Adele Is Fucking Pregnant?
(HuffPo) -- It’s been a big year for Adele and life is about to get even more exciting as the singer announced that she and boyfriend Simon Konecki are expecting their first child together. The 24-year-old British singer made the announcement on her website on Friday: Im delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx
Who the hell would be dumb enough to impregnate this chick? Jesus Christ Simon Konecki is a fucking moron. Bro did you hear her CD? I don’t know why America adopted her as our overweight sweetheart but it’s blatantly obvious that she was the naggiest bitch on the block. Clearly a terrible girlfriend and not baby mama material. You’d have to be outside of your mind to get yourself wrapped up in those Fallopian tubes. Tough bid all around for Simon. Good for Adele though, now she’s got a reason to be overweight and she’s got her fingers crossed for a miscarriage so she can drop multi-platinum album #2.
I’d knock her up, chick’s worth millions upon millions of dollars. Dude is now set for life.
yeah come on feets figure it out, straight cash homey
a billion dollars wouldn’t be enough to tie me to this broad for the next 50 years
“Good for Adele though, now she’s got a reason to be overweight and she’s got her fingers crossed for a miscarriage so she can drop multi-platinum album #2.”
Congrats pres. You made me laugh out fucking loud.
Small price to pay (picking up and dropping off a kid at her mansion once in a while) if you ask me. I would rather fuck a fat chick in order to fly around the world staying in five star hotels than not fuck a fat chick and eat Panera five days a week in EP’s basement. Grow up Feitelberg.
afitzgerald595- did you not see the name of the person who wrote this or is that some lame attempt at a joke?
guy is SET for life! He already has a kid from his previous marriage so what’s another one to make sure you reel in the dough!
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I gotta agree with Feitelberg here. Unless you’re a high school dropout who’s gonna be working at McDonald’s for the rest of your life, it makes no sense for a dude to marry someone ugly for money. That’s a chick move, that’s their game
I went home with a fat chick once….a bunch’a times!!!!!!!
@patsfan26 – who said anything about marrying her? Just father a child with her and collect huge checks for the next 18 years (at a minimum). It reminds me of the Chappelle Show skit where Dave marries Oprah. I actually might marry her though, why not? See the world on her dime and cheat on her at every opportunity. And for the record, I am a college graduate earning a comfortable living doing a job I don’t hate in a private office with a view. But we’re talking about millions upon millions of dollars here!
Her music is overrated it’s not even funny. And why the hell would you want a kid at 24? Celebrities suck.
Fine even if it’s not marriage, just having a kid with an ugly rich person is a chick move. Guys care about looks and chicks care about money. Everybody knows that’s how it works. You can’t fuck with this system. It’s been this way since the beginning of time. If you’re already making reasonable money and you can afford your current lifestyle then there’s no reason to settle for an ugly chick just to make more money
@patsfan26: Full disclosure: I also said I would fuck a dead body for five minutes (KFC Radio episode 4) in exchange for instant ( read “magic”) free dry cleaning for life, so it’s possible I have less moral boundaries than your average person!
Yeah but this isn’t about morals. Even if you have less moral boundaries than the average person, I’m just saying it does you more harm than good to date an ugly chick with more money than you. No guy would sacrifice looks for money, it just doesn’t make sense
If it wasn’t for her voice, she’d be another fat monster sucking down D&D coffee with extra cream while screaming at her ugly half black kids in her ’94 Dodge Caravan.
are you serious? shes worth about a billion dollars… i dont care if she had aids herpes and a pussy that would chew your dick off id still be fucking her
get that money
I wouldn’t. Even for a million dollars. Sometimes, you just have to set standards for yourself. Some lines can’t be crossed.