As Cliche As It Is “The Move” Always Works In Real Life Right? (UPDATE – The girl is a former smokeshow)
UPDATE – I guess the girl who getting the move performed on her here is a former smoke? Fucking A man. What don’t I have my hands in?
So I saw these pictures today of one of the dudes from the Hunger Games and his girlfriend doing “the move” from Dirty Dancing in the ocean. Yeah I know the move is cliché. I know they did it in Crazy, Stupid, Love. But here is something else I also know.“The move” is the single best closer there is. It’s like the old Green Bay Packers Power Sweep. Everybody knows it’s coming and you still can’t stop it. I guarantee no chick has ever had “the move” successfully done on her and not instantly gotten stuffed. Granted I’ve never done it because I’m not strong enough to pull it off, but if I was I’d be doing it every two seconds. Just snatching up strangers off the street and throwing them into the move. In fact I think it may be my new goal in life. I’m going to practice doing the move with the First Lady and then use it on the Blackout Tour on groupies. Done and done.
Seriously though this is for all our legions of female stoolies. If a dude does the move on you than you automatically go ATM right?
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PS – This is the only thing I can think of that comes close to “The Move”
what the fuck are you talking about?
“Nobody puts Jenna in the corner”
She’s got a nice turd cutter.
Who’s the girl?… Pertinent info
Hey prez…… Neil is signing your name on his blogs again. Good try Neil.
what do you mean what the fuck am I talking about?
If you ever finally meet Biebs you could certainly pull “the move” off on his sixth grade body. Probably stuff him after too.
my move is way sketchier than that
this is a feitelberg-ish blog
As cliche as it is, your nose would get in the way thus not being able to pull this off.
The move works great…just ask Renee
Pres you’re way off on this one. No way is that the move. Get real.
@theboss9… Dead nuts on! The stuffing would be preceded by pres’ knuckle “slipping” into the Biebs’ hairless asshole.
“the move” is stoping short in a car, putting the arm brace out for the girl in the passenger seat and grabbing some tit. Not something you and fietleberg did in the ocean after watching dirty dancing you gonzo-looking queen
Someone say ATM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Chick’s name is Nicole Pedra, model with a good looking face a nice pooper. Solid work.
I would put my baby in her corner.
no one calls that the move. it was done in a movie once, 25 years ago.
is that the dude from road rules?
hey……that was Frank Costanza’s move
“The Move” is from Seinfeld…..end of story!!!!
El Prez- the move gone horribly right…the only stuffing that followed was her limp body into a car and to Lennox Hill hospital from Mt Snow after a day at the lodge…
http://youtu.be/oiWo4GKp4b8
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@powerbomber….not sure that’s what el prez meant by automatic ATM..
No “the Move” involves chloroform and duct tape.
You could probably let them balance on your huge beak. Redefining the move.
My girl is skinny but she has the density of Portnoy’s penny jar. Fucked up my back just thinking about it.
Renee and I have a completely different version of “the move”.
You need to actually acquire some muscles before you try to ‘move’ anything there Pres.
“I kind of wish that for Smokeshow introductions we did them like Monday Night Football where the girl introduced herself and where she was from.” Revisit this idea.
Is that Abe from the Real World?
She gained the post college 25….
@shame.. the density of Portnoy’s penny jar line had me almost spit the Patron that I actually was drinking.. well done.
whats wrong with her face?