Sad News: Stoolie Chris Lynch Passed Away Sunday Night After His Battle With Cancer

    From Chris’s GoFund Me Page   I am very sad to announce that as of Sunday, October 20th 1:10am, Chris has passed away. He was in full remission of the AML, but soon after a lung infection started, which was followed by blood poisoning. To quote this brother, Connor: “This will be one [...]

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From Chris’s GoFund Me Page

 

I am very sad to announce that as of Sunday, October 20th 1:10am, Chris has passed away. He was in full remission of the AML, but soon after a lung infection started, which was followed by blood poisoning.

To quote this brother, Connor:

“This will be one of the hardest things I’ll ever have to write. Today, at 1:10am, my older brother Christopher passed away. For the past month, he fought like a bastard against blood viruses and lung infections and all manner of health problems. He was with family and friends when he passed. He was 25.

There’s little I can say now that people don’t know about him. He fought viciously and beat leukemia. He waited until I was home from New York, of that I have no doubt. He stayed positive throughout the toughest fights. He was a Lynch, and stayed strong until the final hour.

Not a single person can dispute his fighting spirit and indomitable will. He will always and forever be a hero to me, and not a day will go by that I won’t miss him or love him.

Christopher Joseph Lynch
10/12/1989 – 10/20/2014″

We sincerely thank each and every person who put the Lynch family in their thoughts and prayers during this very sad time.

We will post details on the arrangements once we know more.

 

Just wanted to mention this real quick. Really sad news that Chris Lynch passed away on Sunday Night. We were lucky enough to get to meet Chris before he went in for his bone marrow transplant in March. We got to hang out for him for a couple hours at BSS World Headquarters and everything his brother wrote about him was dead on. Despite the fact he was dealt a shitty hand he was determined to battle as hard and as long as he could. Chris was me, you, everybody who reads the Stool.  Bottomline is stories like these just show why life is too short and too fragile to take so seriously. You just try to live it to the fullest each day and that’s exactly what Chris did. It was honestly an honor getting to meet him. Hopefully he’s in a better place now.

If you want to make a donation in his name there is a go fund me link set up. RIP.

By elpresidente posted October 21st, 2014 at 6:19 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day – Cara from UCONN – Barstool Blackout Returns to Hartford and Worcester This Weekend!

  Introducing Cara from UCONN. It must be Blackout week in Hartford because the smokes keep coming out of the woodwork from Storrs.   Know any smokes who deserve free tickets to Hartford or Worcester this weekend? Email them to tips@barstoolsports.com   10/24 – Worcester – Palladium (BUY NOW) 10/25 – Hartford – Webster Theater (BUY NOW) [...]

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Introducing Cara from UCONN. It must be Blackout week in Hartford because the smokes keep coming out of the woodwork from Storrs.

 

Know any smokes who deserve free tickets to Hartford or Worcester this weekend? Email them to tips@barstoolsports.com

 

10/24 – Worcester – Palladium (BUY NOW)

10/25 – Hartford – Webster Theater (BUY NOW)

 

 

 

 

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By elpresidente posted October 21st, 2014 at 5:32 PM

Dude Busted After Faking A Coma For Two Years In Order To Avoid A Court Date

    (Source) — A fraudster who pretended to be in a coma for two years was caught by police going on shopping trips and holidays with his family. Conman Alan Knight of Swansea, South Wales, faked being in a vegetative state after he scammed his next door neighbour out of £40,000. The 47-year-old tried [...]

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(Source)A fraudster who pretended to be in a coma for two years was caught by police going on shopping trips and holidays with his family. Conman Alan Knight of Swansea, South Wales, faked being in a vegetative state after he scammed his next door neighbour out of £40,000. The 47-year-old tried to beat justice by claiming he was a quadriplegic – his family said he was hooked up to oxygen and had no movement from the neck down. But a court heard he was caught out after CCTV captured him walking around Tesco and driving his car to Dorset. Knight was then hauled before Swansea Crown Court where he admitted scamming the pensioner who lived next door to him out of thousands of pounds. The fraudster had been living off benefits after claiming he had suffered a massive neck injury. The court was told how he ‘systematically’ funnelled £41,570 out of the pensioner’s bank account which he used to pay for holidays and to buy a caravan in Dorset. The father-of-three was caught on CCTV at the Severn bridge toll on the M4 as he travelled back from the south coast. He was also captured on CCTV in Tesco stores across the country after police traced the use of the family’s loyalty club card. Officers tried ‘at least twice’ to bring him to court but each time he admitted himself to hospital claiming his condition had worsened. Swansea Crown Court was told he had ‘pulled the wool’ over his GP’s eyes but he was unable to fool doctors at the hospital. While he was on ‘observations’ they spotted him eating, wiping his face and even writing.

 

 

 

 

This is on the court system, no? From what I gather, they’d set a court date then when that day rolled around he’d say “Can’t do it, I’m in a coma” and these silly Brits would just be like “Oh goodness, that sounds horrible. Well get better and we’ll reschedule.” It’s not like he was laying in bed with his eyes closed for two years, he was out doing things and when Johny Law came a calling he’d have an episode. That’s their fault. If this guy was in a hospital bed for two years actually fake sleeping then I’d take my hat off to him, but he didn’t. As a professional fake sleeper (I’m really good at it, I’ve tricked everyone from my mom trying to make me go to school as a kid to my dad trying to get me to do chores to girls in my house that I did not want there any longer) I take offense to this “faked a coma for two years” shit. No you didn’t. You faked a coma for two separate days over two years and the second the court realized Hey maybe we should see what the doctor’s say about all this ‘coma’ business you couldn’t hack it. Deserve to be thrown in jail IMO.

By feitelberg posted October 21st, 2014 at 5:10 PM

Hank Loses The Tip Of His Finger #Dronegate

    I know everybody is gonna call me a pussy.  It’s true.  Blood makes me pass out.   Always has.  Always will.    Once got fed a cookie by a nurse after giving blood because I passed out.  Just not a blood guy.

 

 

I know everybody is gonna call me a pussy.  It’s true.  Blood makes me pass out.   Always has.  Always will.    Once got fed a cookie by a nurse after giving blood because I passed out.  Just not a blood guy.

By elpresidente posted October 21st, 2014 at 4:30 PM

Boston.Com Love Letters – My Boyfriend Goes Sailing With His Ex Every Weekend

  From Boston.com Love Letters The Question Hi Meredith, my boyfriend and I have been dating for one year. He’s kind, thoughtful, and we have a lot of fun. The problem is that he is away every weekend sailing. He sails competitively and has become much more involved in this over the last six months. [...]

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From Boston.com Love Letters

The Question

Hi Meredith, my boyfriend and I have been dating for one year. He’s kind, thoughtful, and we have a lot of fun. The problem is that he is away every weekend sailing. He sails competitively and has become much more involved in this over the last six months. This is taking a toll on our relationship. I have expressed an interest in joining him and learning but he has not responded positively.

Another issue is that a member of his sailing team is his ex-girlfriend. I’m very uncomfortable with the fact that he chooses to spend every weekend with this group that includes her, leaving very little time for us to spend together. I love that he has a hobby that he is passionate about (I have my own interests and I make plans on the weekends too), but I feel that he needs to pay more attention to our relationship. He is unwilling to make plans with me just in case some sailing event is organized that he might want to attend. Am I being unreasonable?

– Feeling Neglected, Beverly

 

Meredith Hoss Goldstein’s Answer

A:You’re not being unreasonable. You’ve supported his hobby and you want him to be happy, but there has to be something left for you when he gets off the boat. The ex-girlfriend isn’t as scary as his lack of interest in managing his schedule.

Ask him how this is supposed to work and keep the question open-ended. Think about whether you can live with his answer. If not, you may disembark.
Readers? How do you deal with a partner’s hobby? Should he let her into his sailing world? What about the ex?

– Meredith

 

Wait a minute? Did Hoss just say this chick shouldn’t worry about the fact that he goes sailing with his ex-girlfriend every weekend? Umm what? That’s the ENTIRE story here. Maybe the worst advice Hoss has ever given anybody about anything.

 

El Pres Answer

Dear Feeling Neglected,

Umm newflash your boyfriend is fucking his ex every single weekend. That’s why he doesn’t want you to come. Because he’s below deck just going hammertime on this broad. I mean it’s one thing to go golfing with your fat overweight buddies every weekend and it’s another to go sailing with your ex. It’s probably fucking yacht week every weekend for this dude and I wouldn’t even say he’s lying to you either. If I was hanging out with my ex girlfriend every weekend I’d assume the First Lady would know we’re smashing. How could you not? You don’t hang out with your ex near water and not fuck. Hell you don’t hang out with your ex on the mainland and not fuck. But boats and hos is like rule #1 of life. So honestly I don’t even have any good advice for you. I guess wake up?

 

 

By elpresidente posted October 21st, 2014 at 3:41 PM

DraftKings Has $75,000 On The Line In Tonight’s NHL Light The Lamp Contest

      Sign Up Here   Contest Details: -$75K Light the Lamp Fantasy Hockey Contest -$75,000 in total prizes, $10,000 to first place -$27 entry fee, 3150 total entries -Top 630 fantasy scores are paid out Sign Up Here

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Contest Details:
-$75K Light the Lamp Fantasy Hockey Contest
-$75,000 in total prizes, $10,000 to first place
-$27 entry fee, 3150 total entries
-Top 630 fantasy scores are paid out
By feitelberg posted October 21st, 2014 at 2:55 PM

A Bunch Of Reddit Dudes Jerked Off To A Guy’s Ass Crack Because They Thought It Was A Woman’s Cleavage

Butt/Cleavage         Notes to uploader           Full Pic           The weird thing in this whole situation isn’t getting tricked into jerking off to a dude’s hairy ass, it’s being able to just get turned on by dimly lit “cleavage” to begin with. Who the [...]

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The weird thing in this whole situation isn’t getting tricked into jerking off to a dude’s hairy ass, it’s being able to just get turned on by dimly lit “cleavage” to begin with. Who the fuck could get horny looking at that top pic? As far as internet nudity goes, that picture is the equivalent to holding hands. It elicits no sexual response and is more of a “why are you wasting my time with this?” situation. We live in the 21st century where you can find whatever blows your hair back and you’re gonna spend the night jerking off to a zoomed in pic of some maybe breasts? We’re a generation that can’t get off to Victoria’s Secret magazines, or any magazines for that matter, so if you’re such a degenerate that pic makes you cum then you deserve to get duped.

 

 

PS – If this was me it wouldn’t phase me in the least. Is that weird? If I did jerk off to that pic then the girl said “Ha! It was actually my husband’s ass” I’d just be like “Oh, ok” and carry on with my day. Wouldn’t phase me for a single second.

By feitelberg posted October 21st, 2014 at 2:19 PM

Anybody Who Thinks The Royals Are Going To Win the World Series Is A Moron

  I feel like everybody I talk to is picking the Royals to win the World Series. DUMB. There is no chance the Giants don’t win this thing. No chance. Why? Because the Giants are motherfuckers that’s why. This is a championship baseball team. They have championship pedigree. They find ways to win close games. [...]

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I feel like everybody I talk to is picking the Royals to win the World Series. DUMB. There is no chance the Giants don’t win this thing. No chance. Why? Because the Giants are motherfuckers that’s why. This is a championship baseball team. They have championship pedigree. They find ways to win close games. They get the big hit when they need it. When they have an opportunity they take it. Not to mention the fact they have the only true lockdown pitcher in the series. Bumgarner vs. Big Game James is like starting the series 1-0 for SF. Yeah I know how good the Royals pen is, but I’m telling you the Giants just don’t lose. Ned Yost is also bound to cost the Royals at least 1 game this series. I just feel like people picking the Royals don’t understand baseball. Momentum doesn’t carry over from series to series. Ask the 07 Rockies about that. The Giants have proven themselves on the big stage time and time again. Don’t get me wrong I like KC and think it’s great story, but I have a brain. I have no idea how long this series goes but there is just no way SF doesn’t win in the end.

 

MORTAL LOCK – SF GIANTS

By elpresidente posted October 21st, 2014 at 1:40 PM
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