Awesome Audio Of Lindsey Lohan Calling Her Dad While She Was In A Fight With Her Coked Out Mother In the Back of A Limo Coming Back From the Clubs at 4am
TMZ – Lindsay Lohan made a hysterical plea for help to her father, as she claimed she was being kidnapped by Dina Lohan, screaming, “Dad, she’s on cocaine. She’s like touching her neck, and s**t” … and TMZ has obtained audio of the conversation.We broke the story … Lindsay and Dina got into a ballistic argument after leaving a NYC club at 4 AM. The two were in a limo which was going to Dina’s Long Island house.
See this is why I respect the hell out of the Lohans. It’s not an act like the Kardashians. They are 100% certified lunatics. Like if you don’t respect this brand of insanity than you have a big dump in your pants. Oh and if you’re wondering how TMZ got their hands on this call? Duh. Michael Lohan sold it to them. Fucking awesome. The circle of life indeed.
PS – How obsessed was Michael Lohan with this kidnapping theory? Who are you with Lindsay? Oh you’re in a limo? The driver is kidnapping you. Oh you’re with you’re mother? She is kidnapping you.

big dump in your pants? Can’t wait to bring that insult to the swing set tomorrow.
I will find this difficult to masturbate to, but I will try.
THEN!!!!!
its so funny that he just repeats what she says so it sounds more clear on the audio when he sells it
Another example that shit could be worse stoolies, just wake up every morning and thank god that were not Sandusky or the lohans.
I’d get knee deep in that Lohan broad all day long.
i love how the dad keeps saying shes getting kidnapped and Lindsay isn’t phased at all by it.
Why did I even listen to that. Its like Arrested Development when Jason Bateman finds the “Dead Dove Dont Eat” in his fridge and he opens it only to say “I don’t know what I expected”.
I’d let mama lohan do a line off my boner.
I really wish these people would hurry up and die already…
You know you’re fucked when Michael Lohan is the better parent…
Your website is awful. Wow. Davey, I would think it’s worth about 2k, not 2 million.
OMG, so stressful
I wood both while dad watched
I wood both while dad watched
I wood both while dad watched
I wood both while dad watched
I wood both while dad watched
I wood both while dad watched
I’m shocked Lindsay hasn’t OD’ed yet.
Is that the first series of non anti-semitic that throw the jew has ever had?
anti-semitic comments*
the question is who was more coked up? more importantly, $40,000 buys a lot of cocaine. my guess is they were doing lines with the driver
The issues people have with THEN vs THAN completely bottles my mind.
Really @rexisfat? It bottles your mind? Obviouslyyy you’re not a golfer.
Next on tap: Michael Lohan produces, directs, films and stars in a sex tape with his daughter Lyndsey. I still jerk off to it.
^^ Hey idiot… Welcome to the the site.
And yes meowmix, I do believe that is the first non-anti-Semitic comment he’s ever made. Still can’t figure out how to post a comment only once though… Prez I still say you ban the little piece of shit
A couple of coked out whores and a dude trying to make some money off the tragedy. I actually feel kinda bad for Lindsay now knowing how fucked up her parents are. Throw some money and cocaine in the mix and this bitch should be dead by President’s Day.
Michael Lohan definitely just saw Taken and he’s on a real Liam Neeson kick these days…