(Atlantic) — Even Big Bird has to make some money. The Sesame Workshop’s 990 form for the 2010 tax year reveals that Caroll Spinney, the man behind the newsworthy yellow guy and Oscar the Grouch, made $314,072. That’s the most recent form available at Guidestar, which covers the tax year ended June 30, 2011. At MSN Jonathan Berr writes that Spinney’s salary shows that “like for-profit media companies, Sesame needs to pay top dollar to attract talent.” Spinney has played the bird since the show began in 1969, though others have stepped into the role at times.

 

I absolutely love people freaking out about this. Same people yelling that Romney hated Sesame Street are now the idiot 99%ers saying he makes way too much. I think I know a thing or two about this…

 

If anything Big Bird doesn’t make enough. Dressing up in a big mascot suit is literally the worst thing in the world. It’s awkward and hot as shit. Everyone is grabbing you and touching you and wants pictures. Meanwhile you literally can’t see a thing. You’re like Helen Keller walking through Times Square. Anyone complaining he makes too much can shut the fuck up. You want to deal with trying to teach urban youths how to count and how to identify colors and shapes and shit? No fucking thanks. Not for all the gold in Fort Knox. Let La’Shon figure out the difference between Blood Red and Crip Blue on his own. Manuel can rack his own brain until he realizes that dos means two. Seriously you ever seen Sesame Street? We have this romanticized view of it because we were kids. Should have been called Martin Luther King Jr Blvd. Never mind that piece of shit Oscar yelling at you from the trash can and that big blue bully the Cookie Monster stealing all your snacks at lunch. 314 thousand dollars a year for that? You can go fuck yourself.