If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. If you only have to wear one bathing suit when you’re diving, you ain’t high enough. This is how all diving should be. You miss the pool, you die. None of this pussy shit like they got in the Olympics. Dana Kunze is all man. He could probably take a red eye to Beijing tomorrow and win six Gold Medals before he gets off the plane.

PS – I knew this guy wasn’t going to fuck around when I saw the zinc on his nose.