Apparently Women’s Sexual Appetites Peak At 11 PM On Saturday Nights?
DM - There’s a time and a place for sex, and latest research suggests for women their desire peaks at 11pm on a Saturday night – the venue TBC. The finding is just of the statistics to emerge from a nationwide study investigating the truth behind female libido.
11 PM?! What the fuck am I supposed to do with 11 PM! Pregame doesn’t even start til 10:30 bro. And that’s assuming nap time and shower time and hair gel time and outfit time doesn’t run late. No chance I’m getting enough drinks in my system in a half hour to satisfy a ravenous sexual appetite by 11 PM. You take me to the bedroom at that point and I’m gonna be fully-self conscious, half-hard and bust a nut in 25 seconds. Then the whole rest of the night is ruined. How about you just hold that thought for like 2 hours so I can take you to a dark enough club and buy you enough shots to make you forget my dick is 5 inches hard. Seriously chicks are so needy it’s crazy. They have a window for sex? Meanwhile guys are making the sacrifice and walking around ready to fuck pretty much 24/7/365. And people say chivalry is dead.
first time you have ever written a semi humorous blog. grats
I doubt you’ve even got five inches. Pres’s nose maybe but not you.
Anyway, we need an update on Gracie. She promised Us she was here to stay. Please tell me killed herself.
What did you do, copy KFCs post word for word?
Who’s the smoke in the pic?
It said “women,” not “girls” you little twat.
This study is about women in the UK. Good reading comprehension.
This is why I start drinking on Saturday’s at 3pm. Or I’m just an alcoholic.
Who is this chick?
Nailed it with the last two sentences.
Don’t worry about it, Li’l Feits – nobody’s interested in having sex with you.
(except that older cousin of yours who introduced you to sword fighting…)
“It’s 11 PM somewhere” ~ Martin Vanger
Not to get overly technical, but wouldn’t that be 24/7/52?
Oh yah…NOT in my house…
Dude! I’m 5 inches too…. ughh
5 inches? Way to exaggerate fucker. You’re Jewish. Roll of dimes on a good day…
Prez, I hope you read this cause this blog describes my life and I thank you for posting this absolutely comedy. By the common for the common man indeed
no worries u just gotta hope the last guy she fucked was 5 inches. then it wouldnt be a big deal. find a girl with small hands. lmfao