What am I missing about internet cafes? I mean everyone remembers this old guy, right…

I don’t even know what’s crazier. The fact that people still go to internet cafes, the fact that people rob internet cafes, or the fact that at every internet cafe there’s a white hair with an itchy trigger finger. Like I’m kind of starting to think that grizzly old war vets with nothing but shuffleboard and death on their calendar just hang out there waiting for some youths to storm in. I mean they obviously don’t know how to use a computer right? My grandparents still have an @aol.com email address and still get scared every time they hear the machine yell “You’ve got mail!!” No need to hang out in an room full of computers other than for target practice.