4 Old Turkish Dudes Just Murdering The Dance Floor
I don’t know why but these guys kind of reminded me of The Be Sharps. Maybe because of Apu? Either way if you don’t think I’m adding that gun move to my dance repertoire you’re fucking crazy. I mean how many times have you been on the dance floor, just shaking your ass off and you just run out of shit to do by the midway point of the song. Like how many times can I twirl the First Lady in the span of 1 minute. Well this is the answer. When in doubt just shoot a gun into the air and buy some time until you’re ready to do something else. Fucking Turkey. Playing chess while everybody else is playing checkers.
PS – Who is the Turkish big man on campus with youtube and shit? That guy must get so much pussy for having a computer and a dial up connection it’s not even funny.

So this is what Semih Erden does in the off-season
What the fuck did I just watch? And was that a satellite dish up in the bleacher seats?
Fresh off Turkeys got tallent?
Meanwhile in a related story, 2 streets over a family of four was killed from falling bullets.
Its just aint a wedding until Grampa Joe starts bustin caps.
falling bullets kill
how many bullets in that fucking gun? who is this guy John McClane.
If this is a mere taste of what Turkey has to offer, we definitely need a Barstool Sports Istanbul.
This shit is so two years ago, when Plaxico was doing it.
when is the last time you seen a 50+ year old guy rock a blazer, with a 9 mili tucked in his belt and a fucking pocket chain. unreal.
The best part is that after emptying the clip he reloads before tucking it away in his vest. You never know when a rival geriatric dance troupe will show up, so your gun better be loaded.
That was shot in Franklin Park
the club can’t even handle me right now
thats exactly how I envision Turkey in my head. stereotypes arent stereotypes if they’re real.
pavement hasnt made its way over there yet?
amazing how they are living in poverty in the 3rd world, yet everyone’s got smartphones taking video of this performance
and yes, YuppieCatastrophe, the best part is them putting in a fresh clip before pocketing their glocks.
@Medways,
bahaha, completely agree man.
That chick looks mad happy to be getting married.
thought Turkey was 3rd world. They dress better than people I work with. Looks like the guy with Glock made it to Milton’s.
BARBARIC
seriously. nice culture Turkey…or lack thereof. Fuckin mongoloids.
We need a mashup with We No Speak Americano ASAP
Thats the Turkish Channel 4 news team
This video is a deleted scene from Borat
These guys are fucking TEARING IT UP!! My panties are wet!
I was gonna post something and got completely distracted by the comment above…