23. El Pres Does The Pommel Horse
I wasn’t going to post this. I know it’s not my finest effort. But the First Lady challenged me to do the Pommel Horse last night and when your wife challenges you to do something you do it. To my defense Nadia Comaneci couldn’t do the Pommel Horse on that foot rest though. It was way to short and soft and light. It couldn’t support my weight. I never really stood a chance. A+ for effort. C- for execution.

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It was way to short and soft – I’ll take “Why Renee never orgasms” for $200 Alex
I was Renee’s first. Squirter city
The first commercial in the background is what caused that disgraceful attempt at the pommel horse
Slopfest.
Remember that time that gay amoeba came into our living room and tried to suffocate the foot stool?
You narcissistic fuck.
Training vid from special Olympian Pageviews.
phaggot
you guys like weed, huh? renee had crazy weed voice going.
A+ for not scuffing your nose on the carpet during the routine.
do you people watch tv on your knees? wtf
how did you pull that off without having a heart attack?
I bought you a drink at philly foam and I regret it.
The complete disgust in Renee’s voice as she watches this abortion speaks volumes. And I forgot how sweet your apartment was. Mogul city!
Just figured it out, you are……. Buster Bluth!!!!! Spitting image
#fail
not that we actually expected anything else.
All nose right there.
Renee sounds horny.
There is no way renee lets you on top of her.
What upper body strength?
prez sounds gay
You should have just tilted all the way forward. You were never gonna fall with that giant kickstand on your face.