13 Year Old NY Boy With Awesome Hair Getting Banned From Playing Girls Field Hockey Because He Is Too Good….No Shit
Yahoo – A group of officials in New York have taken the drastic step of banning a 13-year-old boy from playing for his high school’s all girls field hockey team for a simple if ludicrous reason: He’s simply too good. As reported by New York CBS affiliate 1010 WINS, Fox News and a variety of other outlets, 13-year-old Southampton (N.Y.) High student Keeling Pilaro will not be allowed to compete for the Southampton field hockey team in fall 2012 because he has simply been too dominant a player over the past two seasons. Pilaro began competing for the Southampton varsity field hockey team at just 11 years of age, and at age 13 still stands a tiny 4-foot-8 and 82 pounds. What Pilaro lacks in dominant physical stature he makes up for in internal experience. The teen was raised in Ireland until his family came to Long Island, and grew up playing field hockey in Europe, where the sport is relatively popular among boys just as it is in the U.S. among girls.
I honestly don’t even know what we’re talking about here. I mean are we talking about practice? Practice? Listen I don’t care how fucking small this kid is. I don’t care how much he weighs. I don’t care how old he is. I don’t care awesome his hair is. You got a dick bro. That means you can’t play chick sports. I don’t care if men play field hockey in Ireland. In the United States field hockey is a bitch sport. End of story.