Of Course Peyton Manning Wears Shirts Into the Pool….Of Course He Does

Peyton Manning — T-Shirts in the Pool … Ain’t Just for Fat Guys!: Peyton Manning has not… http://t.co/LbRJdLtYbo pic.twitter.com/rnCyd3QcE1 — TY CURRENT NEWS (@tycurrentnews) March 4, 2015   Honestly I would have been surprised if he didn’t wear a shirt into the pool. That’s what squids do. They wear shirts into the water.  Also how [...]

 

Honestly I would have been surprised if he didn’t wear a shirt into the pool. That’s what squids do. They wear shirts into the water.  Also how much sunscreen do you think he has on?  Probably like 6 bottles of the ultra white kind that you can’t even rub in.  Live a little bro.  Tan your pasty white ass.  On the flip side I bet Brady doesn’t even wear trunks. Probably just wears his 4 Superbowl rings in and lets his dick slang all over the place with chicks passing out in their lounge chairs.

By elpresidente posted March 4th, 2015 at 11:40 AM

Independence Day 2 Has Officially Been Green Lighted Without Will Smith And No Thank You

Dumbest thing I've ever hear.

 

 

(Source)Roland Emmerich, director of the original Independence Day and student of the Michael Bay School For Blowing Up The World, took to Twitter today to announce the newest cast additions for the sequel to the OG summer blockbuster. Jeff Goldblum will be returning as David Levinson, the tech-savvy nerd-hero who defeated a highly evolved alien race with a first generation Macintosh laptop. Joining him is Hunger Games heartthrob and passable action star Liam Hemsworth. No word if the ghost of Randy Quaid will be returning. Today’s biggest announcement came in the form of a replacement for Captain Steven Hiller aka Will Smith, since Mr. Fourth of July made it clear he wants nothing to do with suiting up for the sequel. Jessie Usher, star of the Lebron James-produced Survivor’s Remorse series, will play the now grown-up son of Smith’s original character, and, in all likelihood, humanity’s newest savior.

Independence Day 2 is slated to hit theaters on June 24th, 2016.

 

 

 

So we’re making a sequel to Independence Day without Will Smith? Dumbest thing I’ve ever hear. Literally, dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I wouldn’t go see that movie if you paid me a trillion dollars. ID4 without Will yelling WELCOME TO EARF at extraterrestrials? Has President Whitmore also been assassinated in the middle of the most rousing speech in history? Just so fucking dumb making a sequel without the best part. Let’s do Braveheart 2 but no William Wallace. Gladiator 2 but no Maximus. Battleship 2 without Alex Hopper. Stop being fucking dumb, Hollywood. If you’re gonna make a sequel, have it include the money maker. If you can’t manage that, then put your heads together for 10 minutes and come up with an original idea. I know that’s not your strong suit, but give it a whirl one time.

 

 

 

PS – I may have exaggerated when I said you couldn’t pay me a trillion dollars because you could pay me negative 15 dollars and I’m gonna see this. Need to know what happens with Dennis Quaid’s character.

By feitelberg posted March 4th, 2015 at 11:10 AM

After Watching This Karaoke Performance I Think I’m Infatuated With Erik Spoelstra’s Girlfriend Nikki Sapp

        I have a question.  Does the fact that Erik Spoelstra is dating Nikki Sapp make him cool?  I think it does right?   Like I think you got to be kind of cool to be dating somebody that fucking hot. Actually nevermind. This is cool.  Rileys.         Also [...]

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I have a question.  Does the fact that Erik Spoelstra is dating Nikki Sapp make him cool?  I think it does right?   Like I think you got to be kind of cool to be dating somebody that fucking hot. Actually nevermind. This is cool.  Rileys.

 

 

 

 

Also literally 0.0% chance Pat Riley didn’t declare Prima Nocte with Nikki Sapp.  That’s what makes him king.   And then she probably kept fucking him just because she wanted to.   Poor Spoelstra probably has to sit in a chair and watch all cuckholded and shit.

By elpresidente posted March 4th, 2015 at 10:38 AM

Cool Video Recapping The Past Month Of Non Stop Snow In Boston

    I’m still not convinced it’s not Armageddon.   I mean every fucking night it’s 2-4 inches and that doesn’t even count as snow anymore.   If we don’t get a foot I don’t even give it the time of day.   PS – As a sidenote and I know this makes no sense [...]

 

 

I’m still not convinced it’s not Armageddon.   I mean every fucking night it’s 2-4 inches and that doesn’t even count as snow anymore.   If we don’t get a foot I don’t even give it the time of day.

 

PS – As a sidenote and I know this makes no sense and kind of shows how demented I am, but I take pride in how much snow we’ve gotten.  Makes me feel like a tough New Englander.   Like I was in NYC yesterday for our dog show and a couple people asked me about how much snow we have and I was just like “Bro you don’t even want to know….you couldn’t handle it….Belichick”

By elpresidente posted March 4th, 2015 at 10:08 AM

David Vs. Goliath Knockout

    This video blows up everything that Big Cat believes in life. He is convinced because he’s fat that nobody under 2 bills can beat him up or knock him out. Like whenever we’ve gotten in any sort of fight debate from Floyd Mayweather to Ronda Rousey he’s always like “how much do they [...]

 

 

This video blows up everything that Big Cat believes in life. He is convinced because he’s fat that nobody under 2 bills can beat him up or knock him out. Like whenever we’ve gotten in any sort of fight debate from Floyd Mayweather to Ronda Rousey he’s always like “how much do they weight?” I’d just sit on them. I’m too big. Do you understand how fat I am blah, blah, blah. This is what he doesn’t get. I don’t care how fat you are if a professional catches you on the chin you’re going down. Big tree fall hard.

By elpresidente posted March 4th, 2015 at 9:30 AM

ESPN Cleveland Analyst Tweets A “Boston Massacre” Joke About Celtics Vs. Cavs And People Are None Too Pleased

C'mon guys. Are we getting this sensitive?

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C’mon guys. Are we getting this sensitive? Harmless jokes about historical events that happened like 250 years ago are now gonna spur us into a Twitter frenzy? Relax. I understand the immediate connection to the marathon, but it clearly wasn’t that. The Boston Massacre is a thing that happened. It most certainly happened long enough ago to make bad jokes about it now. This isn’t even one of those “yeah maybe I wouldn’t have said it…” situations, this is straight up if you’re offended by this then you are trying WAY too hard to be offended. I have no idea who this but there’s really no reason to attack him about this at all. If you think a “Boston Massacre” reference is a reference to the marathon bombing then maybe crack open a history book. If he’d actually made a joke about the marathon then I’d be the first to put his head on a spike, but this is nothing. It really is.

 

 

PS – Losing by 31 is a massacre.

By feitelberg posted March 3rd, 2015 at 9:43 PM

All The Stars Are Out For Kentucky at Georgia Tonight

    How fast do you think Rex is scrambling the snowmobiles from Buffalo to haul ass to Georgia right now?    That’s how in his head Belichick is.  Whatever Belichick is doing or wherever he is that’s where Rex feels like he needs to be.

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How fast do you think Rex is scrambling the snowmobiles from Buffalo to haul ass to Georgia right now?    That’s how in his head Belichick is.  Whatever Belichick is doing or wherever he is that’s where Rex feels like he needs to be.

By elpresidente posted March 3rd, 2015 at 8:46 PM

Barstool Rundown – March 3

Rundown Podcast Topics 1. Aaron Hernandez Shot His Florida Friend In The Face Because He Didn’t Want To Split A Bar Tab 2. Robert Flores Vs Swaggy P Round 3 3. Jealous Chick Tries To Humiliate The President of Butler University’s Daughter By Sending Out Her Nudes…She Creates A Blog and Releases Them Herself 4. How Much Money Did [...]

Rundown

Podcast

Topics
1. Aaron Hernandez Shot His Florida Friend In The Face Because He Didn’t Want To Split A Bar Tab
2. Robert Flores Vs Swaggy P Round 3
3. Jealous Chick Tries To Humiliate The President of Butler University’s Daughter By Sending Out Her Nudes…She Creates A Blog and Releases Them Herself
4. How Much Money Did Brent Musberger Lose On Oklahoma +6 Last Night?
5. Just A Romantic Homeless Threesome Getting Their Fuck On At The Harvard Square T Stop (Safe For Work)

By milmore posted March 3rd, 2015 at 6:45 PM
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