So Barstool Boat Cruise Thursdays are off to a spectacularly slow start. Of course this is to be expected since every Thursday has been the same night as a Lakers vs. Celtics game. But don’t tell that to the booze cruise people though. That hasn’t stopped them from bitching and moaning to me like a little girl why nobody is going on the boat instead of watching the NBA Finals. Obviously I haven’t even tried to push the boat yet because it would be a slap in the face to our readers. Like if somebody told me to buy a ticket for a boat cruise on the same night as the NBA Finals I’d take my dick out and piss in their face. So having said that I’ve circled the calendar for next Thursday as the unofficial official kickoff of our Boatonian Boat Cruise series. Yes there is a DJ and all that great shit.  So buy your tickets now and come party with me, Jenna, Devlin the Intern and the rest of the Stool on the high seas. If you don’t have a great time I’ll give your ass a free Ball Don’t Lie shirt. That’s how confident I am these will be epic booze cruises.

Click here to buy tickets.    Barstool will be onboard every Thursday including tomorrow, but we’ll really be on board next Thursday June 24th for the unofficial official kick off.  Oh and all smokeshows and two friends sail for free.   That’s right Smokeshows.    You and two friends get free tickets.  Just send us an email to paul@barstoolsports.com to give us your name.

 

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