Apple Is Patenting Shapes Like A Boss Now
(HuffPo) – Yes, it’s true: Apple has been granted a patent for the design of the original iPad, which, yes, is a rectangle with round corners. The design, which you can see below, is for the actual shape of the device, so you can ignore the actual screen on the tablet: What has been patented is at the edges, the “ornamental design” of the device.
God I love Apple. Just kicking ass and taking names everywhere. Doesn’t matter if it’s in the technological or the geometrical world, they’re coming for that ass. It’s a page right out of Bobby Valentine and Al Gore’s book. Just say you invented something obscure. Makes you look wicked cool. Ladies love entrepreneurs. There’s literally no downside. The burden of proof is on the prosecution, don’t have to prove shit. I invented #nofilter. Bobby V invented the wrap. Al Gore invented the internet and Apple invented the rounded rectangle. I dare someone to prove them wrong.
And for those wondering, yes I probably should throw a patent on #nofilter since I invented that. It’s getting pretty popular I think.
How come in that Pres video you were so nervous and weird and couldn’t even really speak?
Pres this article blo- oh. nevermind.
neil’s writing may be better than this #nofilter
Even when you were walking up the stairs I noticed you were all stiff and probably don’t walk up steps like that. At least I hope you don’t walk up stairs like that. What was going on?
fieghtlburger you suck so bad its almost comical, but still not funny
I invented the upper-decker.
Feits you are the foreskin of bss.. unnecessary, expendable, funny lookin.
inventing a hashtag makes you less of a man, not more, you fake fucking jew
I invented blumpkin cum tits
i think he had a butt plug in during that video
Feits, do you honestly think you are going to make a career out of this?
You had a pass in my book for the longest time because I thought your name was pronounced feetelberg. Like a fetus. Hilarious. Easily the most hilarious j-name I’ve ever heard. Fightelberg sounds like some shitty, rural town in Arkansas. Your one redeeming quality is now gone for me. Please retire.
Start your sentences with “just”. Use the word “literally” a lot. Sentences like, “Makes you look wicked cool.” All the hallmarks of an El Pres blog, but lacking the funny. You’re not even a real jew. I would fucking hate to be your dad, Feitelberg. What a disappointment.
I invented killing the Jews kill kill kill kill kill the Jew
Android you bitches