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So who is the gay one now?   Because make no mistake about it.  Adam Lambert just kicked the shit out of Led Zeppelin.  Unless of course you think Zeppelin is gay too.   Looks like the Pres wins again…
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PS – Don’t even bother criticizing this performance because it just makes you look like an ignorant asshole. Just admit it. This was sublime.
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First of all, no one can cover Zeppelin. Second of all, that was a pathetic attempt.
EP, your man-love for this kid is an embarassment. The only one around here who looks like an asshole is you.
Honestly, he sang that better than fucking Plant himself. The real travesty was that piece of shit American Idol band trying to cover Zeppelin. Faggot should have gone a capella.
That being said, I’m sure EP will be receiving every inch of his love very shortly. Thanks for the votes.
Look the dude sucks cock, so there is no way this cover is even believable.
Plus I thought it sucked anyhow.
Are you at all nervous he’s going to pull a dramatic stunt and pull out if he makes it to the top 2 or 3? I don’t think he cares about winning as much as he cares about making a splash.
Unless…do you get any money if you win?
Eh, it was ok. There were too many things that ruined the song to make it really any good.
now does the First Lady know she is a lesbian?
Fuck you and Fuck this cock smoker. Christ when will we stop being subjected to your faggotry.
Whoa. I thought I’d answer this post with a nasty insult. But I must say, I was mildly impressed. I wouldn’t say he “dominated Zeppelin,” but it was a decent cover. You’re talking about the legend Robert Plant, not some two bit singer of a shitty band.
So you watched American Idol instead of Sox-Yanks? Hmm, pretty sure that means you have the gay
Yo EP…how about giving us a Smokeshow instead of this Johnny Damon lookalike.
Pres you are about as straight as a slinky. Wake up man, before this website loses all creditability.
» tjluke001 said: { May 5, 2009 – 10:05:13 }
Ha…. Haha…. HAHAHHAAHAHHAA
Actually…you watching it and and blogging about how great it is makes you a cock gobbling faggot.
I saw Judas Priest cover ‘Ramble On.’ That faggot dominated Led Zep.
Sox are fucking up the yankees and you blog about some fag singer show? why are you so gay?
Robert Plant isn’t exactly at the top of the masculine pyramid either for that matter.
I hated on Lambert last week (and I still don’t ever want to hear him on the radio) but he pretty much wiped his ass with the other three kids tonight. I wouldn’t say he dominated LZep, because that’s really going a little too far, but it was definitely good.
Ok so joba had 12 k’s, 10 of them were looking…thats a fucking joke, that ump was all over joba’s dick tonight.
prez or pres or whatever-
god you are such a fucking faggot… now you know how it feels to be Joakim Noah, you are just a little annoying bitch that everyone wants to punt in the face. You are so bad at life, i just hate you so much.
Zeppelin is gay. I couldn’t tell you one fucking song they sing. Which means I could give a shit about how Lambert sang it.
WHO WATCHES IDOL? tuck your sack back.
That really was bad. Like, no joke bad.
In a year Lambert will be making enough money to turn you pussies gay for him
» Turbo Man said: { May 5, 2009 – 11:05:17 }
In a year Lambert will be making enough money to turn you pussies gay for him
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That doesn’t make any sense, on more than one level.
Turbo Man
Don’t speak for all of us, just yourself.
That was disgusting!
Honestly, that was a great fucking performance. Hey CLCR76, you just suck brotha…i kinda feel sorry for ya.
Robert Plant is rolling in his grave. and yeah thats super gay that you watch american idol over sox-yanks, you die-hard boston fan, you! rah rah rah!
No need to feel sorry for me. I just have a different taste in music.
Sounded like a bad Axl Rose impersonator screeching what I think I heard was Led Zeppelin song.
This kid/broads outfits get more faggier every week.
He looked and sounded more womanly than the girl he did the duet with.
“Gotta whole lotta gay” Thanks for the visual and audio assault on my senses.
Ditto Spuds McKenzie comment. EP’s favorite “songstress” here gives female impersonators a bad name.
That chick sure can sing…too much make up though.
jeez El douche..do you even listen to music? how the fuck old and tone deaf do you have to be, to think that dominated Plant?
Do us a favor, both you and lambert…gun, suicide note..you know the rest!
sounds like any other karaoke douchebag, who can’t hit Plants range.
quit letting your man love taint your ears portnoy
terrible. i shouldn’t even dignify myself with a response to this bullshit fucking blog.
When I first heard this I thought it was Ann Wilson of Heart doing another Zepp cover, but half as good. This dude ( it’s a dude right?) couldn’t touch Robert Plant’s singing abilities…. not even close.
Actually I dont care to know if its a dude or not because I dont care to ever hear “it” again in my life
So how much did you have to pay for your NAMBLA membership?
that actually wasn’t very good at all. i havent seen one episode this year but i hear this kids good but it doesn’t sound like it here. and yes pres you do have the gay.
Sounds like a cummguzzled cover. SUCKED
Why doesn’t he just sing gay songs?
Um, you watch american idol? you are a disgarace.
Muldowma. Robert Plant is very much alive. And he thinks American Idol is a cheesy karaoke contest too.
El Pres is secure enough in his sexuality to continue to gush over this hideous show. Of course, that sexuality is flaming dick-in-ass.
Jerry, please take over the stool immediately, before it’s too late!
Who knew EP watched Adam Lambert performances in his car?
http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=video&page_id=23446
muldowma said: { May 6, 2009 – 12:05:45 }
Robert Plant is rolling in his grave.
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I think they have to be dead to use the “rolling over in their grave” phrase.
Unless Robert went to the cemetary, inbetween tour dates with Alison Krauss (who’s hot, by the way), dug a hole watched Adam Cumsquirt and rolled over. In that case…yes.
I guess that’s the only way that could happen.
Just sayin’.
COMINAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is that a Saving Silverman reference?
this just in; (AP)
Women find a man who has contracted swine-flu slightly more attractive then an american idol fan.
In an seperate study, men who adore adam lambert are atleast 4x more likely to have the G1A1Y1 virus
To answer your questions seriously and simply….
You are still gay for adam.
ep = lambert cum receptacle
hahahaha gfy hahahahahahaa
sounds like a bunch of children being beaten mercilessly… it hurts me to listen to him
also, that freeze frame makes him look like Joba Chamberlain, but more retarded
He may win American Idol, but who the F is going to buy one of his albums. He’s purely an entertainer who belongs on a stage…not in a recording studio.
The real tragedy is that in the audience somewhere there was a father to this troubled young…whatever he is….who used to smoke joints to that song while this rainbow room reject’s mother to be was putting her hair back for the business. Imagine his pride at hearing phrases like “Dad, do you think they went a little heavy with my foundation or eyeliner this week?”
May G-d have mercy on us all.
EP…Im a little confused because most of the time your commentary is dead on. Here you couldnt be more wrong. I listened to the original as soon as Lambert was done with his. Lambert has a great voice, but he didnt do anything all that different than Plant did THIRTY FRIGGIN YEARS AGO!!! Then you’ve got the panel of toolbags shaping everyone’s opinion and you got sucked right in like everyone else. Plant sang it better when the entire song was created from nothing all those years ago. Thirty years later you’ve got Lambert who has the advantage of using someone elses song, with someone elses lyrics, signing it in a style/sound that someone else already created for you. How can that be better than the original? I’m puking in my mouth right now thinking about your review of this song.
this kid looks a retarded lesbian from space with one hell of a stink eye. prez wants to suck this lez’s dick off
The gay one now? That would be Lambert. Flamming faggot. Sweet makeup douche bag. Pres would suck this dude off and leave his first lady for sure. He actually might pay to make this happen, even though he’s probably in super debt because he’s the worst sports gambler of all time.
He’s as good as gone after that abortion! 24 hours from now, old pres will be wondering where his butt-plug went.
What a disgrace to Led Zeppelin. John Bonham just threw up in his mouth, again.
Check this out for the creepiest rendition of Robert Plant ever. If you close your eyes, you can not tell the difference at all. Mind fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEhyJtJPEVk
OK. so I just started posting today and I’m a huge Zeppelin fan and I will pick a bone with you here El Pres. Cmon, you think this shit is any good? Granted he does have a good voice, but the dude is completely over doing it. The product is worn and torn and not for sale here.
P.S. the dude from Get The Led Out (zep cover band) would show adam lambert without breakin a sweat. Heard the guy shatter acoustics in the building I saw the band play.
P.P.S. Get off Adam’s dick, its reserved for those that enjoy that shit, literally
yo TjLuke, in the words of MachoMan’sFP: hahaahahhaaahahhahahaaahhahahhhaaaa. straight as a slinky, fuckin instant classic
I was laughing way more at the credibility line.
I don’t think tjLuke is funny.
Let me some this up for all you rock dummies. He is basically the whole package…emo boy band looks, big voice and performance. Slash nailed it with pointing out his high register issues. He sounds like a girl when he sings the high notes and the ad libs are way too much. Fagboy can mos def sing but the tone of his voice is generic…just like the majority of the male idol contestants. The girls have always been much more talented!!!
ps…the only thin adam lambert dominates are his teen boy toys!!!
Dude wants a whole lotta man love.
djericill I couldn’t possibly agree more. That guy is average at best just like all other A.I. contestants, with the exception of 2 or 3 obvious winners. That was not a great performance. It was like watching the best guy at a gay karaoke bar.
Anyone who thinks that is good wants to eat sausage!!!
I mean c’mon Pres… man tell me you’re kidding.
If it was just a way to get some people going up here then touche.
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