7th Annual Barstool Wicked Halloween is This Saturday Night At Hurricane O’Reillys
So it’s time to announce our 2nd longest running party in the history of the Stool. It’s our 8th annual Wicked Halloween Party Saturday Night at Hurricane O’Reillys. So far I’ve been these six things. All awesome obviously.
Nomar
Justin Bobby
Craig Sager
Adam Lambert
Bohdi
Al Davis
It’s going to be tough to beat any of those. I’m thinking I may gun for KO Barstool slut this year. That could work.
As always we will have a $1,000 sexiest costume contest at midnight.
Doors open at 9pm. Hope to see everybody there. Once we hit capacity there is obviously nothing we can do.
You could paint your nose gray and go as a shark.
You could wear a blonde wig and go as Jenna and have random guys cum on you throughout the night.
Tie a potato to your cock and go as a dictator
Headline says 7th annual, write up says 8th annual. Regardless, davey pageviews is the only costume I expect.
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You should go as the balloon knot that you are!
Go as Manzo
i feel like this is a no brainer that you go as pirate dog
Go as Honey Boo Boo, you’re a natural princess.
usererror you didn’t want him to waste a perfectly good banner from last year did you?
All those costumes are for pussies. Nomar? So you rocked a Nomar jersey and a Sox hat? Way to really put yourself out there, bro. Best idea on here is Al Davis, but I bet you didn’t even dye your hair or put old-man scabs on your face.
Here’s a little secret: Dudes who wear simple costumes that could be mistaken for everyday attire are INSECURE AS FUCK / lack major creativity. And chicks read right through that shit.
PS — What the fuck is a Justin Bobby? All the internets return is a douche character from “The Hills”. Is that real?
So I can wait 20 minutes for a beer with a bunch of meatheads at a shitty bar? No thanks, jew.