DM - Amanda Bynes is fast mastering the art of her own downfall, flouting rules of a suspended driving license and smoking from what is alleged to be a hash pipe. The incident is the latest episode in a long line of disasters that have plagued the troubled star since she left acting in 2010 after starring alongside current hot property, Emma Stone, in Easy A. It is believed Amanda was first spotted in the parking lot of Baja Fresh in the San Fernando Valley, where she smoked from the pipe and ate takeout tacos after being struck by the munchies. Last week, Amanda was charged with two hit and run charges and faces court later this month. Her driving license has also been suspended, thought to have stemmed from when she refused to give a sobriety test following an arrest in April for a DUI misdemeanor after sideswiping a police car.Yet father Rick defended his daughter, telling People in April: ‘She was not drunk. I was told that she blew a zero on the breathalyzer. She didn’t have a single drink that night. She doesn’t drink.’

I LOVE this slut. Don’t like her. Love her. Like there is riding dirty and then there is riding dirty. This is fucking riding real fucking dirty. Just a hot mess, suspended license, smoking dope, wolfing down Baja Fresh dick wrecking machine. Do it Bynes! Do it! Papi likes! Listen I may not know much about life but I know this much. This is when you move in for the stuff. Crack a couple jokes, give her some Molly and boom balls deep.

PS – I’m going to be exactly like Amanda Bynes dad if I have a daughter. Just live in a total fantasy world. Like I don’t care what the hell is going on around her I’m just going to pretend she’s still a wholesome little virgin. Way easier to go through life that way than thinking she has a drug problem and is getting stuffed in the back of the dancefloor at a Blackout Party.