Bergeron’s NHL 15 Poem And Marchand’s NHL 15 Karaoke Song Are Fiiiiiirrrrrreeeeeee

        What was that? I don’t know! I have no idea! But if I close my eyes I’m not sure if it’s Bergeron or Def Jam Slam Poetry up there. Can’t tell if it’s Nose Face Killah on stage or Bob Dylan. It’s all so deep, so emotional. The words speak to [...]

 

 

 

 

What was that? I don’t know! I have no idea! But if I close my eyes I’m not sure if it’s Bergeron or Def Jam Slam Poetry up there. Can’t tell if it’s Nose Face Killah on stage or Bob Dylan. It’s all so deep, so emotional. The words speak to me in a way I didn’t know possible. So no, I don’t know what the fuck is going on in those commercials. No one does, but they’re provocative and got me going.

 

 

Rate who’s better, 1 for Bergy and 10 for Nose Face. I’m going 5 because they’re both flawless

 

1 Stars2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars6 Stars7 Stars8 Stars9 Stars10 Stars (315 votes, average: 5.08 out of 10)
Loading ... Loading ...

 

 

 

 

h/t @PeteBlackbrun

By feitelberg posted August 29th, 2014 at 1:05 PM

Here Is A Clip Of Nick Saban Getting Pancake Blocked In High School

      You want to know how crazy Alabama people are?  Well they have somehow managed to dig up footage of every single key play in Nick Saban’s 1968 High School career for people to watch.    Every single play.  Like Alabama barely has running water and electricity.   Yet somehow they were able [...]

sabankilled

 

 

 

You want to know how crazy Alabama people are?  Well they have somehow managed to dig up footage of every single key play in Nick Saban’s 1968 High School career for people to watch.    Every single play.  Like Alabama barely has running water and electricity.   Yet somehow they were able to dig all this footage up?  Remarkable really.   I swear if you told Bama fans they had to make the Red Sea part like Moses to watch the Tide play football they’d somehow do it.  Sure they can’t do anything else, but when it comes to Alabama football nothing is impossible.

 

 

By elpresidente posted August 29th, 2014 at 12:31 PM

Everybody Is Freaking Out About Obama’s Tan Suit That He Wore To Talk About ISIS…And Then Desmond Howard Happened

    I think we can all agree I’m the fashion expert at Barstool Sports. That’s why I’m the guy with the big fat Miltons contract. So let me be the first to say I don’t know what the big hubbub is about here. It’s not Labor Day yet. You can still get away with [...]

1409269417976_wps_6_President_Barack_Obama_ad 1409269445531_wps_7_President_Barack_Obama_ad 1409269459254_wps_8_President_Barack_Obama_ad 1409269511263_wps_12_epa04373200_US_President_

 

 

I think we can all agree I’m the fashion expert at Barstool Sports. That’s why I’m the guy with the big fat Miltons contract. So let me be the first to say I don’t know what the big hubbub is about here. It’s not Labor Day yet. You can still get away with a tan suit. Yeah I know he was talking about terrorists and shit, but fashion waits for no man. If I was President I’d have a new suit for every single press conference. Non stop suits. I’d light the fashion world on fire with them. Now having said that I don’t think this is the best suit of all time. Kind of drab and he didn’t really own it. If you’re gonna wear a light suit you got to let your nuts hang all over the place so people don’t question you. You got to own it. You got to let people know this is your house.

 

Take Notes Obama. If you entered the press conference in your tan suit like this ISIS would probably walk themselves into jail.

 

 

 

Update – Hey Desmond stop embarrassing Michigan. I just puked my intestines out.

 

BwNtR0BCIAAY5UT

 

 

 

Show em how to do it Liberace!  I mean Hank!

 

BqILL4DCQAEf67y

By elpresidente posted August 29th, 2014 at 11:11 AM

Kendall Jenner is now going by just “Kendall”

    SOURCE – Looks like the reality-TV star & model, Kendall Jenner, no longer wants to be called by her famous last name! The 18-year-old stunner, who’s part of the Kardashian-Jenner clan is trying to distance herself from the family and instead make a name for herself. Kendall has been spotted in countless runway [...]

kendall

 

 

SOURCE – Looks like the reality-TV star & model, Kendall Jenner, no longer wants to be called by her famous last name! The 18-year-old stunner, who’s part of the Kardashian-Jenner clan is trying to distance herself from the family and instead make a name for herself. Kendall has been spotted in countless runway shows, print ads, and digital ads over the past year and continues to show her stripes in the modeling world. Only time will tell if like Madonna, ‘Kendall’ sticks, but we’re happy to see the rising star continue to make waves in the fashion industry without her famous family.

 

Quick, somebody check on Lo Duca! You don’t just drop the last name Jenner! Bruce Jenner was on a freaking Wheaties box, man! Kendall Jenner may not deserve to be associated with that legacy of greatness, but you sure as hell don’t disrespect it by burying it.

As for the whole “make a name for herself” bit, just shut the fuck up. You’ve been associated with the Kardashian/Jenner clan for years now. Everybody knows who you are and everybody knows why you’re famous. You’re not Nic Cage refusing to go by his real last name (Coppola) so he could create his own legacy, you just want to be one of the rare one-namers. It won’t work because you need something a little more unique in the fashion world (i.e.: Hansel, Gisele, Iman, Mugatu), but if you wanna go for it, that’s fine. The only thing I’m saying is don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s raining (jk Kendall can piss wherever she wants to on me).

By ericpops posted August 29th, 2014 at 10:36 AM

This Is the Most Aggressive Parental Bumper Sticker Ever

    How about the Parihar family?  Just letting their nuts hang like you read about.

crazyparent

 

 

How about the Parihar family?  Just letting their nuts hang like you read about.

By elpresidente posted August 29th, 2014 at 10:05 AM

Rob Ford Coached Football and Made His Players Roll Around in Goose Shit

  TORONTO — Newly released documents say Toronto Mayor Rob Ford once made players on a high school football team roll in goose droppings. The scandal-plagued mayor was fired last year from a side-job as a volunteer coach at Don Bosco high school after he made disparaging remarks to a TV network about parents and [...]

 

TORONTONewly released documents say Toronto Mayor Rob Ford once made players on a high school football team roll in goose droppings. The scandal-plagued mayor was fired last year from a side-job as a volunteer coach at Don Bosco high school after he made disparaging remarks to a TV network about parents and their children. The documents from Toronto’s Catholic School Board come as Ford seeks re-election Oct. 27. His brother and campaign manager, Doug Ford, called the documents “fictitious rumors and allegations.” The documents also say he showed up intoxicated for practice just before a city championship two years ago.

What is this, the Pussification of Canadia now?  What kind of mealy-mouthed, Participation Trophy, coddled little sissy bullshit is this?  You don’t sign on to have your son coached by Rob Ford unless you’re on board with the program.  Rob Ford takes boys and makes them into men.  If you survive Rob Ford training camp, you will be a weapon.  You will be an instrument of death praying for war.  But until that day you are pukes.  You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!  And if the price you pay to stop being little Sallys is to roll in goose shit?  Well then by God you roll in the goose shit, and take it like a man.  You don’t go running home to your Canuck parents whining about how shabbily he’s treating you.  And I’m sorry, did they say he showed up drunk for practice?  As in once?  One time?  Two years ago?  And they’re still bellyaching about it?  Hell, he deserves the Nobel Prize in Coaching just for all the times he put up with these little punks without booze in him.  I’ve been in youth football for 11 years and if I ever drew a sober breath I can’t remember it.

Football

I’m glad they fired Coach Ford.  The Don Bosco program doesn’t deserve to be led by a man as great as him.  @JerryThornton1

By Jerry Thornton posted August 29th, 2014 at 9:30 AM

Barstool Sports Instagram of the Day – #BarstoolBuns

Follow the Barstool Instagram and DM us nominations @Barstool_Sports

Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 4.50.20 PM

Follow the Barstool Instagram and DM us nominations @Barstool_Sports

By elpresidente posted August 28th, 2014 at 9:00 PM

Its Time To Go Back To School And Barstool Sports Wants You!!

  We are looking for a new batch of Viceroys for the Fall. We want the best of the best at every freaking campus in the country gathering viral party pictures and videos from tailgates, socials, day drinks, etc. We want guys or girls who like to party, know the campus inside and out, like [...]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By elpresidente posted August 28th, 2014 at 6:45 PM
© 2014 Barstool Sports | Disclaimer | Copyright | Privacy Policy | Media Kit