Air Force Hockey Coach Not Pleased With 5-1 Victory…
Fucking coaches. Never satisfied. Like I don’t care what this coach says you can’t win a hockey game 5-1 and get as completely dominated as this guy is making it sound. You just can’t. I mean winning a hockey game by 4 goals is like winning a football game by 40. You can’t luck yourself into that type of blowout. You have to be better than the other guy. You just have to be. And how many reporters were in this press conference anyway? 2? This guy is still probably talking and the game was Saturday.
PS – Slopfest is my new word for the month.
UPDATE – The score the next night. Penn State 5 Air Force 1. This coach can coach for me anyday. Brilliant.

cmon coach. YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!
slopfest also accurately describes your physical appearance
I’m not watching an 11-minute video unless there’s a hot chick in it and my hog is out.
Coach must have known what he was talking about…they lost 5-1 the next night to Penn State.
Kissing Penn States ass because its a new program and it’s in everyone’s interest to keep their fans coming back. At least he pointed out they’re all “20 year old freshmen.”
Annapolis>Air Force
air force hockey holds a post game press conf?
who even cares? we played like shit but our eagle formation in flight practice was flawless so it doesnt even matter
How long til this guy gets fired? Puss Nation.
How much would you hate the goalie if you were a skater? Everyone gets insulted except for him. Fucking goalies…
“Penn State deserved a better fate.”
-Elmo
“mmmm…publicity” -air force hockey coach
He may be joining Golf Coach Matt Mahanic from Huntingdon for some golf in his free time – more pussification, Matt you did Bobby Knight proud, well done!
Penn State won saturday night 5-1… guy was spot on.
I tweeted it first.
Goalies get hot Pres. If you were a real hockey fan, you’d know that
im telling you, sandusiky was a brick wall in net