Boo hoo, boo hoo. It’s not fair that my humongous kid can’t play pop warner football. Wah, wah, wah. Shut up! This rule has been in place since I played Pop Warner. You weigh in before every game. If you don’t make weight you sit. Unless of course you play at Manning Bowl where the scales were clearly broken and Simi Anderson is still probably suiting up for East Lynn, but that’s besides the point. The rules are in place so you don’t have 300 pound kids squashing 70 pound kids. I got no problem with it. Because what was overlooked in all this ranting and raving is what the commish said. This monster can go play in the school league. It’s not like he has nowhere to go. He just wants to whoop up on kids 1/4 his size. Be a man and go play with kid half your size instead.
PS – No chance there isn’t purple drank in this kid’s thermos right?