And the Pussification of America Continues…High School Baseball Coach Fired When Parents Complain That Starting Freshman Over Upperclassman Is Embarrassing To Their Sons Who Suck
Syracuse.com – Pete Birmingham, who led the Class B Marcellus High School Mustangs to sectional and state regional baseball championships last season, said he was forced to resign after a disagreement with Marcellus athletics director Brad Dates. “I was forced out. Resign or be fired, I was told,” said Birmingham, who was the coach at Marcellus for nine years. His teams compiled a 51-20 record over the last three seasons, and the current team is 1-3. According to Birmingham, the flap with the AD started because Birmingham elevated freshmen from the junior varsity and was playing them ahead of juniors and seniors, which upset the parents of the upperclassmen. One parent who still has a son on the team said it was embarrassing for upperclassmen to sit on the bench while freshmen were in the starting lineup. That parent asked not to be identified, fearing retribution for the son. “The athletics director told me two different times that we weren’t going to be very good this year anyway, so why not put the freshmen back on the JV team and play the upperclassmen, which would stop the phone calls from disgruntled parents,” Birmingham said.
This sums it up doesn’t it? The pussification of America at it’s finest. Like since when did High School baseball become Little League? Now everybody has to play and hold hands and sing kumbaya? What’s next? Everybody gets to make varsity and get one at bat and play 2 innings in the field? Why even bother to keep score anymore? Hey here is the deal. If a Freshman is better than a senior the Freshman plays. It’s that simple. That’s just how it works. If you ain’t good enough you ain’t good enough. The world needs ditchdiggers too. Seriously what are parents going to do when their kids enter the real world? Call and complain that somebody younger got a job or promoted over them even though they are better? Give me a break.


“why not put the freshman back on JV, so my kid can play.” Holy shit. If you’re worried that your 17-18 year old son can’t handle having someone better than him at high school baseball, I hope you’re ready for him to live out his days on food stamps.
http://knockedthefuckout.com/
is this a fucking joke
i dont know how many more of these pussification stories i can take prez. like i might have to become one of those doomsday prepers people because there is no chance the world wont be a complete clusterfuck in 10-20 years when this generation of the biggest pussies the human species has ever seen reach adulthood and are forced into the real world. we are so fucked.
ps – what the hell is up with the lack of Hoss Goldstein love letter blogs? those things were blogging gold
why hasn’t dherres057 domain been banned yet? c’mon people, get on top of this shit.
exactly what ezbreezey said…each one of these articles makes me want to move the fuck out of this pussy ass country.
dude dherres… your blog fucking sucks, quit spamming every god damn comment section with it. these comment sections are solely meant for ripping on pres’s nose and making up hilarious tales about dro man and will i am not. seriously it is annoying
he world needs ditchdiggers too.
elpres has used this about fucking 30 times in the last few days, FML
Somewhere John Calipari sits and has a good laugh at this article.
dherres057, your blog is terrible. go kill yourself
Goddamn right, they should be like Pres and gladly accept their senior roles as “depth on both sides of the ball”
These articles would be funny if you DIDN’T SAY THE SAME FUCKING THINGS EVERY SINGLE TIME. Yeah we get it, America is becoming pussified, blah blah blah. Shut up kike
Idk why I read pussification of america anymore, it just makes me angry. If your son sucks at sports, its your fault for not having kids with an athlete.
It’s simple, I got called up as a freshman to mid-relieve, close out some games. I took some kids job and he whined. I threw at his head in batting practice. These things are best taken care of on the field.
School administrators are the people that sucked at things as kids and were always “hurt” when those who were better got the opportunities they didn’t. Now that they are in a position of power and realize their lives suck (because they are school administrators and that sucks) they think it is because they were always “hurt” but really it is just because they suck.
@EZBreezy: Spot on. This shit is truly pathetic and I fear for our country’s future. Not even kidding, either.
I blame this squarely on all the 1960s feel-good self-esteem movement bullshit. We would’ve lost the Cold War if this generation had been in control then.
peytonsucksballs still a fuckin retard i see
Dro Man was called up to play Varsity in junior high. They complained and he promptly put a boot up someones ass. That’s when he coined the phrase “Can’t you smell what the Rock is cooking?” Rest is history. Just ask Hasselbeck.
While our children are becoming pampered and spoiled, the new Chinese generation can see the possibilty of success and are becoming leaner and more efficient every day. The Romans became complacent and it was there downfall.
seen this in basketball before, actually. Coach will promote Freshmen and sophomores and start them over the Seniors who had winning seasons, so the freshmen play together on the varsity team and be better playing together in their senior years. Except it backfired, pissed of a lot of parents and 3 years later those freshmen were drunk 24/7 and played like shit. Oh, and the team didn’t have a winning season for those 4 years.
FYI its not will i am, its blackdude broski, get it right, and Dro Man once told elpres he could get him a black nose off the black market, but he had to play basketball uptown with Ed Norton
These parents should be ashamed. Is it fair to the freshmen who is clearly BETTER than your senior son? This shit happens all the time in HS sports its embarrassing to the game
@ stro….you are a real man. these things are supposed to be taken care of on the field. my god what a bunch of pussies this country is raising
maybe we should have let alge crumpler play all season instead of gronkowski in 2010. i mean… fair is fair.
knocked the fuck out . com
And this is the problem when you promote the type of culture in youth sports where “everyone deserves to play the same amount”. That’s fine when kids are 5-10 years old. But alot of these kids & parents never outgrow this mentality, and they’re not prepared for the real world. When you reach high school, it’s pretty simple. The best players play. Doesn’t matter if you’re an 18 y.o. senior guy, or a 14 y.o. freshman girl.
These parents are an absolute embarassment. If you’re 18 y.o. son can’t beat out a 14 y.o. freshman, he doesn’t deserve to play. Instead of bitching to the AD, teach your kids a life lesson about being happy with what abiities you have.
I actually had this problem on a med school hockey team with people who were 25+ years old. There were players who were just learning the game, and could barely skate. They didn’t understand why they wouldn’t play the last half of the 3rd period in close games. I seriously had to sit down on review this concept with the entire team.
Um, parents of the shitty ball player who’s lucky the team lets him wear a jersey, Brad Dates called. He would like it if you could please return his balls to him in order to avoid hurting his feelings….
I was a senior bench player. Never been more fucking proud.
talk about mind bottling
this is exactly what happened to my father when i was a freshman in high school, except the kids/parents made up lies about my father swearing and throwing equipment. this is nothing new, you want a story pres… shit happened to me, only 13 years ago, this is nothing new
Hey iron eagle. Those people who couldn’t skate probably thought u were a huge Hardo playing on a Med school team with people who can’t skate, taking games really seriously.
every team i coach i send out the tryout waiver (primarily for injuries) that clearly states if johnny makes the team he is guaranteed nothing and must earn all of his playing time. parents who dont like it always seem to be the ones whose child is cut in the first group of cuts
The article forgot to mention that the son of Tice, the school’s superintendent, went from not playing to starting the first game after the coach was let go. Perhaps the seniors would have seen the light had he made them Lay facedown in a graveyard like the football coach