350 Pound High School Running Back Can Fucking Scoot
Something has to be off here. There’s no way a kid who weighs 350 can move like that. All I know for sure is that there’s literally zero chance I’d try and tackle this kid. He’s the size of Jerome Bettis with a middle schooler on his back and runs like a goddman gazelle. Lowering your shoulder to that and you might as well put your brain inside a blender.

he’ll be good until college where he will get absolutely cracked in the first game and never see a field again
Hello?
Is that where Lenay Kekua has been hiding?
fuckin hawaiians man
stooltothechi with the hilarious lenay kekua joke
Heard this dudes a fa’afafine
How do we know they aren’t just little people?
50 more pounds and he could be the next Brandon Jacobs.
Roniah Tuiasosopo has been sending this kid messages for years.
Definitely tougher than Gronk.
Funny you mention a “brain in a blender” as that’s what I think of doing every time you try and be funny.
not really sure he’s as fast as a gazelle seeing as how the entire team was within 5 yards of him….
he’s got that breakaway from the cops speed
I want him on my team
fuckin lef tackle right now
Grown men don’t say scoot
Why didn’t you take the T to work today?
Nice video, terrible blog. “Brain in a blender?”…I know chicks that are funnier than you.
“They’re gonna give the ball to Spike. We’ve gotta stop him!”
“So you’re telling me there’s a chance!!!!!!!” -JaMarcus Russell
wow he almost weighs as much as kate upton
No exaggeration, I would rather watch gay interracial porn while jerking off with dry 90 grit sandpaper than be forced to read another Feitelberg blog about something nobody gives a shit about or a half assed wake up with no good skin shots. How much is it gonna cost is for you to fire his ass pres? I say we take up a collection stoolies
You probably shouldn’t even try and tackle a blog at this point Feits
Feiteljew, the reason you’re not funny is because you try and write like Portnoy too much. Try and be yourself, will ya?
Actually, never mind. Being yourself is even more pathetic than trying to be Portnoy. Forget I said anything.
g0ddamn that fatty is fast. fuckign hawaiians indeed
Not one defender wanted a piece of him when he was running running down hill on them, they were all scared shitless to get steam rolled so he was breaking a bunch of arm tackles then getting in open space. We’ll see how he stacks up against real college defenses who wont be afraid to hit the big man head on.
Sweet 3 play highlight tape…you guys fuckin kiddin me?
kickthepuppy I got 5 on it
@kickthepuppy… you try way too hard to be funny! the problem is tho, you suck at it!
hey everybody, let’s jump on the “fuck feitlberg’ bandwagon… none of yall have even a mere hint of an original bone in your bodies!
Looks like bullying to me. Has barstool done a blog on this idiot Packers cheerleader who had her feelings hurt on Facebook? http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/02/11/packers-cheerleader-wins-award-for-biggest-moron-ever-bears-fans-apparently-mean/
AM2QUlCK4U bitch who made u the goddamn funny judge? oh look another badass using numbers instead of words in his name, i bet that shit ya xbox gamertag
Looks like a fat version of Marcus Dupree. I’m sure his knees will handle that load for a long, succesful career. With that weight he’ll be done in 4-5 years.
I bet if this kid had a job he would run like that and not let anything get in his way to make sure he got there and did his job. No matter what. Like little girls who can’t handle a few snow drifts.
They put fried chicken in the end zone.
D-lineman in the making.
Fucking Samoans, huge people. Too bad their women are just as big and mean.