10 Foot Snowdick Making Waves in South Kingstown RI
(Yes this is really the dick causing all the controversy)
SOUTH KINGSTOWN, R.I. — In the aftermath of last week’s storm, snowmen have sprouted up left and right, a fish in the likeness of Nemo — after whom the Weather Channel named the storm — could be seen in Providence and, in South Kingstown, a 10- to 12-foot-high snow sculpture was erected in the shape of a phallus off Middlebridge Road. The police were called in, twice on Tuesday, twice more on Wednesday, Lt. Michael Natale told a Journal reporter Wednesday. Natalie said the police contacted a neighbor, who said she was not offended by the display. The police did not intervene further as the sculpture is on private property and the police believe it would be protected by free speech.
Who the fuck calls the cops on a snow dick? Seriously what type of lunatic does that? I mean you have to be clinically insane if you call 911 over a snow dick. If you hate it that much than stop being a pussy and tackle it or something. But Narc’ing to the cops on a snow dick is as low as it gets.
I guessed your nose.
Howitzer
i want to fuck that penis
would you ride that elpres?
Feitelburg immediately drove down there and pretended he was in Sweden and sat on it. Not surprising to anyway, it was a perfect fit.
Immortalized looks fucking terrible.
Come on man. Snow penises have been causing feminist outrage for years. This si the one feminists knocked down when I was in school. KO Barstool is new in name, not in spirit
http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/2/24/ruined-snow-penis-stimulates-debate-when/
You’ve got to be one frigid fucking cunt to call the cops about a snow dick.
Neil, can you fit your mouth around the top?
Man I usually try to exaggerate an inch or two, but this asshole is trying to work with one or two extra feet of dong.
she should be fined for misuse of police or making a false report to 911. surely, even in RI, there must be better things for cops to do.
im just enjoying that you made SNOWDICK one word
tom brady’s
talk about some serious blue balls
Just when you think black dude is dead. Fuck. Just die already.
My roommates and I made a 7ft snow cock in front of our house right next to campus at UMass Amherst. It was a busy road so naturally a lot of people honked thinking it was funny. Then out of no where some crazy fuckin hippie fem-nazi lady came flying into my driveway screaming about how “that’s completely inappropriate” and “what about the children blah blah blah” I was like “listen lady, I don’t know what you think this is but it’s clearly a rocket ship.” She called police and they came and told me it was funny but asked nicely to take it down so she’d leave them alone. Fuckin Amherst locals, so many extreme leftists and feminists with no sense of humor who just live to ruin normal people’s good times.
haha “erected”
Circumcision ftw
I can’t think of any easier problem to solve than being offended by something made out of snow. It could be over in 5 seconds, maybe 10
thats a very defined head. do people really have dickheads that look that elegant?
“in the shape of a phallus” hahaha nothing beats politically correct news articles writing about cocks
Name of my new band – Snowdick! (pending a lawsuit filed by El Pres)
Is that a penis scarf?
Exact replica of my own dick
I thought it was a chess piece.
Ew did you see that? It has wierd ball.. Gross
Renee is buidling a giant snow nose in your parking lot as we speak.
Looks like Santonio’s dick.
It would be more realistic if they spraypainted that thing black.
That dick popped it’s collar!
My dick, so hot it’s stolen…
Your dick, look like Gary Coleman
I didn’t even mind posing for the snow sculputre. For art, it was worth it.
The Snowdick is awesome. As far as calling the cops, it’s South Kingstown, right near my alma mater URI. Lots of stuck up chicks and feminists of all sorts there. In fact I think KO Barstool has a chapter there.
That reporter was probably super excited to put erected in there. Prob went to other guys at the paper, all smiles, saying look what I wrote.
its got to be a fat middle aged lesbo dyke. Only people that would be offended by that schwance sculpture
If this bitch had a problem with the snowdick, she should have taken the snowdick down. What are the cops going to do, arrest you for toppling a snowdick? Fucking coward.
Over/Under on the number of minutes it took before EzBreezy2222 decided he was going to try and sit on this? 5
tackle it or something
why not suck it dry?
They should build a snowcunt right in front of it. Everyones happy!
nice frenulum
Somewhere Renee is day dreaming