afternoon, a spokesman from Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s national headquarters in Illinois announced they’ve ordered the UConn chapter to cease and desist all activities while they investigate an allegation of hazing involving Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority sister Hillary Holt. “They did put drinks to our mouths and made us drink it,” Holt previously told Eyewitness News. At that party, Holt claims she and other girls were forced to drink beer, wine and shots. Holt was hospitalized, drunk to the point she blacked out. “You have seven to nine people yelling at you, girls and guys, and if you don’t do what they tell you to, the consequences could get worse,” Holt previously said. UConn officials and state police are investigating the incident. State police Lt. Paul Vance said, “Allegations of this nature are very serious.” The Connecticut State Police Major Crimes Unit investigated the incident over the weekend; however, investigators said no arrests have been made at this time. Just this weekend, Weghorst said SAE eliminated pledging and was one of the largest fraternities. According to Bloomberg News, it’s one of the deadliest fraternities nationwide.
First things first. Nobody can “force” you to drink beer, wine and shots. Ultimately that decision is yours. I’m not saying peer pressure isn’t a real thing or that it doesn’t exist but this isn’t like a hockey initiation. It’s a frat party. If you don’t want to drink or don’t like it just quit. I mean you’re pretty much done with the sorority anyway after ratting out all your sisters. There is no comeback for that.
But that’s neither really here nor there. Instead my question is this. How did people surive for the last 100 years without the PC police protecting pledges from Greek Life hazing? That’s what I don’t get. I mean to a man 99% of people who were in Greek Life say it was the best part of their college experience. All these people were brutally hazed. They knew it going in and they still joined. It was a decision they made. This isn’t like picking on the loser in high school for no reason. This is a club people wanted to join. If it’s not your cup of tea don’t rush. But apparently that’s not good enough anymore. Greek Life is basically doomed nowadays because of public pressure and stories like these.SAE banning pledging. Schools making frats coed. Anybdoy who wants to join whatever frat they want can join, blah, blah, blah. I mean I don’t want to sound like one of those grumpy old men who is always like “things were so much better in my day without the PC police ruining everything”, but I honestly think they were.
PS – Got to love the “No Trespassing” sign that Kappa Kappa Gamma put up in front of their house after this story broke. Just screams innocent
No one has ever torn their pec and turned into a purple monster freak while laying on their couch and watching movies OnDemand. That’s a fact, look it up.
(Source) – On Sunday, March 9, 2014, at approximately 9:00pm, three Red Line passengers were assaulted on a train at Broadway MBTA Station. This incident occurred as two passengers intervened to assist the first victim and they too were subsequently assaulted. The original victim and the below described group were involved in a verbal dispute. Two other female passengers, who have no prior relationship to the first victim, intervened and asked the group to stop. Subsequent to that the group began to physical assault and beat all three victims.
Kind of a weird cast of characters, no? Like the first two chicks are who everyone complains about when they say Southie is becoming overly gentrified. Leather jackets, deisgner bags and jeans, boots, scarves, the whole 9.
But the guys are in the Southie uniform. They’ve got their North Face, Gap jeans and, if the camera panned down, I’m sure they’d have some Timberland shit kickers on.
So not really sure how this crew met up. Maybe they just wanna have their fling with the guys from the other side of town then they’re going to go off to Stanford, marry some rich prick who their parents will approve of and just sit around with the other trust fund babies and talk about how they went slumming too, once? I don’t know. All I know is that they picked a great time for this fight. Just lay low until Sunday and then the Southie cops will have way too much on their plate to track down a few brawlers on the T.
PS – Not me.
h/t Awesome Boston
Pretty sure you don’t like Shaughnessy so you’ll like this video. We saw him leaving Umass Boston and one of my buddies chirp the fuck out of him.
I did like this video. More importantly do you think Shank wears it as a badge of honor that everybody hates his guts? Like was he sneaky fist pumping when this guy chirped him? I mean that’s his game right? Just infuriate the masses so he can get more radio and tv gigs? Or in the case of Deadspin or ESPN they can quote him as the voice of Boston sports fans and make us all look like jerks. So again the question is does he love getting chirped in public? Does that validate to him that he’s doing a good job?
God being a professional athlete must be fun. What other occupations could you be a chubby guy, nicknamed Big Baby, be known for crying in public and still take home a clown car full of chicks? That legit looked like an InTheVIP scene. Just a parade of girls pouring into a car and heading back to a house eager to get fucked. So many women looking for dick that they all couldn’t even fit in the car. That’s how awesome being a pro athlete is: pornos emulate your real life.
PS – Do people remember this chick? She used to be in like every InTheVIP/We Live Together/all Reality Kings vids. No idea what her name is but she was crazy hot.