(Yes this is really the dick causing all the controversy)
SOUTH KINGSTOWN, R.I. — In the aftermath of last week’s storm, snowmen have sprouted up left and right, a fish in the likeness of Nemo — after whom the Weather Channel named the storm — could be seen in Providence and, in South Kingstown, a 10- to 12-foot-high snow sculpture was erected in the shape of a phallus off Middlebridge Road. The police were called in, twice on Tuesday, twice more on Wednesday, Lt. Michael Natale told a Journal reporter Wednesday. Natalie said the police contacted a neighbor, who said she was not offended by the display. The police did not intervene further as the sculpture is on private property and the police believe it would be protected by free speech.
Who the fuck calls the cops on a snow dick? Seriously what type of lunatic does that? I mean you have to be clinically insane if you call 911 over a snow dick. If you hate it that much than stop being a pussy and tackle it or something. But Narc’ing to the cops on a snow dick is as low as it gets.