Awwwwwkwarrrrrrrdddddd
Should have known with a name like Astrid she was gonna be a stuck up bitch who doesn’t fuck on local cable news.
Don’t worry bro. We’ve all been there. Miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Pretty much every night at the bar for me is the same way.
Hey what’s up I’m Feitelberg, I work for Barstool Sports…
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OK I’m gonna go home.



“Get me off ……… camera” … missed two shots there buddy
I would canoodle Astrid until her pussy fell off. I like that line though, “I thought canoodle meant chat,” I’m going to use that “what? I thought ‘fuck you from behind and pull your hair’ meant chat, my bad…”
Stupid nazi cunt.
whoops I thought canoodling meant anal
I wanna canoodle my all over Astrid’s face with my funny finger.
Hey honey, shorten the last name… nobody likes Germans.
Wat a fucking cunt and wat the fuck kinda name is Astrich? Id hate fuck her just to prove a point
i’d let her canoodle my taint while i gently tickle her glorious Cranston.
Ass-turd
This blog was just begging for a Ron Burgundy clip..
Sweet blog bro! Sike.
Thought Astrid handled that pretty well, all things considered. Like her style.
sanfran415 you spell about as well as you return punts in the nfc championship game. psyche!
Bobby V – that was part of the sarcasm you asshat. In other news, yes Kyle Williams can fuckin never play football again. We beat the Giants, we would have beat the Patriots. Fuck me
get me off camera, put me into the weekend and its fuckin monday.. crying laughing right now