(TMZ) - It was only a matter of time, but Amanda Knox has already gotten her first offer from a porn company — but there’s a HUGE twist … because this deal offers CASH without having to show ASS.  Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch tells TMZ, “We would like to offer her the opportunity to be our vivid.com spokesperson and represent the studio at trade andretail events.”He adds, “This would involve no nudity or sex.  Of course we would welcome talking to her if she wants to pursue this direction, but the decision is totally hers to express.” So far, we’re told Hirsch is still waiting for a response.

Vivid is a fucking weird company. They’re a lot like the Mets. A once proud franchise who will just throw money at whoever is hot right now. Briana Banks ain’t walking through that door. Tera Patrick has been put out to pasture. Lanny Barbie can bring the heat but she’s not at the top of anyone’s charts anymore. Vivid needs publicity. So what do they do? They ask anybody in the news to fuck on camera for them. I’m actually a bit offended they haven’t asked me yet. Hey Vivid, Amanda Knox was on the internet for  like a week, I’m on it every day. I’ll fuck on camera for a million dollars. Wait, what’s that? This contract doesn’t involve nudity or sex?! Byahaha! Fucking Vivd, you sly bastards you! That’s like when I invite a girl over to watch a movie. “Yea, yea come on over. We’ll just watch Fast and Furious and hangout. I’ll make some popcorn.” My fucking ass. By the time the opening credits start I’ll already have gotten shut down twice. That’s obviously their plan. Casually start making her show a little more skin and next thing you know, it is on.

My question is, how much would they have to pay you to be Amanda Knox’s co-star? Probably more than they’d pay her right? You gotta imagine the guy would be like “Hey listen, Amanda. I totally believe you didn’t kill that chick. But at the same time, I’d really like the police to be on hand during filming. No, no I trust you! I really do! I’d just be more comfortab — wait, this is a threesome? Oh fuck that. I’m out!”