New Research Suggests That If Your Ring Finger Is Longer Than Your Index Finger That Means You Got Huge Nuts

    DM – How do your fingers measure up? If you’re a man, it could reveal more about you than you thought. Researchers say that the length of a man’s index finger compared to his ring finger on his right hand is an indicator of his testicle size. And the study claims that the [...]

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DM – How do your fingers measure up? If you’re a man, it could reveal more about you than you thought. Researchers say that the length of a man’s index finger compared to his ring finger on his right hand is an indicator of his testicle size. And the study claims that the digit ratio could be used to predict testicle volumes of any male. They found that adult males with a ring finger longer than their index finger on their right hand had larger testicles. Conversely, men with a longer index finger compared to their ring finger have smaller testicles. A previous study revealed that the size of men’s and women’s index and ring fingers is an indication of how attractive they are to the opposite sex. According to the findings for men those whose ring fingers are longer than their index fingers are more likely to be attractive to women.

 

So what South Korea is saying is that based on the fact my ring finger is longer than my my index finger that means I got huge nuts and am awesome looking? Well as much as I’d love to confirm that theory they only got 1 out of 2 things right. I don’t have huge nuts, but I am awesome looking. Does batting .500 get you in the Science Hall of fame?

Can’t argue with this….

 

By elpresidente posted September 2nd, 2014 at 11:20 AM

Japanese High School Pitcher Casually Throws a 50 Inning 709 pitch Shutout In Japanese Playoffs

(Is this really the kid?  This looks like pre Pearl Harbor photo.  Wear a bigger glove bro)   AOL – A high school pitcher in Japan lasted dozens of innings and threw several hundreds, yes hundreds, of pitches this weekend. Taiga Matsui, of Chukyo High School, threw 709 pitches over 50 innings in the semifinal [...]

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AOL – A high school pitcher in Japan lasted dozens of innings and threw several hundreds, yes hundreds, of pitches this weekend. Taiga Matsui, of Chukyo High School, threw 709 pitches over 50 innings in the semifinal match of the National High School Baseball Tournament which lasted a whopping fours days that created a national sensation in Japan. And yes, he got the win. Opponent Jukiya Ishioka, from Sotoku High School, also lasted all 50 innings. He threw 689 pitches but was given the loss after surrendering three runs in the top of the 50th inning. “This game was the physically hardest ever for me,” Matsui told the Asahi Shimbun after the marathon game. “But I showed my (fighting) spirit. As my teammates scored three runs (in the 50th inning), I was able to throw in a relaxed manner in the bottom of the inning. Ishioka was a good rival for me. Japanese coaches and pitchers believe the extreme amount of throwing strengthens arms, but Matsuzaka never lived up to the hype generated when he came to the United States due to arm problems.

 

Wait a minute. What’s this bullshit about the game lasting 4 days? What type of pussy shit is that? What do they not have lights in Japan? Turn the lights on and keep playing till somebody scores. That’s baseball. That’s America. Maybe that’s why you got your ass kicked in WWII. Seriously get out of my face with this 50 inning 9,000 pitch shoutout. BORING……

By elpresidente posted September 2nd, 2014 at 10:45 AM

Great News! The Internet Has Forced Centerplate To Fire Their Dog Abusing CEO Desmond Hague….(Took Em Long Enough)

FIRED BITCH!     UTSandiego –  Desmond Hague, CEO of the Connecticut company, was caught on an elevator surveillance camera in Vancouver in late July, kicking and choking a small dog. The video sparked outrage across the nation with the caterer’s customers, including those at San Diego’s Qualcomm Stadium. Stadiums and other venues that employ [...]

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UTSandiego –  Desmond Hague, CEO of the Connecticut company, was caught on an elevator surveillance camera in Vancouver in late July, kicking and choking a small dog. The video sparked outrage across the nation with the caterer’s customers, including those at San Diego’s Qualcomm Stadium. Stadiums and other venues that employ Centerplate for food and beverage concessions have been informed that the ouster of the company’s CEO will be announced on Tuesday. The announcement of Hague’s resignation will close a tumultuous 10 days for the CEO and the multibillion-dollar company he has managed since 2009. In a draft news release obtained by U-T Watchdog, Joe O’Donnell, chairman of the board of directors for Centerplate, reiterated that the company did not condone Hague’s misconduct.

“Following an extended review of the incident involving Mr. Hague, I’d like to apologize for the distress that this situation has caused to so many; but also thank our employees, clients and guests who expressed their feelings about this incident,” the draft release says. “Their voices helped us to frame our deliberations during this very unusual and unfortunate set of circumstances.”

The Vancouver SPCA already finished its investigation and told the Watchdog last week that it referred the case to British Columbia prosecutors with a recommendation for criminal charges.Centerplate initially issued a statement saying Hague would enter counseling to deal with anger-management issues. Then the company issued a second statement saying the board of directors had directed Hague to perform 1,000 hours of community service and donate $100,000 to a charity to be called the Sade Foundation, a group that would work to reduce animal cruelty. Nothing seemed to quell the anger, however. Demands for Hague’s termination also roared across social media, contributing to the decision during the long holiday weekend. “Between social media and the Internet, no one in crisis management is suited to deal with this,” the food-industry source said Monday. “It was inevitable.”

 

Internet 1. Dog Abusing scumbag CEO 0. I hope this is just the beginning for Des Hague. I hope the British Columbia prosecutors throw this scumbag in jail and let him rot. Now as far as Centerplate goes they don’t exactly come out smelling like roses in this either. Like spare me the song and dance about the extended review crap.  Clearly the top level management at Centerplate didn’t want to fire Des Hague. Hell they didn’t even want to punish him.  The internet forced their hand.  They had no other choice.  So in my mind they are basically as pro dog abuse as he is. Seriously the fact they didn’t fire him right away is bizarro world. The fact that Centerplate somehow thought this was going to end any other way than this is remarkable. I mean how stupid do you have to be? I don’t care if you’re a Nazi who hates dogs you still should have known Des Hague couldn’t survive this. If Centerplate management had even an ounce of common sense they would have fired him instantly and they would have looked like heroes. Instead they let this drag on for 10 days fighting dog lovers, public opinion and outrage every step of the way.  Now they almost look like as big of scumbags as Des Hague himself.  Just a classic business school example of how not to handle your CEO abusing a puppy. I didn’t think they needed to teach this, but I guess they do? It’s almost like they thought we were dealing with a cat here.   Moral of the story.  Nothing unites this country more than our love of dogs. You fuck with a puppy and you can kiss your life goodbye.

By elpresidente posted September 2nd, 2014 at 10:05 AM

Spooky Ghost Is On the Move #TheFappening

   Read This Explanation on the Underground Trading Ring That Exists on the Deep Black Internet And It Will Blow Your Mind   DM – The chief hacker who organized the theft of private nude pictures of actresses including Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton has gone on the run. The anonymous individual, who sparked the [...]

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 Read This Explanation on the Underground Trading Ring That Exists on the Deep Black Internet And It Will Blow Your Mind

 

DM – The chief hacker who organized the theft of private nude pictures of actresses including Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton has gone on the run. The anonymous individual, who sparked the scandal on Sunday after dumping dozens of naked photographs of female celebrities onto the 4chan online forum, took to the ‘deep web’ where the images are thought to have first been posted a week ago to say he had to ‘move location’. In the post thread written just after midnight on Monday, the anonymous hacker said that he will be moving to another location before seeming to threaten to upload more compromising images – asking for bitcoin (BTC) donations from those willing to pay to see. ’Guys, just to let you know I didn’t do this by myself,’ wrote the deviant hacker.’There are several other people who were in on it and I needed to count on to make this happened (sic).’This is the result of several months of long and hard work by all involved. We appreciate your donations and applaud your excitement. Exchanged on the deep web black market and deviant message boards specializing in stolen ‘revenge porn’ photography, the compromising pictures have been used as a currency of sorts among perverted members of these forums. Indeed, in the aftermath of Sunday’s mass dumping of naked pictures, these boards have descended into anarchy and infighting, with a civil war erupting between those who leaked the pictures and those furious their sordid, secret game has been thrown into the public eye.

 

I kind of said this yesterday on our special rundown edition of “The Fappening”. It’s not the naked pictures that have me captivated with this story. It’s the deep black web market that I can’t get enough of. I honestly get nervous just writing about them.  Like an internet missile will get launched threw my window before I press publish on this blog.  It’s 4 chan. It’s Anonymous. It’s all the places on the internet that are part urban legend, part ghost story, and part true.  Like what would happen if I showed up on a 4 chan message board being like “So do you know where a guy can unload some bitcoins on some JLaw putang”?    What would happen?  Would I be virtually murdered?  I feel like it would be the scene from when Homer goes to a reggae concert.

 

 

It’s just fascinating to me that people have actually been buying and selling these nudes for weeks on the deep black market and nobody in the normal internet heard about it. It’s literally a parallel universe. And now there are civil wars breaking out on the deep black web because some of their inhabitants are mad that they’ve revealed themselves. It’s chaos in a world that nobody knows anything about. But I do know this much.  If the deep black internet explodes it doesn’t happen in a vacuum.  Banks could shut down, roads could close and we could be on the brink of extinction.   The ramifications will be felt throughout the entire world. All because of unrest on the deep black internet.

 

 

PS – I love Spooky Ghost’s speech by the way. “We appreciate your donations and applaud your excitement.”

We applaud your excitement? I don’t think that makes sense does it? Spooky Ghost so hot right now. Spooky Ghost.

By elpresidente posted September 2nd, 2014 at 9:30 AM

Wake Up With Jennifer Lawrence

Its only right we go back and look at all the Jennifer Lawrence pictures with a new perspective.

Its only right we go back and look at all the Jennifer Lawrence pictures with a new perspective.

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By feitelberg posted September 2nd, 2014 at 9:00 AM

Emergency Labor Day Rundown…”The Fappening”

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By elpresidente posted September 1st, 2014 at 7:06 PM

Twitter Has Suspended @barstoolsports Because Of Our Emmy Award Winning Coverage of “The Fappening” #freebarstool

    First things first.  I didn’t even know you could get suspended from Twitter.  Like that dude War Machine who beat the fuck out of Christie Mac was basically throwing twitter parties for 2 weeks after the fact and he didn’t get suspended.  Pretty sure Terrorist #2′s account was active for weeks after he [...]

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First things first.  I didn’t even know you could get suspended from Twitter.  Like that dude War Machine who beat the fuck out of Christie Mac was basically throwing twitter parties for 2 weeks after the fact and he didn’t get suspended.  Pretty sure Terrorist #2′s account was active for weeks after he blew up the Marathon.  Yet somehow our @barstoolsports account got suspended.   Now truth be told I don’t run that account.   It’s just kind of a place where we repost all our stories.   So to be honest I”m not sure what the hell happened.   All I know is Twitter acts like we don’t exist refusing to give us blue check mark and then boom they suspend the fuck out of us.  Why because we had emmy award winning coverage of “The Fappening”?   Because we were the first blog to be all over it?  Because we stayed up till 2am waiting to see Spooky Ghost’s next move?   It’s bullshit.    We didn’t post any of the pictures on our site.  We just gave people the info and links to Reddit.   Meanwhile fake righteous sites like Barstool Junior  came hours late to the party and posted the NSFW stolen images on their front page trying to jack pageviews.   Perez Hilton posted the NSFW work shit on his front page.   They didn’t get suspended.  CNN, Boston.com, Buzzfeed, TMZ all did the same exact shit as us expect way later and not nearly as entertaining.  None of them got suspended.  So how is that fair?    It’s a god damn Pirate’s Life is what it is.  When in doubt blame Barstool.   Guess what?  I wouldn’t want it any other way.    Somebody do me a favor and cue the music!

 

 

 

PS – I’m not gonna toot my own but I’m gonna toot my own horn.  This is sneaky my favorite quote I’ve ever had published when KO protested us.

 

 

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By elpresidente posted September 1st, 2014 at 12:29 PM

The Fappening Summed Up In 1 Picture #Hackgate

    What a night.  WHAT A NIGHT.    Spooky Ghost where are you?

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What a night.  WHAT A NIGHT.    Spooky Ghost where are you?

By elpresidente posted September 1st, 2014 at 2:11 AM
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