Michael Phelps Girlfriend Reveals That She Was Born A Man, Whoops!

I'm guessing Michael will want to stay in rehab a little longer

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(Source) Before he checked into rehab in September, Michael Phelps was having a steamy affair with much older blonde, Taylor Lianne Chandler. But the most shocking aspect of their relationship wasn’t the 12-year age difference. RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal that Chandler, 41, was actually born a man! Chandler, born David Roy Fitch, tells Radar in an exclusive interview that she was an intersex baby.

 “I was born with male genitalia with no testicles, but I also have a uterus and no ovaries,” she explains. As a teen, Chandler decided to change her name to Paige Victoria Whitney, and later underwent surgery to become the woman she always dreamed of being. However, the busty stunner admits to Radar that she never told her gold-medal Olympian lover, 29, about her gender-bending past— even after their hot hookup sessions.

Chandler says the couple met on Tinder in August, and later met up at ladies man Phelps’ Baltimore home to watch the Ravens football game on September 21. “One thing led to the next, and we made love during halftime,” she says. “Later, we had sex again. The intimacy with him was amazing! It was the first time in my life that someone has made me feel like a true woman.” After party boy Phelps was arrested for drunk driving and entered treatment in October, Chandler says she spilled all about her complicated past in an email. Phelps has yet to respond.

“I never lied to him,” Chandler insists. “We were together for such a short period of time, I never had a chance to tell him about my life.” Though Phelps is expected to complete treatment this week, Chandler isn’t sure their relationship will continue.

 

 

 

TOUGH couple months for Michael Phelps. First another DUI, then rehab, now he finds out he’s been fucking a tranny. And that right there is the problem. People can forget the pot smoking, or the DUI or whatever else you messed up in your life but people NEVER forget the time you dated a dude by accident and had wild sex during an NFL game with him/her. Win a million gold medals but you fuck one post op tranny and you’re a tranny fucker for life, unfortunately that’s just reality. But hey, at least the sex was amazing right? He’s got that going for him. Maybe no one will tell him about this in rehab.

 

 

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“I never lied to him,” Chandler insists. “We were together for such a short period of time, I never had a chance to tell him about my life.”

 

Yeah Michael, she never technically lied, she just forgot to tell you that her name was David when you were balls deep during a Ravens game. Simple misunderstanding there. Happens to the best of us/no one ever.

 

 

By feitelberg posted November 19th, 2014 at 6:19 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day – Nathalie from Brookline

  Introducing Nathalie from Brookline. Blonde or brunette it really doesn’t matter. Nathalie is just oozing hotness all over this Wednesday afternoon. Lets close out the week strong. Send nominations to tips@barstoolsports.com.    

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Introducing Nathalie from Brookline. Blonde or brunette it really doesn’t matter. Nathalie is just oozing hotness all over this Wednesday afternoon.

Lets close out the week strong. Send nominations to tips@barstoolsports.com.

 

 

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By elpresidente posted November 19th, 2014 at 5:28 PM

Blizzard Beast Mode

  Respect the hell out of this guys blizzard game.   I NEVER brush off the top of my car.  That’s not my problem.  That’s the guy behind me’s problem when it all falls off and blinds and smashes him.  Doesn’t block my view so what do I care?  As long as I have 8% visibility [...]

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Respect the hell out of this guys blizzard game.   I NEVER brush off the top of my car.  That’s not my problem.  That’s the guy behind me’s problem when it all falls off and blinds and smashes him.  Doesn’t block my view so what do I care?  As long as I have 8% visibility in the front windshield I’m good to go.

PS – It’s obviously really sad that this blizzard has claimed a couple lives but who were these people?  How do you die from snow in Buffalo?  They must have just moved to town from Florida or something.  Or maybe 8 people died in Buffalo and it happened to be snowing so they said the snow caused the deaths but they were just old to begin with?  I just don’t see snow taking people down in Buffalo.  Buffalonians have snow with breakfast.  Like scrambled eggs, bacon and a side of snow.  Bottomline is guys like this don’t die in the snow.

 

By elpresidente posted November 19th, 2014 at 4:55 PM

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Stole 5 Steaks From Wal-Mart By Putting Them On The Seat Of His Rascal And Riding Away?

SOURCE – A Wal-Mart customer weighing 350 pounds was nabbed for allegedly stealing rib-eye steaks, putting them on his scooter seat and sitting on top of them. The incident took place Tuesday afternoon at a Wal-Mart in Spartanburg, South Carolina, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. The alleged thief, 43-year-old Rodney [...]

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SOURCE – A Wal-Mart customer weighing 350 pounds was nabbed for allegedly stealing rib-eye steaks, putting them on his scooter seat and sitting on top of them. The incident took place Tuesday afternoon at a Wal-Mart in Spartanburg, South Carolina, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. The alleged thief, 43-year-old Rodney Fowler, was arrested on a first offense shoplifting charge. A loss prevention worker saw him in the store’s meat section and told police ‘she observed a white male [...] select 5 pieces of rib-eye steak and place them in the seat of a motorized handicapped scooter that he was riding around the store,’ according to the report. ‘Suspect sat on the steaks and exited the store passing all points of sale, without attempting to pay for said merchandise,’ the document said.

 
First of all, I love Rodney’s plan. How does he think he’s gonna get all those steaks out the front door? He’s gonna have Wal-Mart’s own motorized scooter roll em out for him. It may have lacked the execution of the Danny Ocean crew, but I appreciate the idea. Obvious question after he was caught, though: what did they do with the steaks? Obviously Rodney shouldn’t have been hiding a bunch of Wal-Mart rib-eyes in his asshole and setting sail for the exits in his rascal. But I imagine those steaks had been marinating in some warm, funky taint juices for quite a while by the time the cops arrived; Wal-Mart can’t just throw em back on the shelves like nothing ever happened, but it definitely seems wrong to let those wonderful cuts of meat go waste by tossing em in the trash. The way I see it, Wal-Mart should mark those steaks as having been teabagged by a 350-pound, mustachioed behemoth and see if they get any buyers on the cheap just like how a real estate agent has to disclose that the previous owner was running a meth lab in the basement. If that works it’s fantastic, but if not, Rodney should just get to keep his steaks. I’m worried that he might literally die of a broken heart if he has to watch sent out back to the trash. No mother should ever have to see their child buried, and no fat man should ever have to watch the steaks he stole thrown into a dumpster. Some pains are just too great.

By ericpops posted November 19th, 2014 at 4:22 PM

Cam Newton Says He Was Hacked Because He Had The Easiest Password Ever And I Believe Him

Yesterday       Then came the “hacked” excuse         And today, the explanation           For the first time in history I believe an “I was hacked” tale. Totally believe it. Because guess what? Tough passwords fucking suck. Everything these days needs capital letters, numbers, 10 characters, an [...]

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Then came the “hacked” excuse

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And today, the explanation

 

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For the first time in history I believe an “I was hacked” tale. Totally believe it. Because guess what? Tough passwords fucking suck. Everything these days needs capital letters, numbers, 10 characters, an exclamation point here and a tilde over an n. It’s impossible to remember that shit. The first day the DevNest came into the office they fell out of their chairs when I told them my password and asked if I care about security at all. Guess what, nerds? I kind of care about security, I care more about logging into my Twitter with ease. So I stand with Cam Newton. Fuck all these new fancy security features. Give me something that’s easy to remember and simple to type, if you crack the code then go ahead and chirp Richard Sherman. You earned it, Professor Landon.

By feitelberg posted November 19th, 2014 at 3:50 PM

Shocking Violence Erupts In Ping Pong Match

        I’m not sure who to even rip on here. The little ping pong guy? That match was a bloodbath. It had nothing to do with the ref. Final was 11-6 and judging by the last two volleys it wasn’t even that close. So you take your aggression out on the judge? [...]

 

 

 

 

I’m not sure who to even rip on here. The little ping pong guy? That match was a bloodbath. It had nothing to do with the ref. Final was 11-6 and judging by the last two volleys it wasn’t even that close. So you take your aggression out on the judge? C’mon dude, that’s just sad. And what about the judge? Bro you’re like 11 feet tall. You dominate that kid. I know it can be intimidating when a ping pong bully starts running your kitchen, but dude you’re humungous. If you’re going to jump up and be aggressive towards the kid then do something about it. Get violent. Don’t just throw a paddle, stick your tail between your legs and walk away. As far as I’m concerned this was an exchange with no winners.

 

 

 

 

By feitelberg posted November 19th, 2014 at 3:05 PM

Analyzing What Your Sex Doll Says About Your Relationship

  (Justin Bobby circa Barstool Halloween 2007)       Huffpo – Copenhagen-based photojournalist Benita Marcussen contacted several sex doll enthusiasts through an online forum and convinced them to let her photograph them with their prized possessions. Marcussen told HuffPost that the men in her series agreed to be photographed because “there’s more” to them [...]

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(Justin Bobby circa Barstool Halloween 2007)

 

 

 

Huffpo – Copenhagen-based photojournalist Benita Marcussen contacted several sex doll enthusiasts through an online forum and convinced them to let her photograph them with their prized possessions. Marcussen told HuffPost that the men in her series agreed to be photographed because “there’s more” to them than what most might think. ” Marcussen said the men pay anywhere from $6,000 to more than $50,000 for customized dolls. The men also like to show off their dolls to other forum users.”They enjoy showing their dolls off either at meetings or via the Internet where they upload pictures of established situations,” Marcussen said.

 

The Neo Nazi

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Definitely some sort of Neo Nazi shit going on in this guys basement. Or should I say the basement of his mom’s house. Probably gets all dressed up as Hitler before he fucks these sluts. The chick on the left has to be so insecure that her sister looks real and she looks like Powder.

 

The Cowboy

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You may want to cross your legs you slut. Unless you were roofied. Actually check that. I’m pretty sure this chick got roofied. She’s dressed way too fancy to go home with a guy wearing a gift shop antique car shirt and cowboy hat. Rape culture like you read about.

 

The Bald And the Beauty

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Clearly another roofie job. I mean I know a thing or two about bald spots and fine ladies. There is NO CHANCE this hottie is going home with that head of hair on her own free will.

 

The Fitness Model

 

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I wouldn’t put it past this chick to have a penis. I mean just no way she doesn’t wear a strap on and tear these old timers asses to pieces. They cook her dinner, they clean the plates, the do the laundry. This bitch runs this house and then runs train on em for fun.

 

The Cripple

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I don’t know what the fuck is going on here to be honest? Is this lady a lesbian? Is this supposed to be her daughter? Why is she in a wheelchair? Not to mention the fact I’m pretty sure this doll is dead and has been dead for years. We got a good old fashioned Weekend At Bernies situation on our hands and I can’t figure it out. Strange.

 

The Abducted

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This is Elizabeth Smart all over again. I mean look at this doll’s face. It’s screaming “HELP ME!” You almost got to respect the balls on this guy for agreeing to do this photoshoot. Not even trying to hide the fact he kidnapped this chick.

 

The Naughty Schoolgirl

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This girl is naughty and I like it. The old school girl routine. Lady in the streets. Freak in the sheets.

 

True Love

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I love this guy.  No shame.  Just took his clothes off without anybody even asking.  Just can’t wait to show the world his true love. Just an open relationship. No secrets. No judgment.  He doesn’t need fancy artwork on the walls to impress his dame.  They love each other for what’s on the inside not the outside. Not trying to impress anybody or prove anything. Best friends, lovers, soul mates.   Probably looks like a Pierre Woodsman Casting video when they fuck.

 

 

PS – Hey naked chick….Call me.  Love ASIANS.

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By elpresidente posted November 19th, 2014 at 2:32 PM

Former NFL Star Quit Football, Bought A Farm, And Learned How To Start Farming On YouTube

    LOUISBURG, N.C. – A NFL player has left behind his $37 million contract in order to do something he has never done before: become a North Carolina farmer. According to CBS News, St. Louis Rams center Jason Brown quit football to be a full time farmer and now is on a mission to [...]

 

 

LOUISBURG, N.C.A NFL player has left behind his $37 million contract in order to do something he has never done before: become a North Carolina farmer. According to CBS News, St. Louis Rams center Jason Brown quit football to be a full time farmer and now is on a mission to feed the state’s residents who are hungry. Brown purchased 1,000 acres of farm land and has started growing crops like sweet potatoes and cucumbers. “My agent told me, ‘You’re making the biggest mistake of your life,’” Brown told CBS. “And I looked right back at him and I said, ‘No I’m not. No I’m not.’” He is calling the farm, the “First Fruits Farm,” and as part of his plan, Brown is donating the first fruits of every harvest to area food pantries. He just recently finished his first harvest of a five acre plot of sweet potatoes; a whopping 100,000 pounds of food, which he donated to the needy.

 

 

You know what? I’m kind of OK with this. At first I wanted to say you’d be nuts to walk away from all that money but Jason Brown played in the league for 6 years before he quit, played halfway through that 37 million dollar deal he “walked away from.” He’s rich. He’s a multi-millionaire. If I got rich I might take some time and learn how to become a man. Get back to nature and learn how to do the most basic stuff the defines masculinity. Right now the manliest thing I know how to do is… ummm… tie a cleat hitch? Tie a tie? Pee standing up? I really have nothing, I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel. So sure, if I had the means I’d go to Brawn School. Learn how to do all kinds of shit like live off the land and maybe figure out how to change my own oil or a tire or something. The only problem I have is learning to farm from fucking YouTube. Hire a guy, or something. It takes me 100 watches of a YouTube video to figure out how to tie a bow-tie, let alone seen and maintain five acres of crops.

 

 

PS – If I was farming sweet potatoes I wouldn’t give a single one away. Sweet potatoes are the fucking bomb. I’ll eat a sweet potato with dinner then fire up another one with fluffernutter and cinnamon for dessert.

By feitelberg posted November 19th, 2014 at 1:57 PM
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