And the Pussification of America Continues – Volleyball League Institutes Dynasty Rule To Prevent Same Team From Winning More Than 3 Times In A Row
We play in “semi-competitive dodge ball league up in Portsmouth, NH.. well they just made it much less competitive by creating a new rule, which only happens to apply to our team: From:
From: NHSSC Info <email@example.com>
Date: September 4, 2012 9:07:04 PM EDT
Subject: Attn Seacoast Semi-Competitive Dodgeball Players
We’ve heard your feedback from past leagues, and we are all ears as to how we can improve this league. As a result of player feedback, we are instituting a “dynasty rule.” This rule will ensure that no team that wins three seasons in a row may continue with more than 50% of the original players. No, we’re not trying to detract from a team’s success, but when the same team wins every season, sometimes it puts a damper on the excitement of play for the rest of the teams involved. We are also open to any rule changes this season based upon feedback at the captain’s meeting. Within reason, we are happy to tweak this league to keep it challenging and exciting for semi-competitive dodgeball players. Sign up today and please join us at the captain’s meeting (even if you’re not a captain) at the preseason party to voice your feedback. Thanks, and we hope to see you on the court! The NHSSC I literally puked in my mouth a little bit reading this. Just such a disgrace. They Dynasty Rule? Are you kidding me? Dynasty’s don’t put a damper on the excitement for everybody else. They make it better. Like you literally don’t have one competivive bone in your body if you’d want to break up a dynasty. The only way to break up a dynasty is to beat them and nothing tastes sweeter.
I literally puked in my mouth a little bit reading this. Just such a disgrace. The Dynasty Rule? Are you kidding me? Dynasty’s don’t put a damper on the excitement for everybody else. They make it better. You literally must have less competitive spirit than Adrian Gonzalez if you’d want to break up a dynasty. I mean I’ve never played a day of semi competitive dodgeball in my life and all I want to do now is beat this team. I’m obsessed with it. Like I may join this league just to stomp on these guys. That’s what makes me a champion I suppose. The internal fire to beat anybody who says they are the best at anything. Cowards whine about dynasties. Leaders of men defeat them.