Arizona Man Found Guilty of Arson Promptly Kills Himself In Courtroom After Hearing Verdict
DM – A horrified court room looked on today as a man who had just been convicted of burning down his $3.5 million mansion collapsed and died in front of them.Michael Marin, 53, was found guilty of arson by a jury in Maricopa County Superior Court. He appeared shocked and closed his eyes as the verdict was read before appearing to put something in his mouth and wash it down with liquid in a plastic water bottle. Marin burned down his Phoenix mansion on July 5, 2009 after it failed to sell at a charity auction. No one was injured in the blaze but the charge of committing arson of an occupied structure holds the same number of years in prison in Arizona as second-degree murder.
Power move. No other way to describe it. The guy made a game plan and he stuck to it. He said if these motherfuckers find me guilty I’m just going to kill myself and that’s exactly what did it. Guy can’t live in a cage. Can’t hate on that. To quote Peter McNeely if you don’t respect that than you have a big dump in your pants. I mean it would have been so easy to pussy out here. Like you have 5 seconds to make a play. Lot’s of guys would freeze in this situation, but not him. He rose to the occasion when all the chips were on the table. Well played. Jerry Sandusky should take notes. And yes this is 100% the play here. You’re 53 years old. You’re about to go to jail for 20 years. Fuck that noise. I’d much rather be dead than be some bad man’s fuck toy the rest of my life.
Going to prison wouldn’t be that bad if you lived in Arizona. For God’s sake, it’s 9 AM and 104 degrees out…at least they have A/C in the clink!
the man, i wish elpres would just wake up and do this
“THEN you have a big dump in your pants.”
Your English teachers all should take one of those pills.
Does being convicted of arson then killing himself in the courtroom get this guy laid…oh wait nevermind.
This then/than issue is getting ridiculous. You are an idiot Prez, you fuck up on that once a day now. Figure it out.
Was it just me or was there an excessive amount of good looking women in that courtroom? GTA for the blonde please.
Really??? Over Arson? What a pussy.
What can’twe get child molesters and assholes to do this before their trials?
Or better yet at the point they realize they are pediphiles, just off yourselves you fucking pussies, this guy did it over arsen what’s youre excuse?
i think you mean *you’re english teachers carlsweet. dumbass.
It’s that high maintenance blonde trim that made him do what he did. Poor bastard.
Attempted power move fail by maukstraussity to correct carlsweetchuck when in fact carlsweetchuck is correct.
You’re = you are. The sentence is not “You are English teachers…”
Although, side note, Pres is right here with his use of “then”. I’d rather be dead than get fucked.
The use of “then” would be “I would rather be dead then get fucked” if Pres wanted to be killed then fucked. As in kill me and THEN fuck me when I’m dead.
YOU’RE all welcome for the English lesson. I will go back to my nerd hole THEN kill myself.
Maukstrauss YOU’RE a fucking retard
@maukstraussity – I hope you’re not serious.
I like the kill yourself move in this situation. Decades in an Arizona prison? No thanks, time to check out. Nice for the taxpayers too.
What a hardo.
Prez, the fact that you’re alive means you like getting fucked in the ass.
Also, good effort maukstraussity, good effort.
what kind of death pill could he have taken? Maybe he just had a heart attack from the stress and shock of being found guilty. Is there a suicide pill out there?
@thelarrymullenband maybe I dont totally understand Hardo…..wouldnt this be the opposite of a hardo? a hardo would make a big scene like “I’m going to kill myself!” but then do nothing…….this was a huge BOSS move
@laryymullenband and @conquesttishhaberdasher this brings up a good debate, what is actually a true hardo move? when I first read this I thought hardo, but conquest made me possibly think otherwise. I’m confused now
Arizona law is fucked. My buddy got ONE DUI and is in jail for 45 days.
The real power move here isn’t the courtroom suicide, it’s burning down your own $3.5 million mansion just because it didn’t sell at a charity auction
To all the grammar police- get a life. You’RE on Barstool Sports correcting grammar. Pretty pathetic in my book.
I think it was just melatonin. Deep sleep.
schmaaa
is he in tent city with pink uniforms?
Maybe he has one of those pills to share with you. Just saying. Remember … power move.
@shmaaa – bet your buddy will think twice before he drinks and drives again.