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After Pres’ blog on Friday we’ve gotten a bunch of emails with douchebaggy plate. The big thing they all have in common? The plates are attached to Corvettes. The only thing more idiotic than buying a Corvette is thinking people envy you because of it. King of hardo cars.
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Gotta be a great move getting a vanity plate that taunts police officers!
new ‘Vette = Hardo. Old ‘Vette that was bought = douche Hardo. Old ‘Vette painstakingly rebuilt or preserved by owner = still a Hardo, but at least gets a little respect for the work
The Greatest Hardo with the greatest Corvette Hardo plate – Duncan Malloy – Con Air “AZZKIKR”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcY3yh75SSI
maybe the byofficer guy is letting people know he sucks cock, but BI was taken?
Driver in pic 1 is the ultimate hardo for wearing a visor.
What does the vanity plate say on your Schwin?
If you’re driving a ‘Vette or a lifted 4×4 and want a vanity plate, you should have to get SML PNS or TNY DCK.
bad ass car, ruined by its own power to affordability ratio.
I’ve never seen A. A tall Corvette owner or B. A Corvette owner under the age of 45. So basically old people with small dicks buy corvettes.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Chevrolet-Corvette-convertible-1970-CORVETTE-CVT-4-SP-350-300-S-MATCHING-COLD-AIR-POWER-WINDOWS-BOTH-/160833122364?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item257266b03c
Stay tuned, I have a corvette plate coming to you “URSLOW.”
Corvettes are the lamest cars in the world. I literally laugh every time I see a 45 year old white haired dude driving it thinking he’s made it.
“The Less than Zero Corvette” is the ONLY acceptable answer to the question: Which is the only acceptable corvette?
Wow, you idiots must drive some really nice fucking cars apparently. I’d take a ’68 L88 in a fucking hearbeat. If you’re driving one of those, it’s pretty safe to say you’ve made it.
When I was 12 I was waiting outside a strip mall for some friends. In rolls a brand new red vette (sticker still on window, UBER Hardo move) and out of the passenger side walks a bombshell blonde. The car shakes oddly and out of the driver side door rumbles a 50 year old fatso….. and naturally he was going into the big n tall shop. That vette and bombshell/fatass visual first exposed me to what a golddigger was.
The Ultimate Compensator
Let’s not forget Steve Sanders “I8A4RE” from 90210.
So ashamed I remember that.
You guys are idiots. I’m 29, bought my corvette when I was 24. No vanity plates. Way better than driving around a Mazda or Subaru or whatever yall drive up North. Probably nothing because your parents dont have room in their driveway. My vette gets 33 mpg on the highway and 25 in town. Fun to drive and fast, nothing to do with a status symbol for me. Its a vette not a fucking ferrari. It’s people that dont have one that get so upset about Corvettes. Who cares
I’d drive the shit out of a Corvette, fuck this Hardo crap
I looked up golddigger in the dictionary just to see what it looked like:
http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/LP.jpg
Vettes suck in climates that get snow…. So up here it’s a hardo move, since you can only drive it 8 months out of the year.
The vanity plates are the hardo move. It doesn’t matter what fucking vehicle you put them on.
What’s the difference between corvettes and porcupines?
Porcupines have their pricks on the outside.
by stevie on July 2, 2012 at 3:40 pm
“bad ass car, ruined by its own power to affordability ratio.”
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Exactly, and Murray Chadwick has it right, too (although I’d prefer a ’67 L88.). Don’t trash the car because of the fact that some douchebags drive it. Factoring in the cost. the Corvette is, by far, the best sports car in the world and the pride of the U.S. Anyone who says otherwise eats retard sandwiches. No other car offers that kind of performance for the money, and the Vette powertrain is used by custom-car builders around the world. The current ZR1 kicks the dick off of models from Porsche, Ferrari, Aston Martin, and many others costing three or four times as much. It’s the 4th of July. USA! USA! USA!
Also, everything currently said about Vette owners has been said about
- BMW owners
- Porsche owners
- Ferrari owners
- Lambo owners
Yes, yes. Small dicks. Jealousy is a bitch.
ATTENTION EARTH: Here is the ultimate HARDO car and shirt combination: http://www.stage3motorsports.com/product/S101-022/Saleen-Ferraris-For-Breakfast-T-Shirt—OUT-OF-STOCK.html
Nothing says, “I have a tiny hammer” like driving a Corvette
I drive a fucking ford explorer I’d take a corvette in a second you fucking homosexuals.
“best sports car in the world”???
are you high?
only middle aged white men drive corvettes, too funny, fake mid life crisis bs
LMFAO @ RP hahaha
Ford GT is the best American sports car and its not even close…
GTR all day. My cousin drives his in winter like a boss with that AWD. He makes snow his bitch.
I’m with carlsweetchuck. I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with owning/driving a Corvette (assuming you live somewhere where it can be driven most of the year), and they clearly offer a ton of performance for the money. It’s the vanity plates that kill me. And the fact that the dude in the visor is driving a base model dressed up to look like the high end model (as someone who knows more about cars than me pointed out). I hope “BYOFFCR” gets a ticket every time he takes that thing out of the garage.
Some of the craziest drivers I see on a regular basis are men driving Volvo “turbo” station wagons. Just out of control reckless. I guess they’re trying to prove something to those of us who find a station wagon an odd chance for a man.
So to sum up this whole conversation, “I’m not gay! You’re gay!”
sports cars in general, high or low quality, are for the fuckin birds. i have no need to go 100 mph at any time. in fact, pretty much the only thing i care about with a car is that it’s high off the ground so i can see over traffic and that it’s not so shitty that something breaks on it every other month. speed is bottom of the totem pole for me. can it get up to 75 for the highway? great, that’s all i need. i have a chevy tahoe, and i love the shit out of it, other than the fact that it gets like 50 yards to the gallon. but i’ll take a big truck over some little racecar that’s begging to get wedged under an 18-wheeler all day, eyyyyyday.
and actually, i was just thinking with the “IPASSU” plate….there are few people i’m more embarrassed for than other drivers on the road who clearly take pride in going faster and being in front of you. absolute faggotry. why do people get a rise out of that? like when you go to pass someone but they speed up so you can’t? what the fuck is wrong with your psyche to make you do that? there’s a stoplight by my house that’s a two lane road, but immediately merges to one. not a single day goes by where the car next to me fucking FLOORS it when the light changes so they can get ahead, even to the point of almost causing an accident. fuckin ridiculous. i intentionally don’t even move until they take off now, i’m not giving them the satisfaction of thinking they just won something. fuckin lames everywhere i look, it’s unbelievable.
by rp on July 2, 2012 at 4:54 pm
“best sports car in the world”???
are you high?
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For that kind of money, yes, numbnuts. Nothing is even close. Don’t be a mental midget like Blackdude, an embarrassment to his people.
Corvette = poor mans race car
100percenthardo is apparently also 100percentretard.
Rumbling in a Dodge HEMI Ram 4×4 and loving it. Can see over everything, fear no weather and when I need to pass a crappy sports car like a Beamer it’s not an issue. And my dick is average length and quite fat like my truck.
chevy power
Harry Johnson apparently drives a corvette. Corvettes suck period.
Uhhh… only reason you are knockin vettes is because you’re a Jew, and just like playing hockey, Jews can’t drive vettes. Jews drives Saabs… gay. Tell me one car faster than a vette for the same or less money… right… there is none you jewbag. I ain’t even a muscle car guy… you just don’t knock vettes, it shows how much you richboys actually know about your 300hp luxury sedans… fags.
100percent: Not a Corvette Driver, I just call out stupidity when I see it.
I drive a Dodge Stratus!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2uUDkMYtrQ