ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! 1 MONTH TILL FCKIN FOAM WORCESTER…..ARE YOU READY!!!!!!!
1 month from today. Barstool Foam at the DCU center. 6,000 Stoolies going absolutely bananas in the foam. Our biggest party we’ve ever thrown. I honestly can’t wait for this tour to begin. There are so many frauds out there right now trying to copy us and saying they do Foam parties. No you don’t bro. When 95% of your crowd wears braces and the average age is 14 years old and you don’t have enough foam to fill a bath tub and no lights that ain’t a party. That’s a disgrace. The haters and other DJ’s always say “What’s so great about a Barstool party? Why would I pay 50 bucks?” Well how about asking anybody who has been to one? There is a reason everybody says it’s the best night of their lives. It’s the Barstool difference. It’s 10 years of building a party brand. There is a reason we get banned and nobody else does. Because we party harder, stronger and better than everybody else. Deal with it. The Autumn wind is pirate…..
PS – This event is about 75% sold out. If you wait you are going to pay $200 bucks on stubhub. Don’t complain to us when that happens. Buy tickets sooner rather than later

God these posts are annoying
ALERT ALERT ALERT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!!!!!! YOU MONEY HUNGRY JEW GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!!
Prez, you better start giving away blowjobs and free tickets because how it looks now you have a lot of damn tickets to sell.
I can’t fucking wait for this show!! Actually – I can’t wait to read the comments section after it gets cancelled 30 minutes after the start….
Alert, alert. Almost 1 and no guess that ass. One of the only reasons to still come to this site.
I’d rather be a three-legged gerbil at a gay rights convention.
How about make the tickets cheaper you JEW. $60+ for a fucking party is outragious. No wonder why the it has not sold out yet and it’s in home state headquarters.
when i was a kid they were called Raves, and they were free
6 out of 25 shows “sold out” not too shabby. Half of the Sox starting lineup would kill to finish the year with an average like that.
How’d that “On the Pontoon” boat cruise turn out. Haven’t heard a peep about it….
Que the countless RT’s from Portnose on Twitter from the monkeys who declare it the greatest night of their life.
your Blacklight parties were stolen from dayglow
These tickets are selling like whatever the opposite of hotcakes is.
A+ blog. Hilarious.
I’d rather eat a sandwich full of dogshit than spend 8 seconds in Worcester…nevermind with an ugly, old, hairy, hunchback creep with popularity delusions creeping out every female within 100 yards.
I love how KFC tried to bribe the ass terrorist girl with foam tickets and she told him to go fuck himself and demanded tickets to something else, made my day
What a disgraceful use of the DJais video to promote your shitty $60 raves.
who caught the sweet footage of that possibly possessed, definitely underage, gremlin at the 56 second mark? and more importantly, which one of you geniuses decided it was worth of a few seconds of screen time?
Any update if Aly Raisman is gunna take you up on that “VIP status” offer? haha you delusional old fart.
This “Foam” must be a pretty good transmitter of std’s. Nonetheless I still may bite the bullet for that amount of hot poon