Adam Schefter Claims He Almost Broke The Pope Quitting Story
DM — Pope Benedict is to stand down as leader of the Catholic church, it was reported today. The Pontiff has been in office since April 2005 when he succeeded Pope John Paul II. It is known why he is resigning. More to follow.
Fucking Schefter. I can’t even tell if he’s trolling me now, but I think he’s dead serious here. Trying to take credit for the Pope quitting that bitch. Anyway I don’t get you wacky Catholics. Why is this such a big deal? Dude is like 9,000 years old. Why would anybody listen to what this geezer has to say anyways? Dude just joined twitter like 10 minutes ago and doesn’t even follow anybody. Let me ask you this. What type of crackpot joins twitter at 85 years old and then doesn’t even follow anybody? Looney toones city.
The Pope is to Catholics what an accountant is to Jews. That should put it in perspective for you.
Roses are red, violets are blueish……if it wasn’t for Jesus we’d all be Jewish.
Fuck you Portnoy.
Hey, wanna talk about politics next? Ska-doosh!
What the fuck does Schefter know about the Pope?
not as looney toons as wandering around the desert for 40 years
We need big cat to measure the pope and schefter and we needed it yesterday.
He doesn’t follow anyone because all his friends died from old age
Hahaha shit like this is why I love Schefter, also David, I’m going to cum in your wifes butt.
Schefter is the Neil of ESPN
I’m pretty sure it’s a crucifixion joke..
Shefter is also reporting the that Rabbi Horowitz is leaving B’nai Israel Synagogue.
Catholics are nothing but a bunch of sheep. Well, anyone into religion is for that matter!! Ba ha ha ha!!
he’s more like our oskar schindler
The only thing Schefter has nailed down is Renee’s box
if he can tweet out the color of the pope smoke before “god” chooses. I’ll become a believer.
Pope is fuckin up the damn system man. This is the way it works – He tells us what to do. We say fuck that and do whatever we damn please and STILL get into heaven. All we have to do in return is serve up a few young boys innocence to his minions and donate a couple bucks to the slush fund which goes toward making sure the kids keep their mouth shut and this gravy train keeps running.
Now this flamboyant boyfucker has to go and get “health issues” (read: a conscious) on us? Serve his nazi ass up to the Bear Jew.
Schefter convinced Benedict to step down
Who is the pope suppose to follow Rachel Starr
fuckin manlet. still more annoyed by his profile picture than this tho
Christmas>hannuka
I notice Schefter doesn’t follow you. You mad bro?