FoxSports - Just as Tiger Woods is getting back into his swing for the Masters, three of his former porn actress flings are releasing a new X-rated movie based on their bedroom romps with the famous golfer. Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James are starring in “3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World’s Greatest Golfer,” which is slated to be released April 3 — the day after Woods is set to tee off in the Masters, a tournament he has not won since 2005. In the movie, the women are together for an in-depth Q&A session about Woods, which includes explicit discussions about his sexual tastes and on-screen demonstrations of what the golf legend is like in the bedroom. “Any time three women get together to talk about the same guy, the results are going to be more than interesting,” the film’s director, B. Skow, said.
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to any guy in the history of Earth. I mean no guy wants his former conquests talking about how he is in the rack, ever. Not among themselves, not to their current boyfriends, and certainly not to pervert sports bloggers who’ll be buying the DVD of this trainwreck as soon as Amazing opens for business on April 3rd. No guy is ever as good as he thinks he is, and women are basically impossible to please. Well besides me. All my exes could tell you tales of me storming their castles on my steed and taking them to Pleasure Town. But still I’m too much of a gentlemen to want them kissing and telling like that. These chicks are angry, scorned slutbags who know a bunch of stories about Tiger getting the job done in the sack won’t do anything for sales so they’re savage the poor guy. By the time they’re done with him, the poor bastard is going to sound like a frigging eunuch. And I’m going to feel sort of bad about making fun of him for it every chance I get. B. Skow should be ashamed of himself. I know I already am. @JerryThornton1