Alex Rodriguez: AKA – Bitch Tits
ESPN – New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez could return from a hip injury in as few as 10 days. But he is already back in the headlines. More details from Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts’ book “A-Rod” were released Wednesday by the New York Daily News. The book alleges Rodriguez did not stop using steroids when he went to the Yankees, and he might have been using as far back as high school, the Daily News reports.Rodriguez has admitted to using performance-enhancers while with the Texas Rangers from 2001 to 2003, but insists he gave up the habit when he was traded to the Yankees in 2004. Roberts broke the story that A-Rod failed a steroid test in 2003. Yankees teammates, Roberts writes, nicknamed Rodriguez “B—h T–s” in 2005 because he put on 15 pounds in the offseason that resulted in round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids.
Other things alleged in Roberts’ book, according to the Daily News:
• A-Rod “pitch tipped” when he played for the Rangers by letting opponents at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games. A-Rod expected players he helped would reciprocate when he was having an off night and needed to get his batting average up.
• A-Rod’s off-the-field antics including his poker habit; his divorce from his wife, Cynthia; his relationship with Madonna and his other affairs are detailed.
• A-Rod was hated at Hooters, where he tipped the minimum 15 percent.
Fuck Arod. He just totally screwed me over. People think the tshirt business is easy? Well it ain’t. I still got a shit load of ARoid shirts in my warehouse/apartment and now we get this story that his nickname was “Bitch Tits.” No fucking way an Aroid shirt can compete with that. Yeah, I’ve already put in the order to get “Bitch Tits” tshirts made up but I’m just afraid that by the time they arrive we’ll hear yet another ridiculous Arod story like Madonna’s pet name for him was Vagina Face or something. I can’t fucking keep up with this guy. It’s bad money chasing bad money. Every time you think you’ve heard the most ridiculous Alex Rodriguez story possible he comes out with something better and it’s killing my tshirt profits. Oh well looks like it’s time for the first ever Barstool Tshirt Sale. Fucking Arod. Slow down dude. You’re killing me over here.
PS – Love how he’s hated at Hooters. That takes a special type of asshole.
If they hate you at a fine establishment like Hooters, how bad can he really be?
he only tipped 15% because they wouldn’t hire him. His bitch tits didn’t fill out their shirts well enough.
Vagina Face LOL
I’m willing to put a pretty good wager that you can thank David Wells for penning the name “Bitch Tits” … He’s pretty much one of the only Yankees you can’t really hate personally I think he’s great for the Red Sox organization..especially from the bleachers at the new yankee stadium
makes sense… you wouldn’t tip that big at hooters if your bitch tits were bigger than their’s.
I’m sure they’ll go on-sale. The don’t worry be manny shirts are still full price.
best nickname ever – high- fucking larious
They like John Daly out at hooters ’cause he’s got bitchin titties.
In all fairness, wasnt there a reader email from a cab driver bitching about Damon and Jeter taking a cab to Fenway and tipping like 3 bucks while A-Rod had a $50 and didn’t ask for change after something like a $12 fare?
Just sayin – trashy Hooters chick who are pissed they didn’t bang him and get a chance to splash it all over the tabloids aren’t the greatest news source.
Everything else, from his bitch tits to tipping pitches…
Pretty believeable.
I’m sure he will be welcomed back at all of the games around the league.
If you are a guy and they hate you at Hooters, you are about on the same level as the Taliban.
John Henry was gonna call Linda bitch tits, but went with that smitten shit instead.
what would you people do without the yankees? you would all be lost and probably not even like baseball or the red sox…
Agent47, you must have missed the post that scientifically proves that Boston has the best baseball fans in the world. It’s science.
I fucking hate bitch tits and the yankees as much as the next guy, but i’m calling bullshit on this tipping pitches thing… no fucking way does any major leaguer do that.
You know how I know this is bullshit? He says he did it in the hopes that they’d return the favor so they could all have higher batting averages. That’s fucking garbage because tipping pitches would drive your pitcher’s ERA through the roof. You think they’d be cool with it? Fuck no. If any pitcher ever found out his shortstop was doing this they’d flip… that’s bullshit and it makes me question everything else in this book.
Agent Tummy Sticks, do us all a favor and go back to harlem and contract the swine flu you filthy slut!
DVN – I actually believe the pitch tipping and that those guys did it back to him. No one in the history of baseball has hit more solo home runs when his team is up or down 7 runs than A-Rod, and this might just explain it. His stats have always been padded in blowouts and now it makes sense. Well, he’s a choke artist, so that explains why he sucks when it’s close. But this explains why he’s great in a blowout. Bitch Tits!
Beantown, thats a good fuckin point — didn’t even think of that.
that is an unreal point beantown.. it all makes perfect sense now! what a turd ferguson a-fraud is.
My mistake Mr. Hankey,
I should have known our gov’t would waste our money on scientifically finding out who has the best fans in the country. Must be the swine flu the Col. was talking about.
hey thats not our fault they waste money
God i love steroids… yummm
Getting bitch tits removed is fucking painful.
Try saying “Bitch Tits Pitch Tipped” ten times fast.
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