Aussie Track Star Michelle Jenneke Is Hijacking the Olympics Before They Even Begin
There is cute, there is hot, there is sexy and then there is cute, hot, sexy and I’m going to beat your brains inside out in the 100 meter hurdles and then be cute, hot, and sexy again and fuck every dude in the Olympic village right in your face hot. This chick is all of the above. Whatever it is she has it in spades.

This is the girl who would pussy wreck your dick, remove it and promptly swallow it, all while giving you that cute smile. Don’t even know if I could get mad at her.
What the fuck? Bitch put on an absolute show.
Jesus christ, I’ve never fallen in love with a girl so fast in my life. She won’t be competing in London so now there’s no chance I’ll be watching. You can have Holley Mangold, Prez. I’ll take Jenneke.
COT DAMN! this bitch straight DUSTED those other broads. bet she can run a 4.45 in fuckin chancletas and shit. i’d definitely beat, but is it me or is she like 6’4?
she’s not really that hot. fast as shit tho
i would do disgusting things with her
MO posted this first…is it me or is EP just picking up scraps anymore
Pretty sure I love everything about this chick.
welp, i’m done here fellas. fuck me, i like this chick.
i’m moving!
jesus fucking christ
Fuck it, i’m watching that again
I might J off to this
Rip one out, mitch.
Track nerd alert: unless she shaves about a second off her time, we’ll have to yank it to her prelim heats … if she shaves though we’ll all win, no doubt she does with that handle tattoo
Pres needs to get over the fact that he wasn’t even a “has been” but is a “never was” and find someone who has a clue or at least an appreciation for the sick talent that some of these Olympians have.
That being said, this chick is JV SLOW!!! Given that she jogged through the finish and there was almost nobody in the stands, it was probably a preliminary heat (which explains her slow time). Weak sauce… But still put on a good show.
Pres needs to get over the fact that he wasn’t even a “has been” but is a “never was” and find someone who has a clue or at least an appreciation for the sick talent that some of these Olympians have.
That being said, this chick is JV SLOW!!! Given that she jogged through the finish and there was almost nobody in the stands, it was probably a preliminary heat (which explains her slow time). Weak sauce… But still put on a good show.
Shameless theft of a blog from Mo.
Give me her and lolo and about 3 minutes. Boom.
the chick behind her is even checking her ass out at the beginning
gotta love the 15 year old chick whos still deciding if shes gonna be a rug muncher or not while standing behind this kangerooing dumpster when shes warming up… so many akward quick glances to her bouncing ass
Holy fuck! I enjoyed every second of that video!
Chick definitely did enough blow to kill Darryl Strawberry immediately before this was filmed.
If I were Michael phelps I would be going after that faster than Pres after a roll of quarters rolling down a hill
there is no such thing as enough blow to kill daryl “the nose-hose” strawberry, as evidenced by the fact that he is still alive
I want her to have my babies and I wanted them yesterday. Holy shit, I’m in love.
too bad shes not in the olympics…
So she didn’t qualify for the olympics so I’m not quite sure how she’s going to hijack them…
Do some reasearch… Not the best photos:
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/TJ2dteFTRgA/2010+Australian+Junior+Championships+Day+2/h3eM7Ib8iek/Michelle+Jenneke
http://singapore2010.olympics.com.au/images/aocAthlete/shotstandard/JENNEKE_N2779329.jpg
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5226/5649650956_1d3e52e242.jpg
Holy fuck. Holy mother fucking fuck. Jesus tap dancing christ. Dick. Wrecker. P.s. Pres has to repost shit from Philly. Who the fuck reads philly? if a tree falls in the woods, ya know?
Holy shit! Just turned 19 last month. Not sure I can wait until 2016 to see her again. Are the 2013 World Championships televised?
I was expecting this to be a shitty ass video. But was I wrong couldn’t look away. Only 1 word for this
CUM EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm down people. Look at her pics. Not very hot at all. NEXT…..
What’s with your fascination when it comes to manly-looking chicks, Portnoy?
Way to make it rain on the parade upside
Security standing in the back had his hand placed firmly over his raging boner the whole time.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! OI OI OI!!!
Im signing everything over to her. Marry me….oh CUM EVERYWHERE!
Yes please
Oh my God. I busted like 2 nuts watching this. And yes I watched it like 3 times.
I’ve watched this video no less than 10 times…I’m in love!
Wow! when im done with her it will look like she was in a custard pie eating contest.
Were those twins on the far right?
@upsidedownviews What is she like 14 in that picture?
Yup. I like it, I like it a lot.
upsidedownviews, so you googled her and found some photos of when she was 15 and awkward. Who cares? Did you watch the video? Chick is straight smoking hot now with an infectious smile, sexy ponytail, tight body and hypnotic dance moves. And she won the fucking race! Total package in my book.
karlie morton is a billion times hotter, not saying this chick isnt a smokefuck though
I’m in love. DVRing every fucking event she’s in. El Pres… get on it.. find all the Olympic smokes. Volleyball team should provide some smokes.
just speechless…she is unreal
I need more, ASAP!!! Find her.
and that finger flutter deal has me fuckin hypnotized
Chicks in lanes 1 and 2 aren’t too shabby either. And I didn’t notice the albino in lane 5 until about the 10th viewing.
@tornopen
she won’t be at the olympics
The Olympics needs more girls like this. Put her in a FloJo outfit and BAMM!! cum everywhere.
Nice trail leg!
My god