(Local) — Two 14-year-old German boys have been charged with stealing €3,000 worth of jewellery from one of their mothers, to pay for a visit to a brothel. Police said the boys were still grinning as they were being questioned. Caught in a “delirium of hormones,” as a police statement on Monday put it, the two boys got only a tenth of the value of the jewels when they sold them to a canny gold dealer. “With their proceeds of €300, the pair didn’t just buy pizza, kebabs, and have a game on the fruit machines,” police spokesman Ralf Minet said. They also paid two visits to a brothel in the red light district of Karlsruhe, southwest Germany. Buoyed by the night’s experiences, “one could still see a delighted smile on the faces of the thieves during their interrogation,” Minet’s statement said. “But the little rascals’ smiles, who are not unknown to the police by the way, disappeared soon enough, especially because they will have to pay for the reversal of the transaction out of their pocket money,” he added.

“A cock in the hen house” has never been a more applicable term than it is right now. Can you imagine being these kids walking into school today? Chest pushed out, confidence high as can be. Literally walking on cloud 9. I mean when I was 14 I was sharing Playboy magazines with half the pages stuck together, just trying to get a nut. Sneaking downstairs to the family computer at 2 AM, using a dial up modem and waiting for shit to buffer on girlz.com hoping to get a glimpse of a clit. Not these kids though. Just rifled through mom’s jewelery drawer then went off to Club Vandersexxx for a little anal gangbang action. Made it rain on hoes, tossin’ hunnits all over the place. Instant “coolest kid in school” title. Shoving all the nerd virgins in lockers as they make them smell their fingers and shit. Just awesome. A delirium of hormones indeed.