#14 – Latarian Milton Likes To Do Hoodrat Stuff
Who would have thunk that the quote of the decade on Barstool Sports would come from some 7 year old fat kid? That’s what makes blogging great I tell ya. You just never know what the day is going to bring.
“It’s fun to do bad things. I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend”
Ha! Ha! Ha! I fucking love this kid. Get Latarian a movie deal already! And I want his sidekick who smokes “real” cigarettes in it too. He sounds like the next Wade Garrett if you ask me. This is totally going to be my defense when I have my hearing in two weeks to get my drivers license back.
Judge: “Sir why do you have so many moviing violations?
El Pres – “It’s fun to do bad things. I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend”
PS – Since when did the United States become China? Don’t you think making this kid skip video games for a whole weekend is a little bit extreme?
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 12/30/09, 5:45 pm |
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This is the lamest thing I have ever seen on Barstool. You are too lazy to put any effort into this… the wedding entrance, a fat kid smashing a car, the star wars video…are you kidding me…no entertainment value at all…hand the keys over to Jerry so we can be entertained…this is so lame…your new wife is killing your website…
Dont give this fat little shit pie for a week, that punishment would kill him.
Apparently you don’t like doing hood rats things jerry.
no effort? it’s a list of 100 videos, there are bound to be some that are average. and besides, this one is funny.
are you tired yet el pres?? haha
if you don’t like latarian milton then you must have a big dump in your pants
mancush pees in cat litter cause he’s a pussy.
Larry T should be ashamed of hisself, raisin a youngin like at.
some one should keep this niglet on a leash
how much you want to bet that the #1 video has something to do with the Pats, Sox, or Celtics
I’m going with #1 as either “Motherfucker hit my Penis” or “Inspector Gadget”
assuming EP had the under in Idaho game and Arizona in Holiday Bowl….so that’s why nothing else here/today…and I haven’t watched any of these videos but have perused comments—–are a bunch of these from another decade or not as far as all the headlines and effort going in?…
Keep up the work in 2010, just stay away from mortal locks and adam lambert EP—Love ya!
Alabama Leprachaun has to be number one. WOAHHHHHHHHHHHH video is in the top 3.
Remember when the Astrovan was stolen? Yeeeeaaaaah, boyyyyeeee. You go, Latarian.
this 7 yr old motherfucker steals a car and proceeds to hit 2 mailboxes and a car and all he gets is a weekend without video games?
I get pulled over for a “marked lane violation” after 8 beers and my fucking life is ruined for a year and a half with 6-month loss of license and 1-yr alchohol free probation…this country is fucked
RonMexico said: { Dec 31, 2009 – 08:12:49 }
But, Ron, you have to admit that you got off pretty light with that whole dog-killing thing. I would have executed you for that.
fuck dogs
George Brett shitting his pants is #1
The only knock against this one is that it wasn’t coupled with the follow-up: “Latarian Milton Hits Grandmother After Refusing to Buy Him Chicken Wings”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN5EJDa8DPw
God i hope this kid is dead by now
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