NBCChicago – An autistic teenager from the Chicago area has done something almost impossible. Nearly 48 games into an upset-filled NCAA tournament, 17-year-old Alex Herrmann is perfect. “It’s amazing,” he says. Truly. The odds of anybody of anybody doing that? One in 13,460,000, according to BookofOdds.com. It’s easier to win the lottery. Twice. “I’m good at math,” Alex, a Glenbrook South High School student, said. “I’m kind of good at math and at stats I see on TV during the game.” Alex entered the bracket on CBSsports.com’s bracket challenge. CBS did not return several phone calls to confirm entries into its game. Alex doesn’t get anything for perfection. He entered one of three bracket games offered by CBS — the only one without a prize attached.

Let’s not all rush to suck this autistic kid’s dick quite yet.   I mean I find it pretty weird that CBS Sportsline wouldn’t verify his bracket.    Hey just because he’s autistic doesn’t mean he’s honest.     But let’s say he’s telling the truth.    There is still lots of basketball left to be played. Plus anybody can win when they are playing for free. Put some fucking money down on it Rainman and then get back to me. Math. Pfft. Trust me bro if all you needed to do was a little fucking geometry and watch lots of hoop I’d be fucking rich man by now. Bottomline is filling out brackets in magical pools with no prizes and no entry fee doesn’t even count as real picks in my book.

PS – You know what kind of bracket pools have no prizes? The kind you can change as you go. Just sayin….