DM – A new television series has shed light on the bizarre Japanese trend for ‘bagel heads’. The extraordinary look, which is created by injecting saline into the forehead, then pressing in the centre of the swollen area with a thumb, is a hit on the country’s underground body modification scene. The dramatic results of the two-hour treatment last just 16-24 hours, after which the saline is absorbed by the body and the forehead reduces back to its normal size. The process is revealed on National Geographic’s Taboo, where three people are seen undergoing the treatment. On its (thankfully) short-term effects, Keroppy joked: ‘We enjoy being freaks for the night!’

Fucking Asians and their Hello Kitty dolls, rape fantasy porn and bagel heads. Listen do I think getting a bagel head is a good look? No I do not. I mean call me old fashioned but I like to eat my bagels and not wear them on my head. But having said that if some slut was like “Hey Prezzy let’s get bagel heads for the night” I’d do it in a heartbeat. Because I may not know much about life but I know this much. If you get a bagel head with a chick there is no way you’re not having wild kinky bagel head sex. It’s bagel head 101 really.

PS – Is that chick on the left even Asian?  Fucking bagel head fraud.