This New Nike Lebron Ad Has Officially Made Me Hate The Entire City of Cleveland

    First things first.  Let’s forget the fact that I was 1,000 percent right about why Bron Bron went back to Cleveland.  That it has nothing to do with his love of the city and everything to do with him recaputuring the spotlight and making himself the center of attention again.  It gave ESPN [...]

 

 

First things first.  Let’s forget the fact that I was 1,000 percent right about why Bron Bron went back to Cleveland.  That it has nothing to do with his love of the city and everything to do with him recaputuring the spotlight and making himself the center of attention again.  It gave ESPN a reason to do Lebron Sportscenter 24/7.   It gave Nike a reason to make these vomit inducing commercials.   It’s all about Bron Bron redefining the narrative of his career and making himself into Jesus Christ.   I’m not even exaggerating either.   He’s positioning himself as the Savior of Cleveland.   Who cares if he’s the guy who burnt the city to the ground in the first place?  But none of that is the point of this blog.

Instead I need to make an official statement.  Lebron has now made me DESPISE the entire city of Cleveland.   I don’t even know how that’s possible.  Like how do you hate such a pathetic city?   A city that never wins at anything and is a universal laughing stock?  How do you hate a city like that?  Well the answer is by letting Lebron waltz into this city that he broke and then watching these peons hoist him up on their shoulders again.  Have some spine.  Have some backbone.  Have some dignity.   It’s disgusting to watch.   If you can’t respect yourself than neither can I.  All this Bron Bron Cleveland lovefest shit makes me want to puke.    It makes my blood boil.   It makes me despise everybody in that pathetic wretched city.   The Cavs are now my least favorite team in the NBA.  I hate the Browns.  I hate the Indians.  I think I may even hate Johnny Football.   That’s how bad it’s gotten. I’m glad the city is bankrupt.   I am actively rooting against them not only in sports but in life.   Lebron did this to you.  He’s made a mockery of you yet again and you don’t even realize it.

By elpresidente posted October 30th, 2014 at 1:07 PM

This Ebola Nurse Breaking Quarantine On A Bike Ride Is Hysterical

    (Source) — Sometimes you just gotta ride. A Maine nurse defied orders from the state that she remain in her home under quarantine over Ebola fears when she took a bike ride with her boyfriend on Thursday morning. Kaci Hickox, 33, who recently returned to the U.S. after treating Ebola patients in west [...]

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(Source) — Sometimes you just gotta ride. A Maine nurse defied orders from the state that she remain in her home under quarantine over Ebola fears when she took a bike ride with her boyfriend on Thursday morning. Kaci Hickox, 33, who recently returned to the U.S. after treating Ebola patients in west Africa, has come under fire from the state of Maine after refusing to comply with a voluntary in-home quarantine. Hickox has repeatedly said she will not abide by the state’s requests that she remain quarantined in her home for 21 days and made that intention quite clear by leaving her home on Thursday — on a bicycle.

 

 

 

Look I hate this lady. If the state tells you to hang out in the house for a few weeks so you don’t turn everyone’s guts into liquid then just fucking do it. I know you think all the proper precautions have been taken and you’re symptom free, but that NYC doctor thought the same thing before he rode the subway all over the city like a movie villain trying to spread the plague. Turns out he was wrong. So just shut up and watch some Netflix on the couch, it’s really not that hard. But, even hating this lady, I can admit this is hysterical. Breaking out of fake jail on a Huffy, blowing past all the news crews and police yelling “TRY AND STOP ME, COPPERS!” like an old timey movie villain is hilarious. I’m picturing a line of cops chasing her all over the place, like OJ or ET as she pedals around with her intestines leaking out of her ass. Sure I think this lady should have been shot when she walked out of the house, but I can still admit this is a ridiculous and hysterical scene.

By feitelberg posted October 30th, 2014 at 12:13 PM

Breaking News: Tom Menino Dead At Age 71

    Love him or hate him you can’t deny his impact on Boston.    He was truly 1 of a kind.   A Boston original.  The bumbling stumbling longest serving Mayor in the history of the city. Nobody has accomplished more with less than Menino.  He couldn’t talk, barely could walk and yet he [...]

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Love him or hate him you can’t deny his impact on Boston.    He was truly 1 of a kind.   A Boston original.  The bumbling stumbling longest serving Mayor in the history of the city. Nobody has accomplished more with less than Menino.  He couldn’t talk, barely could walk and yet he ran this city with an iron fist for decades.  So many funny, insane, surreal moments they are almost too many to count.   His legacy will live on forever.   RIP.

Cue his greatest hits….

 

By elpresidente posted October 30th, 2014 at 11:40 AM

World’s Dumbest Tailgate FSU Vs. Notre Dame. (This Weekend We’re At Ohio State)

As a reminder The Dumbest Gameday Show on Earth is back on the road this weekend sponsored by Dumb and Dumber To. The folks at Dumb and Dumber To asked us to hit up Ohio State this weekend and check out the tailgate scene so me, Big Cat, Hank and his drone will be in [...]

As a reminder The Dumbest Gameday Show on Earth is back on the road this weekend sponsored by Dumb and Dumber To. The folks at Dumb and Dumber To asked us to hit up Ohio State this weekend and check out the tailgate scene so me, Big Cat, Hank and his drone will be in Columbus for Ohio State vs. Illinois. So for all you Buckeyes it’s time to step up and show a couple other Big 10 alumni what you got. We want to know all your school traditions. Best pizza, Jumping in Mirror Lake, losing to Michigan etc. We want to be Buckeyes for the day. And for the actual Gameday show we’re shooting Friday afternoon around 4pm so we can have the thing ready to be posted at 11am on Saturday. So if you’re in town come start your Halloween festivities with us. The sluttier the Halloween costume on chicks the better. We’ll be at 219 E 17th Ave in Columbus. Look for the two guys dressed in Harry and Lloyd tuxedos.  And follow @barstoolgameday for all the pictures and news and where we’ll be at OSU.

PS – We’re still deciding where to shoot our Gameday show at ASU so if you want us to come to your frat, pool or house party send paul an email at paul@barstoolsports.com

By elpresidente posted October 30th, 2014 at 11:10 AM

If You Think Alex Gordon Should Have Been Waved Home You’re Wrong

          Obviously this is the play everyone is talking about, Gordon being held at third in the 9th. Feel like everyone on Twitter is saying you have to wave him there and take your chances. Problem is you’re not “taking your chances,” you’re forfeiting the game. Gordon is out by a [...]

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Obviously this is the play everyone is talking about, Gordon being held at third in the 9th. Feel like everyone on Twitter is saying you have to wave him there and take your chances. Problem is you’re not “taking your chances,” you’re forfeiting the game. Gordon is out by a MILE. It’s not close. Crawford could roll that ball to home and get Gordon, he’s mid-wind up and Gordon is just touching third. Posey could have taken off his equipment and had his first celebratory glass of Pinot Grigio (doesn’t look like a beer drinker) before he had to slap the tag on him. I know that Bumgarner was dominant but there’s still a better chance of him having a heart attack mid-pitch and throwing it into the stands than Gordon scoring on this play. In hindsight I guess I’d say to send him because a play at the plate is a more exciting way to end the World Series than a foul out but Gordon is going to be out on this play. That’s not opinion, it’s fact.

By feitelberg posted October 30th, 2014 at 10:44 AM

Maybe The Most Insane School Administrator Story Of All Time – NY Defending Class AA State Champs Forced To Forfeit Playoff Game Because Of Ineligible Player

  ROCHESTER, N.Y. — The New York State Public High School Athletic Association announced on Tuesday that Aquinas Institute’s football team must forfeit its playoff win from this past weekend for using an ineligible player. This decision by the Section V Executive Committee came as a devastating blow for the defending Class AA State Champions. [...]

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ROCHESTER, N.Y.The New York State Public High School Athletic Association announced on Tuesday that Aquinas Institute’s football team must forfeit its playoff win from this past weekend for using an ineligible player. This decision by the Section V Executive Committee came as a devastating blow for the defending Class AA State Champions. Pittsford will move on, despite losing to Aquinas 37-20. “I’m very disappointed in the decision today because it hurts 50 kids,” said Aquinas head football coach Chris Battaglia. “I don’t think anybody in this room can imagine what it was like to tell our kids that the season is over. It was probably the most difficult thing I’ve done since my mother’s death.” This all stems from a rule, called the representation rule, which states a player must be an eligible participant in at least three regular season games in order to take part in the playoffs. The committee said Lil’ Irish star quarterback Jake Zembiec only suited up for two games after he broke his wrist in the 2nd game of the season. Officials said if he had just gotten a waiver, this would have never happened. This is where Aquinas Institute Athletic Director Anthony Bianchi said there was a breakdown in communication. Section V Executive Director Ed Stores said the rule is meant to keep students from transferring from a school with a losing team to a school with a winning team. “When you get a he said-she said situation, the best you can do is look at the facts in front of you and the facts are nobody applied for a waiver,” Stores said. “The kid was ineligible.”Although the state’s decision is final, athletic officials said they are looking into pursuing legal action.

You know how young and naïve I am? I assumed when I started reading this story that it was going to be about a kid who was too old to be in high school or something. Or maybe somebody who flunked all his classes but kept playing. Nope it’s just the starting QB who broke his wrist in the 2nd game of the season and got healthy in time for the playoffs. Umm what fucking planet am I on? Like there is lots of he said she said in this article about whether the school should have gotten the waiver blah, blah, blah. WHO FUCKING CARES? It’s irrelevant. It’s a non factor whether the paperwork was filed or not. What are we event talking about? How about Ed Stores uses his pea sized brain for one second and overrules the decision. This isn’t what the rule was intended for. It’s just basic common sense that you let this team play. If this guy is too stupid to realize that then I hope he gets thrown in jail and is given the death penalty. Anybody that dumb doesn’t deserve to live. School administrators just doing school administrator life. Acting like robots and throwing all common sense out the window and answering to nobody. DEATH PENALTY. Need it.

By elpresidente posted October 30th, 2014 at 10:07 AM

Somehow The Chevy Assistant To the Regional Zone Manager Stole The Show at the World Series Last Night

  Who is this guy and where did he come from?   I mean yeah Bumgarner was great, but I knew he’d be great going in.  That part didn’t surprise me.   But I’d never heard of Rick Wilde before tonight and he just walked right up like he owned the joint.    He grabbed me by [...]

 

Who is this guy and where did he come from?   I mean yeah Bumgarner was great, but I knew he’d be great going in.  That part didn’t surprise me.   But I’d never heard of Rick Wilde before tonight and he just walked right up like he owned the joint.    He grabbed me by the throat and never let go.  Guy was electric.   A Chris Farley skit come to life.  Just sweating all over the place.  Nervous as fuck.  Reading and re-reading his cue cards.  Saying the “truck had great technology and stuff”.   Just so over his head it wasn’t even funny and that’s what it made it hilarious.   One of the best big stage cameos of all time.  Rick Wilde so hot right now.  Rick Wilde.

By elpresidente posted October 30th, 2014 at 9:30 AM

Barstool Instagram Halloween Contest – Alice

  Everyday on the Barstool Sports Instagram we are going to be counting down the hottest girls in the hottest costumes all the way through Halloween weekend. The girl we feature from now until November 2nd at 6PM who has the most likes will win $100 $500 cash and be crowned “Barstool Sports Hottest Costume of [...]

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Everyday on the Barstool Sports Instagram we are going to be counting down the hottest girls in the hottest costumes all the way through Halloween weekend. The girl we feature from now until November 2nd at 6PM who has the most likes will win $100 $500 cash and be crowned “Barstool Sports Hottest Costume of 2014″

Follow the Barstool Instagram and DM us any nominations @Barstool_Sports

By elpresidente posted October 29th, 2014 at 9:00 PM
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