300 Pound 12 Year Old Ruled Too Fat To Play Pee Wee Football
Boo hoo, boo hoo. It’s not fair that my humongous kid can’t play pop warner football. Wah, wah, wah. Shut up! This rule has been in place since I played Pop Warner. You weigh in before every game. If you don’t make weight you sit. Unless of course you play at Manning Bowl where the scales were clearly broken and Simi Anderson is still probably suiting up for East Lynn, but that’s besides the point. The rules are in place so you don’t have 300 pound kids squashing 70 pound kids. I got no problem with it. Because what was overlooked in all this ranting and raving is what the commish said. This monster can go play in the school league. It’s not like he has nowhere to go. He just wants to whoop up on kids 1/4 his size. Be a man and go play with kid half your size instead.
PS – No chance there isn’t purple drank in this kid’s thermos right?
*too, dumbass
250 lb. Jewish Blogger Ruled too Stupid to Learn how to Spell Check
yup rules are rules indeed. sort of like how it is mandatory to touch third base before going home
yeah you fucking moron. It’s “To Fat Too Play.” God you are a fucktard
^^ i hope thats a joke
i really don’t understand the PS. was it just really unfunny or did i miss something. i’ll just assume the former because pres wrote it.
fuckin health hazard; kid would probably have a stroke
These kids are called “patch players.” if their fat fuckin asses are over a certain weight then they have to wear a patch on their shoulder pads so everyone knows how fat they are.
These blogs are getting very, very predictable. If that kid who missed 3rd was allowed to score and the game went on, there’s no chance Dave’s blog wouldn’t have been titled ”The Pussification of America continues…….hardo misses 3rd base and wins the game” and then some stupid rant on how rules are rules blah blah blah……
Anyone else shocked his mom is a big white woman?
big fucking deal, play in the next league up, jesus christ stop crying
Fuck East Lynn, Pres. Simi was a fuckin beast. No way that kid made weight. And to all ya haters, i hate to tell ya but Prez was a pretty bad dude at the RB position. Granted he was too pussy to play both ways like the rest of us. Nevertheless the Pres would take that shit 200 yards once he hit that corner.
Today’s posts are what killed Ron Palillo.
goddy77 and Pres playing sports, now that is funny, fucking bench warmers
Shot BlackDude, u clueless son. Todd McShay at the trigger, we were bad ass. 8-1. Only loss was to god damn Easy Lynn. Prez was nmbr 10. Like i said tho, he was too pussy to play both ways like the rest of us.
Bahahaha pres played pop warner?? Classic, funniest thing I have seen on here today! How in the world did they have a helmet with a facemask that could contain that beak??
Elbaldspot, haha.
@goddy, why to live in the past, did elpres nose fit inside his helmet or did he have one that had a XXL face guard?
PS love when elpres writes inside jokes on his blog that 99% of people have no idea about
Pres was already outed as providing “depth on both sides of the ball” as a senior in high school. So as impressive as I’m sure he was in 10 year old Pop Warner, I’m still gonna feel comfortable calling him a chump.
Whorefrost, dont know anything about that there. Played high school in WV.
Kid just doesn’t want to get bumped up to the A team? What a bitch.
goddy77 pine riding in WV
Shit blackdude, you’d get worked
Numero, thats what i was gna ask. I dont understand why they didnt move him up.
First off, I don’t care how tall the kid is… weighing 300 lbs at 12 is blatant poor parenting. Stop feeding your kids McDs and cook a meal you lazy twat.
Second, when I played Pop Warner, as El Pres… weight limits were in place. Whiny cunt mother has some nerve calling the news station. Stupid ignorant bitch.
good one goddy77, i would smash ur face in u bitch
and they cant move him up, he would go up to the D team, biggest kids, still a 107 lb limit, he cant play period
So where was the Dad? Was it the coach? Clearly the mother had been on a few midnight runs with the look of the other kids. Pres fucking nailed the PS, Elijah just spat out his purple drank and he wasn’t even drinking any
Lets email The Haterade Hotline and set that shit up. In tryn to break ur ankles kid. Fuck the face smashin.
Pussification of the Stool! Let the kid play and run circles around him. Stop being whiny bastards!
PS (fuck you Neil)
The mom enjoys cock of the darker flavor
who has his email?
FightOnTheStool@gmail.com. Haha, i emailed him once before and he never emailed me back so im not sure its even real. If it is, ima make u look silly, BD.
Where’s the uproar about a 12 year old being 300 lbs.? Or are the parents to busy “supporting” (stuffing their fat faces) at chick fil a.
Where’s the uproar about a 12 year old being 300 lbs.? Or are the parents to busy “supporting” (stuffing their fat faces) at chick fil a.
And I definitely didn’t post at 6:46 pm, what the fucks wrong with the time on this site.
im down u cunt
Haha
The kid should play ice hockey, there is no weight limits there. Oh wait………
A different angle!
http://makemepee.blogspot.com/2012/08/12-year-old-300lb-monster-not-allowed.html