And the Pussification of America Continues: Ipswich Principal Cancels Middle School Honors Night In Favor Of All Inclusive Assembly Because He Doesn’t Want To Hurt Kids Feelings Who Didn’t Make It
IPSWICH, Mass. (MyFoxBoston.com) – An Ipswich principal is in hot water with some parents after he reportedly canceled the middle school’s Honors Night. David Fabrizio, principal of Ipswich Middle School, notified parents of his plan to eliminate the school’s Honors Night last week. “The Honors Night, which can be a great sense of pride for the recipients’ families, can also be devastating to a child who has worked extremely hard in a difficult class but who, despite growth, has not been able to maintain a high grade point average,” Fabrizio penned in his first letter to parents. Fabrizio also said he decided to make the change because academic success can be influenced by the amount of support a student receives at home and not all students receive the same level of emotional and academic support at home.Parents say they feel he is bringing down the education system; however, Fabrizio says he plans to include the honors ceremony with a previously planned end of the year assembly where students will be recognized in front of the entire student body.
Let me just say this. If you work hard in middle school and can’t make honor roll than you are a certified retard. And I don’t just casually throw around the word retard either. I’m using it here in the literal sense. Like you have down syndrome or something. You must. So this guy’s whole logic about kids being heartbroken makes no sense. A monkey could make middle school honor roll if they put their mind to it.
But having said that even if what this guy said was true about kids being heartbroken this is still idiotic. Because guess what? There are winners and losers in life. Some people are smarter than others. Some are better at sports. The longer you pretend everybody is the same the bigger disservice you are doing for kids. At some point you got to taste failure. Not only to make you work harder, but so you can find something you are good at rather than going through life thinking you’re the best at everything and can do whatever you want. The world needs ditchdiggers too. The sooner school administrators stop giving out participation trophies and pretending everybody is equally special the better off this country will be. Shit like this makes me want to puke.


communist.
This is how you start my day off. WTF America. Sick of these stories. So fucking enraged and I haven’t even started digging this ditch.
…ridiculous……so your kids aren’t to bright….Well the world needs ditch diggers too
You realize you’re doing the same exact disservice with Feits and JMac, right?
wrong pres, this rocks just one less school assembly
Ipswich is pussy but everyone go to NICKS FAMOUS ROAST BEEF
what the parents said to the principle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2v-8ctq5x4
Maybe I’m off base here, but I’m pretty sure that the kids who don’t make the honor roll in middle school aren’t exactly the type who would be offended if they couldn’t go.
I can’t wait until every athlete goes all-conference so that “no one’s feelings get hurt.”
Nick’s is in Beverly shithead….clearly geography wasn’t you strong-suit
Do you copy and paste every single blog about school administrators?
I like this idea, actually. Make sure these kids realize if you’re not fucking a cheerleader and scoring touchdowns, you’re nothing.
Straight A student in middle school. Never did a second of homework. Partied all the time. Slayed bitches on the reg. Got wasted, daily. And even still had time for chess club.
I bet Dog the Snow Plow Driver didn’t make the Honor Roll in middle school, and look how good he turned out.
this is the new age world we’re moving towards. you think they have this kind of attitude in china??? no sir. they’re taking over the world one slanty-eyed gook at a time. they don’t use kid gloves on their younger generations. america used to be a place you could be proud of. this is the kind of shit that makes you rethink that sentiment
I’m from Ipswich and that shit is embarrassing. Never thought a pussification of America would feature my home town. Also true that you have to be an idiot to my make honor roll, and I definitely didn’t make honor roll once.
Can’t really say I hate this move. These awards are for the parents. 6th graders don’t give a shit about the honor roll.
In other Ipswich news the football team has decided that there will longer be starters. All kids on the team will play all positions at the same time.
Dear Terrorists, we’re canceling the war because we don’t want to hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are losing.
Can’t wait til these kids graduate college and can’t find a job and start blasting heroin in their veins so they can feel good again.
Pres you could’ve slayed this blog with the line – “The world needs CLAM diggers too.” Ipswich. See what I did there?
whats renee doing in germany?
This reminds me of one of my favorite “demotivational” posters: http://www.despair.com/potential.html
This doesn’t surprise me. Ipswich kids are beach fags.
http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/03/19/in-ipswich-everyones-a-winner-middle-school-principal-cancels-honors-awards-might-hurt-other-kids-feelings/
So glad Ipswich unblocked barstool so everyone can see this
someone needs to work at Target. Why does everyone expect every kid to turn into some titan of industry. We need people to do the shitty brainless monkey jobs. Everytime I see a grown man wait tables, I think to myself, “where did he go wrong”?
Love how the top comment nowadays usually involves bashing Fiets regardless of what the blog post is about or who posted it.
dtrain, you’re 100% right, but in fairness to me, that was a spot on comparison.
i feel heartbroken that Richard Branson has more money than me, who do i see about the check to make us equal?
FUCK THIS SHIT – I am so sick of it, man I’m 32 can’t wait to see how it’ll be in a decade or so once I start having kids that age. So let me ask you this, should they eliminate the varisty letter night and sports awards too? All the kids who get gold medals in track and field, make all-state in football and baseball, or snag a scoring record in basketball don’t get their awards either? This is fucking bullshit. You make honor roll you get honors night. You get inducted in the hall of fame or get all-conference/all-state you get your award night. For fuck sake
If you can’t make honors in middle school you should probably just drop out, contemplate suicide, and apply to Mc Donald’s for the rest of your life because you are a failure as a human. Besides high school, middle school was the biggest joke of my life. You don’t get trophies for striking out to lose the game in life. Life’s tough. Get a helmet.
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