And the Pussification of America Continues: Penn State Pays Bars Cash Bribes Not To Serve Beer On State Patty’s Day
Centredaily – Several State College taverns will not sell alcohol on State Patty’s Day, this Saturday. The Partnership: Campus & Community United Against Dangerous Drinking, a collection of Penn State and local leaders, announced Tuesday that 34 bars agreed to not serve alcohol in trade for a $5,000 subsidy, according to a partnership news release. The money is expected to offset lost revenue the businesses normally would have received by serving alcohol. Taverns in the so-called “alcohol-free zone” will still offer food and non-alcoholic drinks, according to the release.“This could be a turning point in the conversation on high-risk drinking on this particular weekend,” Courtney Lennertz, president of the University Park Undergraduate Association (UPUA) and a member of The Partnership, said in the release. “As students, we need to consider the bigger picture of our actions. We just raised an incredible $12.3 million dollars for Thon, but just one week later, we damage that reputation with a weekend of large-scale binge drinking. We hope that everyone will do their part on State Patty’s Day weekend to make our home an alcohol-free zone.”
Boo! Hiss! Boo! As I’ve said many times on these airwaves I have a fundamental problem with any decision that is made by the extreme minority under the premise that the majority isn’t smart enough or capable enough to make decisions for themselves. I mean there is no way 99% of the campus isn’t bullshit about this move yet somehow the 1% wins. They somehow have decided they need to protect everybody from themselves. This is not the answer to anything. The point of college is teaching kids to make responsible decisions on their own accord. Not treating them like they still live at home with their parents and aren’t real people yet. If a 21 year old kid can’t figure out how to hold his alcohol that’s on him. Like what happens when he graduates next year and St. Patrick’s Day isn’t banned? Will he just die?
Bottomline is if he does something stupid that’s on him. Learning how to deal with your own actions is part of growing up. It’s the whole point of college. That’s the time to go fucking bananas. Having the administration ban anything they don’t like defeats the entire purpose of going to school. Not to mention the fact all this is going to do is cause kids to get twice as fucked up in their dorms and shit now. Eventually one day people will learn that college drinking has always existed and will always exist. There is no way to stop it. The worst solutions are always ones dumb enough to pretend you can.

Do students still go to Penn State?
Good. They can’t drink away the fact that they go to a school that let kids get raped. Fuck them.
Ouch what a pain in the ASS no Sandusky
This certainly shoots Courtney Lennartz to the top of the “I’m a Raging Cunt” List. This broad is a senior at Penn State and is behind the motion to ruin one of the best things that place has going. They should hang her from Beaver Stadium
RIP State Patty’s ;(
Still better than any school in mass-a-two-shits
you know schools make WAY too much money when they can throw 170,000 at this bullshit (I had to use a calculator)
They should spend 5,000 sheckels to close that fat jewish kids bar mitzvah
I wonder what the school administrators were doing when they were 19 on St Pattys Day. Sad shit.
I wonder what the school administrators were doing when a football coach was diddling kids in a shower. Sad Shit.
So not allowing beer on st. pattys is considered a school outrageous travesty by state students but praising a coach that allows his D-coordinator to finger little boys assholes is cool because he was a good dude otherwise…. fuck state kids
So first they shut down the frats.. then they shut down the bars.. which are the two safest places to drink here (rules, supervision) and now if you’re caught underage drinking you get the auto $500 fine and if you cant pay it then you’re sent to jail for the night. Also said that if you do get an underage it cant be expunged from your record when you turn 21… They even want to crush anyone of the legal age with public drunkenness! It’s fucking Orwell’s 1984. I feel like if I go out on Saturday I’ll be thrown in jail. Pussification of America indeed.
Yeah, cause the kids just won’t turn Friday and/or Sunday into State Paddys Day at the bars, and then drink in Dorms/off campus on Sat….Probably just turned the event into a 3 day binge instead of just 1….Solid job.
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State Pattys . . . on both blogs? do you guys copy and paste this shit or what?
Looks like the 35th bar is going to make a shitload of money on St. Pattys Day.
These bars would be stupid to not try and make it BYOB and just provide mixers. 2 a coke on top of the 5,000. Plus all the juices, they could even pour the drinks for everyone who wanted them too. Clear out their liquor and replace it will the students. Anything left at the bar at the end of the night becomes property of the bar. Win win
That Courtney chick is far less of an ugly pig than i imagined…that said this seems like one of the worst decisions of all time…
U MEAN HOW LIBERALS DONT BELIEVE THAT THEY CAN MAKE DECISIONS FOR THEMSELVES AND NEED THE GOVERNMENT TO HOLD THEIR HANDS? U VOTED FOR OBAMA U STUPID JEW
First off, fuck Penn State and all the whiny assholes from Penn State who bitched and moaned they were being treated unfairly during the Sandusky child rape chaos.
Second, I fucking hate St Patrick’s Day. It’s an excuse for idiotic behavior. In Ireland, people go to Church on St Pattys day. In Southie, it is time for every white thrash mutt to act like pieces of shit. All those fucking morons with Shamrock tattoos couldn’t name the Prime Minister of Ireland or any city not named Dublin.
So fuck Penn State, fuck all you Irish wannabe losers, and most importantly, go fuck your mother.
That felt good, needed to spit out some hate.
Oh yeah, Neil sucks.
Why don’t they just move it to another weekend? Bars make 5,000$ and the kids can drink that weekend without losing their ‘holiday’. Seems like a win win
tornopen fucking kill yourself dude
Nailed it. Professor Portnoy strikes again!
@Burnout01 is on point. if I owned a bar at State College, the next Friday and Saturday night would be the first annual all you can drink weekend after St. Patty’s Day celebration. Maybe the Blackout crew could take advantage of this situation.
@asshole….. Couldn’t agree with you more. Fucking assholes voted for Obama because the media told them to and they wonder WTF is up with the country.
It’s PADDY’S not PATTY’S…. St. Patrick was a man not a chick
You stole my line about 1% within like 3 hours.
Nowadays any dipshit in a suit believes they can save people from their own stupidity by passing a similarly unmerited mandate (e.g. Church in Louisiana forced to stop giving out water because it have a permit, it’s illegal in some states to collect rainwater that falls on your own property, or the ability to sell natural cures for cancer even if they work, etc.) In regards to the bars I’m calling bullshit on accepting the $5k trade. Of Penn States student population, at least 35% or ~20k kids are of legal drinking age; and I haven’t even factored in the kids that flock in from out of town. Bottom line, statistically they should be able to make that back in no time.
Obviously this boils down to Penn State attempting to look good in the eyes of the juror in their recently filed suit against the misappropriation of the NCAA under Mark Emmert.
so students can drink Monday through Friday of that week and then take the weekend off