Between their subway systems and their swimming pools, I’m pretty sure China is the best place on earth to be a pervert. They’re basically just giving you loopholes to not be charged with a crime. Like oh sorry that my dick accidentally slipped into your bathing suit ma’am, I couldn’t help it. I got pushed by the eighty billion people behind me. It’s a foolproof defense. Not to mention the other obvious downfall to this pool, which is that it’s gotta be 95% piss and at least 35% shit. And that’s being conservative. I mean just imagine being in the middle of that clusterfuck and having last night’s General Tso’s chicken come knocking at your back door? You’re not moving a god damn inch. Only option is to aqua dump and hope it floats away which it won’t. DOOOOODDDDIIIIEEEEE!